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Hitchhiking with Lohan, Spears and Hilton

Hitchhiking is always dangerous but Chris Tomkins found himself in a dire situation when picked up by celebrity bad-girls Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

"It was not so much that I feared for my life, but that I feared for my sanity", Tomkins said, "The conversations I heard in that car will haunt me for the rest of my life."

An intelligence test later confirmed that Tomkins' IQ had indeed dropped by 45 points since the incident and no longer knew where Berlin was or how to count by 2's.

The three have recently collaborated on their first book "Driving. (And Other Cool Things To Do While Under The Influence)".

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Chris Tomkins trapped in a car with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

Chris Tomkins couldn't believe his shocking luck when he was picked up by Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

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March 2008


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