"I swear I thought he'd use his tongue," said Liam of his recent encounter with US President George W Bush.
"I'd gone over to pay him the 20 cents I owed him since he defeated Iraq in less than a month, and he was just desperate for a smooch.
"Lucky for me, he was prepared to pay for the privilege. I ended up 80 cents on the deal."
George W Bush attempts to plant a wet one on Liam
