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Liam Cody & Chris Tomkins give you the advice you don't want to follow.

Ask The Gorskys - The advice column you don't want to follow

We've answered a lot of readers' real problems over the years. Here they are, sorted into categories to make it look more official.

Get Rid Of Stalker

A Button On Poga - If your English name was John Button, would you change it to Janis Poga?

A Polite Person - A question is asked.

A-Hole Question - What if she won't let you do it in the A-hole?

Addicted to Facebook - What do you do if you can't tear yourself away from Facebook?

Addicted to Lesbian Porn - I am addicted to lesbian porn and I need help.

Annoyed by Bible Thumpers - Bible thumpers will not take a hint.

Ask The Gorskys

Bad Grades - New Identity - Damn that Chancho and his great grades.

Bed Smells Of Balls

BO Boss - How do you tell your boss he stinks?

Boyfriend Talks Different - Things change when you hook up - including talking.

Can Love Bites Give You Cancer? - Is it possible sucking on someone's skin until the blood vessels burst could cause a carcinoma?

Christians & Muslims: Making It Work

Condescending Boss

Diana Needs A Nickname - Please, I need a nickname for me. My name is Diana.

Does Allison Page like me? - Does Allison Page Like me?

Dumped For A Lesbian - His girlfriend liked girls all along.

Eradicate A Hubby - How do you get rid of a husband who is a pain in the arse?

Fame School - Gotta be famous, gotta date Hermione.

Finding My Comedic Voice - It's hard to write original sounding jokes.

Gay Porn Star Boyfriend Gets It Up The Butt - I can't cope with my gay pornstar boyfriend being taken from behind.

General Gerbil Dildo Embarassment - How do I explain my gerbil shaped dildo to my mother?

Get Out There - How do you get yourself out there so important people know that you tell funny jokes?

Hard To Find XXX Porn Videos - You really have to try hard to find XXX content on the web.

Hearing Voices - If you hear voices, let's hope they give you good advice.

Hirsuit Issues - Its hard when the hair just won't stay away.

Hurricane Maria can't stop wind - To fart or not to fart - that is the question.

I Need Money Until Payday - My bank balance is $450 withdrawn, I need money to live on, and I am not getting paid for two weeks.

Incest in West Virginia - Will West Virginia ever accept a little cousin-love?

Mind Wandering Days Are Over - I have a fear of letting my mind wander... I'm afraid it wouldn't come back.

No Longer Popular - I used to be a regular guy, then about a year ago, I started losing friends.

Not A Love Triangle, More A V - Jon is a nice guy, and I care about him so much. When I'm with him, I want to be with him. When I'm with Chris I want to be with him.

Offensive but Adorable - She loves him even though he's an arse.

Over-Protective Sex - How careful is too careful when you're amongst the downright skuzzy?

Positive Feng Shui - Good Feng Shui is invaluable.

Proposing a Threesome - Sharing your wife with your friends can be tricky.

Questions Elude Me - I can't think of any good questions to ask. How do I resolve this problem?

Quiet On The Phone

Sexy Outfit

Social Life Sucks - My only friends all have better things to do.

Speling Prbolme - Eye hhave a tteribll prroblm whith mie zpeling.

Stand Out Inconspicuously - I always act stupid in front of her and I need to stop.

Starey Pants - Being stared at can get so annoying.

Suck at Blowing? - When you're supposed to give a handjob and a blowjob, it can be tricky.

Suck At Lovebites - Another person who needs advice on sucking.

Surviving the Financial Crisis - A new modern phenomenon - advice-column begging.

Sweet 12, Never Been Spanked - Jimmy wants to be spanked - but how?

To Idol Or Not To Idol - I have been under a fair bit of pressure of late from people telling me to enter Australian Idol.

To Sex or Not To Sex - When is the right time to have sex with your boyfriend who is outside with Nina?

TXT Stalker - I broke up with my ex and still text him. He doesn't reply but still I text him.

Tyrant or Physics Teacher? - Physics teachers can be complete bastards sometimes.

Want Famous Guy To Notice Me - I am completely and hopelessly in love with a celebrity. What can I do to get his attention?

Want to Control My Family - How do you get your family under control?

What's A Good Nickname For Me - I'm sick of people calling me by my name.

Love & Dating

14 Loves 40

15 and Pregnant and I Want Him To Stay - I think I'm pregnant. I just need to find a way to tell my boyfriend without him leaving me.

Big Brother Aura - What does it mean when you have a Big Brother Aura?

Boss Is Ex-Boyfriend

Boyfriend Is Driving Me Mad

Boyfriend Makes My Cat Sick

Boyfriend's Ex Is Stalking Him

Brandon Or David?

Can't Find Ms Right

Can't Get A Single Guy - I can't get a single guy to like me.

Can't Tell If He Likes Me

Cheating In NY

Cheating With Wife

Chokes Up

Coalition of the Willing

Convince Him To Ditch Her

Did I Miss My Chance?

Does Anthony Like Me

Does He Like Me?

Double Boy Trouble

Ex Is Stalking My Boyfriend

Ex-Boyfriend Is Jealous

Falling For Creepy Guy

Falling For Friend

Fiance Married Someone Else

Fishing for a Girlfriend

Followed By Boys

Friend has a Shady Past

Get My Boyfriend In Check

Get Over An Ex

Girlfriend Going Interstate

Girlfriend Is Taller Than Me

Good Communication - How can I maintain a good communication between me and my boyfriend?

Having A Cyber Affair

He Has NEVER Tried To Hit On Me

He Is Immature and Selfish - My boyfriend is immature and extremely selfish! What can/should I do?

He Lied About Everything

He Said "Call Me"

He's In A Neck Brace And I Want Him Back - He's in a neck brace from an accident and can barely move. I want to be there for him but I don't know how to get him back.

Help Me Make Conversation - Can you help me make conversation when I’m on the phone with my boyfriend

Holding Hands In The Dark

Hopeless Romantic

Hopeless Romantic Seeks To Turn Tables

How Can I Get A Boyfriend?

How Can I Get A Girlfriend?

How Do I Act In Front Of A Girl

How Do I Respond?

How To Make Hubby Happy - How can I make my husband happy?

Humiliating Dump

I Don't Know What To Say To My Boyfriend

I Love An Older Man