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The Advice Column You Don't Want to Follow

We've answered a lot of readers questions over the years. Read them all or ask your own question.


Addicted to Farmville

September 27th, 2010
I am addicted to Farmville. More...

From Russia with Lav

August 4th, 2010
Does the story about Neil Armstrong’s alleged famous words spoken on the Moon ‘Good Luck Mr Gorsky!’ have anything to do with the name of your website? More...

Suck at Blowing?

October 1st, 2008
i’m 15 and my boyfriend is 17 and i’m supposed to give him a hand job and a blow job. and i need to know how i can make sure i’m not to bad at it? any tips? More...

A-Hole Question

October 1st, 2008
My girl will not let me do her in the A hole is there anything I can do about this cuz there no reason to date a girl with phat ass if she don’t let you do her in it thank More...
hi im lorraine im 150 overdrawn of my account and i need money today if possible can u help me please im struggling More...

Fame School

September 8th, 2008
i want to become a worldwide celebrity famous like justin timberlake or brad pitt. how can i do this? is there a special school? also i want to date emma watson from the harry potter films. – bob berts More...

Suck At Lovebites

September 8th, 2008
How hard do you suck to give a lovebite? And do you roll your tounge over their neck while your doing it? – Cara McCruddens More...

Offensive but Adorable

September 1st, 2008
well,i like a boy but he offends me all the time .once upon a time he liked me now no.what can i do for this? More...

To Sex or Not To Sex

August 17th, 2008

"I really need dating advice. My boyfriend wants to have sex...but it's only been about 6 months. I really, really do love him, and I would, but its a family hes wanting. While I'm fighting with myself over this, he is out with another girl, Nina. I think he's cheatting on me... Help me?" Chloe Eron Dans ...

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Bad Grades – New Identity

August 17th, 2008
I hate my myself. I get bad grades i wish i was somebody else like Chancho. More...