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I really need dating advice. My boyfriend wants to have sex...but it's only been about 6 months. I really, really do love him, and I would, but its a family hes wanting. While I'm fighting with myself over this, he is out with another girl, Nina. I think he's cheatting on me... Help me?

Chloe Eron

Dans Answer

Hey baby. It sounds like you're hurting. So, your man's not giving you what you want? There there, come rest your head on my shoulder.

See, men can be so cruel. You just try to do what's right, and they can only think of themselves. Is it okay if I put my hand here? Just to comfort you.

So - this Nina girl. She sounds like a real piece of work. I bet he's gone to first base with her already (or further!). That manipulative bastard. If I were you I'd give up on men entirely.

If it would make you feel better, you can stay overnight. Just to cuddle. I'd do that for you.

You know, I just thought of a way you can get back at that cheating bastard.

Dan Walmsley

James' Answer

So if I'm reading your question correctly, your boyfriend wants to have sex but "it's a family he's wanting"? That's a lot of people to want to have sex with. Is it his own family he's wanting? Is Nina his sister?

He sounds weird. Dump him and kiss ladies.

James Hazelden

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