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Sweet 12, Never Been Spanked

I want to be spanked, but how, i'm 12 and i really want to be spanked, i never been spanked, so how do i?

Jimmy Evans

Chris' Answer

Jimmy, as a 12 year old you should know very well how to be spanked… Steal money from your dad’s wallet, draw on the walls, climb on the roof or call your mum a bitch. Just keep upping the ante until one of your parents has you over their knee with a table tennis bat. The bottom line (if you’ll excuse the pun) is to be very badly behaved.

But don’t expect any presents for Christmas.

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