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Suck at Blowing?

i'm 15 and my boyfriend is 17 and i'm supposed to give him a hand job and a blow job. and i need to know how i can make sure i'm not to bad at it? any tips?

KAYLEE POOLE

Gavins Answer

He is obviously pressuring you into this so here's how to give a good hand job: It is basically the same as a Chinese Burn. Twist his penis back and forth vigorously with both hands until it is red and sore. The screams of pain will indicate that he is enjoying it.

A blow job involves striking the erect penis with a firm, forceful 'blow', much like a punch.

If he says that you are doing it wrong tell him to go find someone his own age to do it for him.

I hope that helps.

Gavin Baskerville

Chris' Answer

Although as a heterosexual male I have never given a blowjob or a handjob to another fellow, I have heard that it's good to be able to "suck a golfball through a garden hose". So get yourself a length of gardenhose and a golfball, and see how you go. And remember, if your ears implode when you're sucking, take a short break.

Good luck.

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