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Quiet On The Phone

My girlfriend and me have nothing to say on the phone. I love her and she loves me but it's too quiet on the phone. I only knew her for about two weeks.

charlie max15280

Liam's Answer

I find the best thing to do when on the phone is to be prepared. before you dial, write out a list of topics to talk about. Keep them simple at first: "How was your day?", "What did you have for dinner?", "Did you see American Idol this week?"

These sorts of easy questions help ease the way, but unfortunately, sometimes only get a "yes/no" style response.

The secret for longer, more wordy conversations is to engage your girlfriend in a conversation that chicks just love talking about.

Here are some doozies that wll have her talking for hours.

  • "Where do you see our relationship heading?"
  • "Is it just me, or is Jennifer Anniston gaining weight?"
  • "Why was your last boyfriend a bastard?"

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