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Gavin's Answer
Some houses have a small utility room called a toilet that is built specifically as a place to break wind and do other unmentionable, dirty things. Whilst among company you can excuse yourself, go to the 'toilet' and break wind until the pain subsides.
Alternatively move to Australia where farting in public is considered F#*@ING HILARIOUS! You'll be the most popular girl in town.
All the best,
Gavin Baskerville
James' Answer
Passing wind in public is not embarrassing. Being embarrassed about passing wind in public is embarrassing. Therefore, you must commit to it. Blow loudly and proudly in front of your friends, perhaps prefixing the event with the words, "hey everybody look over here!" Then once you have peeled one off, nod sagely, inhale deeply and say, "wow. That smells like something has crawled into my anus and died".
Far from being embarrassed, this will make you more popular. And when you walk down the street you will hear people say, "Hey look. There goes the farting lady".
