“I broke up with my girlfriend about 6 months ago. while we were together, i did small things like check and see if she was really going where she said she was and checked her voicemail, becuz i knew the password to everything. now that we have broken up, we are trying to work things out, but i still do those things like check her email and see if she is lying about where she is. does this make me a stalker?”
tyrone t-lo
Liam’s Answer
It’s only stalking if the other person finds out, Tyrone. So whatever you do, don’t let her find out.
Chris’ Answer
My guess is your girlfriend dumped you because you don’t trust her. Am I right?
All you’re doing is trying to show you care. It’s not about a lack of trust. It’s just about making sure she’s not making mistakes, and going out with friends when she thought she was going shopping.
The thing you need to do is convince her that your constant invasion of her privacy is the kind, loving, selfless act you imagine it to be.
The best way to do this is to hold her hostage under your house for a couple of years.
There’s this thng, called the Stockholm Effect. It’s a well-documented psychological phenomenon. Hostages frequently come to rely upon and even love their captors.
Of course, you’ll risk a 30 year prison term if the police ever catch you, but what could be more loving than risking jail for true love.
Go for it.
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