Great Things To Do With Your Clone

Chris doubles how much he can drink in a night with his clone.

Your suggestions

• Pick up a bag from your dealer, then have your clone go down and say that you/he was never there, and it must have been someone else. Get a free bag out of the deal
  Dope Man [16 Jan 2003]
• Go rob a bank while your clone meets Anna. Have your clone organise a snog fest for the same time next week, and you turn up for that. Keep the girl and the cash.
  Sally [16 Jan 2003]
• When at a pub, make your clone work the room, using your corny pick-up lines on only the cutest girls. If he fails, he gets the humiliation. If he succeeds, you take the girl(s) home...
  Reefy [16 Jan 2003]
• Have an affair with your clone - after all no one is quite as gorgeous as you!
  Lizzy [16 Jan 2003]
• With a clone, the law may never apply to you, rob, main, murder and let the clone face the judge...
  MD [16 Jan 2003]
• Grab your significant other and finally fill his fantasy of a threesome. This way you can't be jealous of the other girl being better than you in bed. Also, if you have a hang up about being with someone of the same sex, at least you know where she's been and that she's not prettier than you!
  Rhonda [16 Jan 2003]
• Have the clone rob the bank and then kill the clone and play dead for a while
  EipHvH [16 Jan 2003]
• I could blame him for all the ugly women (after lager) I married.
  Shaun Brown [16 Jan 2003]
• Go out late, and send your clone home early. mom will never know!!!
  Ben Matthews II [16 Jan 2003]
• If lucky enough to have a threesome with yourself and two women, secretly alternate with your clone when you're 'done', and attain legendary status as a super-stud for going all night long(unless you can already do this on your own).
  Jack [16 Jan 2003]
• Bring your clone to college and make him go to all your classes and exams while all you do is party. If he fails out you can't complain cause it's not like you could do any better.
  Richard Serdynski [16 Jan 2003]
• Why let your clone have all the fun with Anna? He goes off and robs the bank, while you snog Anna and you get the girl, cash and alibi. Plus then it's up to you to set up the snog fest later on.
  Andrew Clingeleffer [16 Jan 2003]
• When your wife asks you to go to the store for some pads, you know who to send.
  Moe Hudson [16 Jan 2003]
• Send the clone to the opera while you go to the hockey game with your mistress who likes hockey.
  Steve Whitley [16 Jan 2003]
• Have your clone stand next to you then you can be beside your self!
  Hazel Anthony [16 Jan 2003]
• Outlive your clone. Be seated at your own funeral.
  John Jones [16 Jan 2003]
• Confuse your clone by mimicing its exact movements on the other side of a window.
  Alex Moss [16 Jan 2003]
• Tell your clone he/she was adopted, and find out how stupid you really are.
  Ian Hirons [16 Jan 2003]
• Your clone robs a bank while you meet Anna and HER clone for a threesome - who cares about the cash!!!!
  Mr McGoo [16 Jan 2003]
• Give your clone a tattoo and bellybutton ring and scare your parents after they tell you you cant get one.
  Juliana [16 Jan 2003]
• Experiment with haircuts, coloring, tattoos and piercings on your clone. Then confuse everyone and make them ask "Didn't you have blonde hair yesterday?"
  Juliana [16 Jan 2003]
• Pick a fight with a big guy, get your clone to help but claim all the glory.
  Matt Pritchard [16 Jan 2003]
• Clone yourself a lot of times and then dress all of them in white suits and have them fight against the republic in order to establish the empire. Never mind only George Lucas would think this was a good idea.
  Doc [16 Jan 2003]
• CLONE YOURSELF MANY TIMES AND START A BAND CALLED THE CLONES AND BECOME SUPERSTARS/ aND IF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE (AKA YOUR NOT TALENTED IN THAT AREA) JOIN THE CIRCUS
  dacia [23 Jun 2003]
• Get a date with two blonde twins so you and your clone can get lucky on the same night. Fuuuuun.
  Completely Odd [24 Nov 2003]
• You wax your clone's eyebrows, and see if they look good. If they don't, then don't get yours waxed.
  Alix Elida Nano [27 Mar 2004]
• Let the clone do all the work.You will never get tired and no matter what you do, you'll always get the credit for all the work!
  Robert R [26 Jul 2004]
• Become president by cloning yourself lots of times so you have a larger voting block.
  Ryan D'Montigny [17 Feb 2007]
• Never run out of coin again. Simply take out a huge life insurance plan for your clone and kill him. Try and see how many times you can be declared legally dead.
  bob mcgee [12 Jun 2007]
• clone your children - the csa can only take so much child support off you - but when you get old you have more kids to contribute towards a better old peoples home .
  martin scarbrough [12 Dec 2007]
• clone yourself 365 times then you only have to spend 1 day a year at work .
  martin scarbrough [12 Dec 2007]

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