Super Heroes We Want To See

Catwoman - every boy's favorite villain.

Your suggestions

• BBQ MAN - he is a cannibalistic trans-nympho-necro-pyro-hemo-schizo-philia-phreno-vesta-maniac: he is afraid of everything who has to have sex with the burning bodies of dead people. He must be careful because he is also a bleeder. He has multiple personalities and multiple partners. He dresses in women's lingerie and eats his cooked victims. His victims are usually the worst of villains deserving the worst of punishment.
  Keith Adams [7 Jan 2003]
• Salman Rushdie Man - He can go invisible at the slightest sign of danger and no one can find him.
  Jake Wilson [7 Jan 2003]
• Saddam Man - He tricks bad guys by inviting them into his lair and then pretends he isn't a superhero and tells them he doesn't have a lair.
  Jake Wilson [7 Jan 2003]
• Incontinento - The worlds smelliest superhero
  Anonymous [7 Jan 2003]
• Couch Potato Man - Sits on his butt all day and lets the other super heroes go to work and slave all day until the bad guys realize they are going nowhere so they commit suicide. Damn, he's good.
  Weapons: Cold beer, remote, favourite chair with kick up lever.
  Weaknesses: Low batteries in the remote, nagging wife telling him to get up off his butt and get a job, nothing on TV.
  Canaan James Martin [7 Jan 2003]
• Toilet Duck and Bleach Boy - This dynamic duo wait for an unsuspecting villain to pass water, then drop the lid down on his manhood.
  John Prescott [7 Jan 2003]
• Legal Mind Man - Whenever trouble is about he uses his mind games to reduce the enemy to tears and confession.
  Booka Booka [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Canada - A complete idiot and has no intelligence whatsoever. He ends all his sentences with the infamous Team Canada saying "EH"
  Lair: An old rustic cabin in Northern Ontario
  Favourite Weapon: His complete stupidity will ward off any evil in his sight.
  Favourite Show: Pokemon, because it's educational.
  Anonymous [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Struthers - Eats enormous amounts of food in front of the villain until the villain dies in disgust. Her special attack is saying "please feed these starving ethiopians" even though she has enough food in her refrigerator to stop world hunger. Her allies are: Jabba the Hutt, and anyone who gives her candy bars.
  Ceaser Satrreliona [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Chaos - When all around looks calm and serene, you can rely on Captain Chaos to appear and really screw things up!!
  Keith Rees [7 Jan 2003]
• Vindaloo Man - He lurks from Curry House to Curry House, his trusty Popadom Gun in hand, searching out the villains: those who will not eat anything hot enough to dissolve their stomach lining. All those who stand in his way get a rather spicy enema from his Magical Madras Machine, and that can be nasty: the ablutions can be very painful and last for weeks.
  Angi Novatscou [7 Jan 2003]
• Mahir Man - This is my superhero. WELCOME TO MY HOME SUPERHERO !!!!!!!!! I KISS YOU !!!!! I like music , I have many many musicenstrumans my home I can play I like sport , swiming , basketball ,tenis , volayball , walk ......... I can leap tall buildings in a single bound. I like sex. I like travel around world at supersonic speeds. I go 3-4 country every hour I went , Germany , Nederland , Belgium , Austria , Denmark, Sweden , Hungary Moldovia , Ukraina , Bulgaria , Romania , Macedonia ,Azerbaijan , Georrgia, Iran ..... whew! I tired. I sleep.
  Patrick Boyle [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Mum - She keeps the villians in their room until they clean it up.
  Sally P [7 Jan 2003]
• Sarcast & Sardon, the Dynamic Duo - Sarcast uses his withering lack of wit but sarcastic tone to baffle his enemies into thinking he's a bit of a spiteful little swine, then sardon finishes them off by being an utter sociopath and standing in the kitchen and being miserable at parties.
  Tony Moss [7 Jan 2003]
• Imbecile Woman - mp; her side kick and daughter Dimwit Girl - Totally amazes the villans with their obvious displays of complete stupidity rendering the foes useless with the shit that dribbles out their mouths whilst letting all the other superheros do the work they take the credit later in the proceedings. Don't laugh I actually worked with both these people.
  Anonymous [7 Jan 2003]
• [Useful Supervillain Tip] - Don't try to kill the hero with spiders orsnakes or name calling. That doesn`t work.Use guns, bombs, and Kenny G.
  Jake Wilson [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Women's Libber - Hammers villains into submission with her increasingly lesbianic tendencies.
  David Ruth [7 Jan 2003]
• Geekman - the superhero who gioves new meaning to the words "battle cry". Able to wail mummy! and be heard two blocks away. With his trusty calculator and biro he will divide, add and subtract villains to make society an equal place.
  Damon Stevenson [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Chemo - Makes his enmies involuntarily vomitt, go bald. His secret weapon is to destroy the immune systems of evil villians and let some horrible disease kill them, completely releiving himself of blame. Caution: Captain Chemo has an affection for breasts, prostrates, and other sources of cancerous flesh.
  Mac [7 Jan 2003]
• Starrman - With his boring morals he bores villians to death and then pounds them with his millions and millions of pages of reports!
  Adam Lepzelter [7 Jan 2003]
• Mole Man - Nobody knows who he is and nobody gives a shit.
  Hazel Anthony [7 Jan 2003]
• Superdick - Able to pull off the most amazing stunts and still look like a total dork.
  Hazel Anthony [7 Jan 2003]
• Libido Man - You need a description...doesn't the name say it all?!!! IDIOT!!!
  JR [Able to satisfy women in a single bound? - - Liam] [7 Jan 2003]
• Mega Sunday Driver Man - Thwarts evil villans by standing in their way and moving forwards very slowly, thus preventing the ability of villans to go anywhere and destroy the world...HURRAH!!!!
  JR [7 Jan 2003]
• The Dickhead - He uses his powers pf anoyence to drive away his confused enemeys leaving them crying and pantless.his sidekick is the shithead and his arch enemey is the nice guy.
  Ken Walsh [7 Jan 2003]
• Manbat - A complete rip off of batman his enemeys are the jokester the riddlest double face womancat and his sidekick is sparow the wonder boy.
  Ken Walsh [7 Jan 2003]
• Super Poop - Gives all villians bouts of diarrhea and then describes their poo. All his victims have made a promise to themselves never to poop again and die of the poo poisioning their bodies.
  Anonymous [7 Jan 2003]
• Mr. Immortal - He hasn't died yet, so he must be immortal.
  Thomas Bloodgood [7 Jan 2003]
• Constipation Dude - Runs up to the evil bad guys and makes very scrunchy faces at them, while releasing a terrible stench that knocks out the villain while he is distracted by his face. His only weakness is extremely harsh laxatives and restrooms without something to grab on to.
  Friendly Guy [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Bloodloss - He trys to stand up long enough to do some good but always seems to pass out.
  Matthew Johnson [7 Jan 2003]
• Gruesome Granny - A super villain. She has two special moves:
  Cheek twister - (You can often escape this move by retreating when you hear the following or similar "Oh, Haven't you grown into a cutie")
  Slimer - Approahes with drool a dripping. If the mouth is open watch for the tongue.
  Rob Stevenson [7 Jan 2003]
• Atomic Sphincter - Ever been pinched in half?
  Phil Stevenson [7 Jan 2003]
• The Chick Magnet - Actually my alter-ego. As far as I've been able to discern my powers are the ability to befriend almost every girl ever born and make them see me as a completely sexless friend. This gets them to let me into their confidence where I can learn things they won't tell other guys and help them with problems, promising my protection if necessary. The original white knight.
  Terry [7 Jan 2003]
• Heston Man - While leading His people out of Egypt, Heston Man crash lands in the city of the apes. His powers & abilities: he can 'Damn You All To Hel--ll!!!'Can also say 'Let My people Go-You Damn Dirty Apes!!' Ability to thro' stone tablets at large pagan crowds while yelling 'It's A MAD house--A Mad house!!!'
  Alex & Timothy [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Ghanja - He's slower than a stoned snail! He can leap over bongs in two or three bounds if he can remember what he's doing! He can.... man, I forgot.
  Nathan Randall [7 Jan 2003]
• Ultimate Looser - Ultimate Looser is able to become a complete and total looser on mental command, including drooling, spitting, grabbing, scratching, falling, falling, laughing, falling, and laughing. Maybe impervious to pain when transformed.
  Psimor Silentian [I love it when people spell "loser" as "looser". It makes them an ultimate loser. - - Liam] [7 Jan 2003]
• The Psychic Hotline Avenger - He uses "tele-pathetic" powers and makes vague and meaningless predictions to super villains. While they are distracted he charges them $14.95 a minute, until they are defeated by poverty.
  Michael Connell [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Discretion and the Kid Subtle - They specialise in persuading the villains that the evil plan is desperately dull and what they REALLY need to do is go for a few jars first. Using their mysterious, strangely compelling powers of vaguely obnoxious behaviour, confusing insults, disturbing humour, pool games and blagging free beers, they hold the villains' attention until they are so pissed and out of it their wallets are empty and they can't remember their names, never mind the evil plan. (I was the Kid Subtle for two years)
  Wes Freeman [7 Jan 2003]
• Pornocchio - t's not his nose that grows... His mission- to seek out and destroy the makers of tacky 70's porn videos- you know, the ones with the awful soundtracks.
  craven moorehead [7 Jan 2003]
• Busty Booby Bimbo (BBB) - Boobs inflate and brains shrink upon activation of powers. She uses her amazingly large boobs to knock through ANYTHING and her stupendous dumbness to STUN enemies...
  Some Bozo [7 Jan 2003]
• Dark Destroyer Disco Dude - His fancy moves, and portable glitter ball, mesmerise all who might stand in his way. Special moves include strident hip thrust with finger in air point, and the awesome 'Disco Spin'. Main weakness-Inability to resist combing hair, and dancing when he hears 'Stayin' alive'
  Fin [7 Jan 2003]
• Mild-Mannered Man - An engineer by training (Prefers the moniker M^3), his capacity for blending in with any wallpaper render him unvisible. He speaks in a sonic range that can be heard by no one. Not sure if he really exists.
  Shawn Clark [7 Jan 2003]
• Robin poo and his side kick not so little Jon! - Givin it to the poor and takin it from the rich!
  Phil McCrackin [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Anarchy - Rushes to save the president but then realizes he doesn't care, so he leaves. Drunk Punk
• Captain Ignorance - Hails from the United States of America. Not so much of a superhero, more of a Nazi, a member of the KKK and a Militant Redneck all rolled into one. He considers himself a hero because, like most Americans, he thinks he is doing good in the world. NOTE: This is not so much a superhero as it is a portrait of whoever put up the Capitain Canada thing. Not all Canadians say "Eh?" In fact a very small minority of them do. Why don't you try getting an education you ignorant bastard! Oh, by the way, Captain Canada can kick the shit out of Captain Ignorance!!
  Drunk Punk [Cool, our very first "my superhero can beat your superhero" cross-over war! - - Liam] [7 Jan 2003]
• Fraternity Guy - Has the ability to render keg's helpless by his patented move "The Keg Stand". He defeats enemies by exposing them to his sidekick Slutty Sorority Girl, who infects them with a STD. His weakness: Dry Counties in the Bible belt of America, the ABC, and horrible hangovers.
  Christopher Clifford [7 Jan 2003]
• Napster Man - He can cleverly change the spelling of his name so people can download his MP3's. His arch enemy is Metallica.
  John [7 Jan 2003]
• "The Count" - German Project Manager - He has a number of deadly powers, Ha Ha Ha!!!, including the ability to annoy anyone in a place of work until they are ready to cry Ha HA Ha!!!, the ability to prolong meetings for hours by going off on wild tangents Ha Ha Ha!!!, the ability to completely forget tasks that he has issued to his employee's Ha Ha Ha!, and finally the ability to hide for hours within the cast of any Jim Henson Production. If Bad Guys want to get involved in TV or major projects of a company of any sort, they better watch out!!!
  Aussie M [7 Jan 2003]
• Mr Elasto - He's never without his rubber.
  Shanon Goodbody [7 Jan 2003]
• Girly Man - America's Number 1 Cross-dressing Superhero
  Damien Caine [7 Jan 2003]
• Underpants Dude - Uses his super smelly underpants to paralyse his enemies
  Zackery Horton [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Chatline - When your looking for a chat line who do call? (I wish their was a real captain chatline.)
  Steve Symonds [The worst thing about being saved by Captain Chatline is he charges $4.95 per minute. - Liam] [7 Jan 2003]
• George W. Bushman - His tax reform makes villains unable to afford any evil schemes
  Daniel Gray [7 Jan 2003]
• [Superhero Tip] - If a villain doesnt die after a flaming chunk of metal lands on him, there isnt much that CAN kill him.
  Professor Jeeves [7 Jan 2003]
• ISO 9000 Woman - Confounds the doers of good by producing more and more forms for them to fill out, thus stopping their Good Works!
  Paul L Cass [7 Jan 2003]
• Mr ... - Beats them with simplicity.
  Chris Wright [7 Jan 2003]
• Jerry Springer Guest Man - A man who has the powers of every guest whos been on the Jerry Springer Show, therefore exhibiting severe mental retardation that completely pisses off the villains to the point of committing suicide.
  Fabio [7 Jan 2003]
• The Mental Assassin - Perplexes his opponents by sitting in a corner, rocking back and forth, and dribbling.
  Not Dave [7 Jan 2003]
• Nurse Woman - Invites her enemies over for dinner then spends the entire dinner conversation talking about bile and colostomy bags. Her enemies are incapacitated with nausea.
  Patrick Atherton [7 Jan 2003]
• Oprah Winfrey Man - Creates disabling pulses of air by inflating herself, then shrinking, then inflating, then shrinking, then inflating, then shrinking, then inflating, then shrinking, then pisses off enemies by advertising the fact over and over on national TV.
  Kevin L [7 Jan 2003]
• The Blind Man - Sees naked nuns by getting let into the bathrooms by saying 'its just the blind man', then drives the villians to suicide by telling them nonstop about it (even though the nun was 60).
  Mike Hunt [7 Jan 2003]
• Premenstrual Girl - ll I can say is- Don't do anything to get on her nerves.
  Jeanine [7 Jan 2003]
• Infinite IQ Lady - Scares her enemies into submission by leaving her IQ pellets along their path - each one containing her explosive wit and wisdom. Has an endless supply of pellets because her IQ is infinite.
  Bridget Flood [7 Jan 2003]
• The Floridian Defender - With the powers of kicking all things that suck out of Florida - He must consume 3 tonnes of Florida Oranges a Day to Use his powers though - watch out those oranges sting!
  D. Tuttle [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Linger - long with his super strength and ability to fly. he annoys villains by making pointless conversations last for several hours. until they get to mad at him to continue talking to him.
  that guy [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Ridiculous - Uses his mighty powers of self exaggeration to subdue supervillain types with paralysing bouts of hilarity due to comparisins between his infamous reputaion of being a total wanker and the aforementioned brag. Powers: to unknowingly elicit uncontrollable mirth from villains until they die from not being able to breathe. Weaknesses: People who take him seriously, knowledge of his effect on villains.
  The Watcher [7 Jan 2003]
• Stoner Man - Able to talk rubbish for ages and eat huge quantities of food
  Billy Bob [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Lego - He can hide right in front of you without being seen and waits for you to step on him then those damn circular spike things stick in the villains foot and they jump around in pain unable to do anything
  Anonymous [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Calculus - An integral part of protecting the world! His father is Al G. Ebra, and his alter ego is Isaac Leibniz. Weakness: He can't drink and derive. Weapons: Lazy S gun, Prime beam, Disc thrower and the dreaded Death Shell!
  SwampJedi [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Volvo - Super powers include: Magicaly taking up three whole lanes of a road with only one vehicle. Not managing to get close to any speed limit even on a steep downhill. Parking in the middle of a carpark exit and waving for people to drive past! Untouchable by police!
  Man Behind The Myth [7 Jan 2003]
• 1000 Word per minute Woman - Speaks so fast the heads of villans just explode with frustration.
  Man Behind The Myth [7 Jan 2003]
• Dennis Rod Man - By day, a cross-dressing weirdo, by night, a basketball star who dyes his head in a different pattern every day and comes late. And you thought Mike Tyson was insane.
  Kent Clark [7 Jan 2003]
• PantsWoman - She fears no-one. She will fly in and change the soiled under-garments of any one involved in an accident. Possible enemy of Underpants Dude. Utillity belt holds pants of various sizes and styles. Backpack contains wipes and pressure hose, with lemon scented water. She discovered her abilities a mere 4 years ago when trapped under a truck carrying soiled nappies. The eminating stench gave her super powers.
  Joy Bates [7 Jan 2003]
• Captain Procrasto - Promises he'll save you in a couple of minutes!
  Jessica T [7 Jan 2003]
• Real-Live Plastic Action Man - Just like the figurine, only real! Comes complete with kung fu grip, realistic scar and no genitals!
  Jessica T [7 Jan 2003]
• Papercut Dude - His weapons include sheets of A4 paper and a bottle of lemon juice! Ouch, watch out villains!
  Jessica T [7 Jan 2003]
• Stuntman-Man - his guy makes his fighting skills look cool, but they do absolutely nothing to the bad guy...pretty useless actually, and he always seems to get his arse kicked.
  Kaite F [7 Jan 2003]
• Inverto Man - At the first sign of trouble he turns completely inside out. Can only do it the once though!
  Andrew Lancelot [7 Jan 2003]
• Ted The Useless Guy - Ted The Useless Guy's only real powers include stealing pencils from your workplace and leaving the shavings on the ground for villains to get splinters on. He can also cut out publications and leave them on evil crime lords' chairs.
  Bob Johnson [7 Jan 2003]
• Broken Boy - Broken Boy's only ability seems to be that he can fall apart at any time. The only superhero to have his ass kicked after it has been removed from his body.
  Adam [7 Jan 2003]
• Glassper - With the abillty to see through glass
  Leon Kennedy [7 Jan 2003]
• Chafeman - Can't go anywhere without walking slowly, legs bowed, and making several types of grimaces.
  Nathan Gallender [7 Jan 2003]
• Samuel L Jacksonman - Is capable of defeating all enemies simply by being a bad mother fucker.
  Kathrine S¯ndergÂrd Hansen [7 Jan 2003]
• Monty Python Man - He will slap you with a fish or a dead parrot! If you get him really mad he will drop a 10 tons waight on you.
  Ya know [7 Jan 2003]
• The Backstreet Teenyboppers! - The most feared superheroines and one strange superhero in the galaxy. They fight a never ending battle against NSYNC Fan! Who will win? (Do I care?)
  A good friend of some really strange girls and one really really weird guy! [7 Jan 2003]
• Really-needs-a-dictionary man - Defeats his enemies by driving them insane with the same large word (the meaning of which is unknown to him) used repeatedly in coversation.
  capn_midnight [7 Jan 2003]
• Annoying Flying Insect Man - Lands on his enemies' faces and makes them hit themselves while getting off scott-free!!
  monkeygirl [7 Jan 2003]
• The Solicitor - A relentless and undeterred opponent - EVEN against the mightiest of resistance. The Solicitor, cunning and ruthless - an anti-hero if there ever was one, emerges victorious by wearing down his adversaries with a constant barrage of ads. The villain, unable to rest from the onslaught, momentarily lowers his or her defense in exhaustion - only to be hit with the patented, "Solicitation Devestation" move!!!! In this deadly all out assault, the villain is hit by pop up ads, spam, phone calls, and informercials - ALL AT ONCE!!! To date, only a powerful Ahmish mafia ring and a few wayward Pygmies have been able to hold him at bay. Stay tuned.........
  Rhythmandbluesix [7 Jan 2003]
• Is your butt expanding? Yes? You don't know? I can see it is!!! But never fear coz' Pin Man will save you with his razor sharp needles! When your butt is in need of poping Pin Man will do the job! Vive Le Pinman!
  Anony mous [3 Feb 2003]
• The Great Geek - Sidekick to Ultimate Loser, The Great Geek is the annoying classmate who always does the homework, and gets good grades. He bores his opponents to submission by talking about any school-related crap.
  Lost Soul [28 Mar 2003]
• The Supremist - God help any villian that is a "faggot", "nigger" or a "kike". Wears army fatigues and owns a Rottweiler named Satan.
  Buster Gonads [25 Jul 2003]
• Q-tip Man - Fools enemies into believing he is a q-tip, then pulls their brains out through their ears while being used to remove earwax.
  Flash Talot [8 Aug 2003]
• The Cunillingus Crusader - A cunning hero who uses his secret weapon, "The Clitty Tickler", to bring female villains to their knees.
  Iain Morrison [21 Nov 2003]
• Captain Close Talker and sidekick Sophie Soft Talker - Evil villians are lured near a cliff by the sexy Sophie Soft Talker. They come closer just to try to hear what she is saying and to get a good look at her cleavage. Once she has lured them near a cliff, Captain Close Talker comes in and makes them so uncomfotable by talking within an inch of their face that they eventually back up too far and fall off the cliff.
  Craig DeLatte [21 Nov 2003]
• The Fantastic Spastic Elastic Gymnastic - A retard with cerebral palsey, Tourrettes syndrome, ADHD and schizophrenia,he has absolutely no formal gymnastic training but no one will mess with any five of these crazy mother fuckers.
  chris c [26 Nov 2003]
• The Lazy boy of wonders Getting off the couch is to hard for him.Find another superhero.
  Some Bozo [4 Feb 2004]
• Rodent dude - Has the ability to telekinetically control those rodents who steal your clothes - such as the sock gerbil or the trouser hamster. By commanding the furry ones to "borrow" his arch-nemesis's clothes, he can render his enemies naked, powerless, and devoid of underwear (and, ergo, the willingness to take over the world).
  Silent Bob [13 Apr 2004]
• Captain Yoghurt - He has the unique ability to manipulate and control all flavours of yoghurt to do his bidding. (niche superhero)
  Dane Doubell [1 Aug 2004]
• Captain Last Minute - Just when it seems like the city is doomed. Just when you think that bomb will go off and turn the county into a vacant parking lot. Just when that villain is about to drop you into a vat of burning lava, Captain Last Minute will show up to save your sorry ass. Right after you pee your pants of course.
  Eric Griffin [26 Nov 2004]
• Super Meter-Maid-Man - This superhero was made for the people! His focus is to follow his nemisis the "meter maid" around and put money in a timed up meter before the meter maid can write you a ticket.
  Amy Mac [29 Dec 2004]
• Gold-Bond Man - Possible enemy or sidekick to Chafeman, he spreads the comfort and joy of menthylated freshness to the masses&em;one bottle at a time.
  bob [4 Jan 2005]
• Captin Can't Speel - He was once an English teacher who went crazy in a horrible chalk board accident, and now likes to kill writers who can not spell.
  ryan kain [16 Jan 2005]
• Dirty Blanket Boy - Carries around a blanket that he has never washed. His superpower is generally smell and his blanket function similar to Spawn's cape but it stinks.
  Dirty Blanket Boy [28 Jan 2005]
• Gasper the friendly ghost - Takes over from the Marlboro Man.
  mantlebrott bits [20 May 2005]
• Austin Powers Man - Shags enemies to death
  david arnold [30 May 2005]
• Barney Man - He hugs people to death.
  Barney [7 Jun 2005]
• Lamp Post Man - Stands around and does f**k all
  david arnold [20 Jul 2005]
• LEG MAN. A man with so many legs he cant walk. The irony clouds peoples vision as he hits them and stuff.
  Josh Prosh [29 Jul 2005]
• HohoParis- Travels around the world In one night. She crawls down everyones chimney, turns an eerie green and gives you a special little present. With a giggle and a *have a nice day*, she snatches up her rudolph little-me who just shit on your bed, swipes your visa and leaves in her magic winnabago.
  mantelbrott set [30 Sep 2005]
• Champion Chef; Has the most amazing ability to read your most secret food fantasy and replicate it in a matter of 2 seconds. This stops most villians completely in their tracks as they are side tracked very cleverly by amazing smells and sights!!!
  Gianna Doubell [24 May 2008]
• socially challenfed boy. saves the world but every1 hates him
  james churchman [8 Sep 2008]

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