Bad things to scream at the point of climax

Donald Trump makes a fool of himself pretty much all the time.

Reader's Bad Climacitc Ejaculations

• Harry Potter - Climacitucus Ejaculaticus!
  Zerro Lazaro [31 May 2005]
• Generic Gamer - PWn3d!!!
  chris chris fayter [1 Jun 2005]
• I love boys AND girls!!!
  Andrea Arreola [2 Jun 2005]
• Shaggy - It wasn't me!
  Capt Nemo [3 Jun 2005]
• Whom ever shaggy was shagging - You're damn right it wasn't.
  Capt Nemo [3 Jun 2005]
• Jeff Probst - Yooou have been voted off!
  Capt Nemo [3 Jun 2005]
• Mike Tyson - Hmmmm, pepper spray!
  Capt Nemo [3 Jun 2005]
• Rubens Barrichello - Why do I have to come second again!?!
  Capt Nemo [3 Jun 2005]
• Do you want fries with that?
  Silent Dan [3 Jun 2005]
• "I HAVE AIDS!"
  CozB [3 Jun 2005]
• Paris Hilton - Have a nice day. Next please?
  HpN [3 Jun 2005]
• Dath Vader - The force is not strong with you.
  HpN [3 Jun 2005]
• Jet Li - I have become the one!
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [3 Jun 2005]
• Lary Flint - I can`t feel my legs!!
  Sebastian Weing [4 Jun 2005]
• Bill Clinton - Monica!..er...I mean HIlary! Damn...
  Alex Lovett [4 Jun 2005]
• Luke Skywalker - Oh Leia!
  Capt Nemo [6 Jun 2005]
• Darth Vader - I am your father
  Some Bozo [7 Jun 2005]
• Yoda - The Force, you are STRONG in!!!
  Anna Cloudjogger [7 Jun 2005]
• Darth Vader - Who's your Daddy?
  Alex Lovett [8 Jun 2005]
• So where do you keep the coffee?
  Alan Shields [9 Jun 2005]
• Tony Blair - There really were weapons of mass destruction, we just havent found them yet
  Anonymous Dude [10 Jun 2005]
• That was great! What's you name again?
  martin scarbrough [11 Jun 2005]
• I've had better than that before.
  martin scarbrough [11 Jun 2005]
• Thanks mum.
  martin scarbrough [11 Jun 2005]
• HIM: Thanks for that
  HER: Baa!!!!
  martin scarbrough [11 Jun 2005]
• Anne Robinson - You are the weakest link, goodbye.
  david arnold [13 Jun 2005]
• I'm blowing like I did on your sister Elizab....
  Greg Allen [15 Jun 2005]
• Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - Thank you, come again!
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [17 Jun 2005]
• Monkey chunks
  sam arnold [20 Jun 2005]
• Your boss - By the way your fired.
  david arnold [21 Jun 2005]
• You're not as good as your dad.
  Emma fat hoe luvs the penis [23 Jun 2005]
• Thank you, my son! Want some ice cream?
  Pope [24 Jun 2005]
• Ohh, missed me by *that* much!
  Nielsen [25 Jun 2005]
• Austin Powers - Mines not very big.
  bozzy bozbourne [25 Jun 2005]
• Dr Evil - Let me introduce you to mini me.
  Wuza The DJ [28 Jun 2005]
• Arnold Scharwzenegger - You are terminated!!!
  farooq Ishaq [1 Jul 2005]
• Homer Simpson - Lisa!
  don g [1 Jul 2005]
• Captain Ahab - Thar I blow!
  ballie mcsmelly [3 Jul 2005]
• I'm a necrophiliac!!
  Becky Lee Lee [6 Jul 2005]
• Schapelle Corby - So judge, is it down to 10 years now?
  Sean Andrew [6 Jul 2005]
• "Aw, crap, do I have to cuddle you now?"
  Dan Teh Manneh [8 Jul 2005]
• Anybody in the world - Oh Chris! (or Liam!) [Sorry guys, I couldn't resist!]
  Capt Nemo [8 Jul 2005]
• Happy Gilmore - You Suck! Ya jackass!!
  Mike Hunt [10 Jul 2005]
• Golfer - Hole in one!
  chris b [10 Jul 2005]
• Lleyton Hewitt - Come on!!!!
  gazza smith [10 Jul 2005]
• Me one, woman zero!
  Capt Nemo [12 Jul 2005]
• Can we watch the movie?
  FORTIOUS FORTIOUS [12 Jul 2005]
• Michael Howard - Are you thinking what were thinking?
  Anonymous Dude [13 Jul 2005]
• What condom?
  mantelbrott set [16 Jul 2005]
• Elmer Fudd - Who's dah wascal now, wabbit?
  mantelbrott set [16 Jul 2005]
• Tweetie Bird - I tink I felt a Puddy tat!!! I did, I did felt a..uhh...uhh...uhh
  mantelbrotts set [16 Jul 2005]
• Bill Clinton - No, no, no, no, no! Let go! It's my last cigar.
  mantelbrott set [16 Jul 2005]
• Gaaahh!!! Cut glass!!!
  mantelbrott set [16 Jul 2005]
• Gaaahh!!! Cut glass!!!
  mantelbrott set [16 Jul 2005]
• The Naked Chef - Here's some I prepared earlier.
  mantelbrotts set [16 Jul 2005]
• Joh Bjeleke-Petersen - You, you, you people down there...
  mantelbrott set [16 Jul 2005]
• Then can you help me with my homework?
  mantelbrott set [17 Jul 2005]
• Optus - Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
  mantelbrott set [17 Jul 2005]
• There's a spider on your ceiling. Uh I mean YES, YES....
  Capt Nemo [18 Jul 2005]
• Tony Blair - "Oh George, I'm coming with you!"
  Cyn Icle [20 Jul 2005]
• Well that was short...
  Possom [21 Jul 2005]
• Is it in yet???
  Nicola Haig [22 Jul 2005]
• I wonder what's on SBS...?
  Silent Dan [24 Jul 2005]
• You're better at this than my sister!
  Laron Short [26 Jul 2005]
• Have you read the sex positions on gorskys.com?
  receev [27 Jul 2005]
• Who's your daddy........What???......seriously........Me??????
  mantelbrott set [27 Jul 2005]
• MAGGIE THATCHER. Good gracious! It occurs to me that I was also on top when I did this to the Argies!
  mantelbrott set [28 Jul 2005]
• HRH LIZZIE. Phillip!... Call the handmaidens and have me rolled over at once! We are NOT in Greece now!
  mantelbrott set [28 Jul 2005]
• Porky Pig - Uhh..uhh..uhh..uUHHHhh!!! Thh..thh..thh that's all folks!
  mantelbrott set [30 Jul 2005]
• Rove McManus - "Say Hi tou your mum for me!"
  DJ Andrew [30 Jul 2005]
• Laura Brannigan - What a feeling!
  mick [31 Jul 2005]
• Highlander : There can be only one!
  mick [31 Jul 2005]
• Eminem - Harder, Moby
  mick [31 Jul 2005]
• Michael Vaughan to Ricky Ponting....Now will you let us win the ashes ?
  mick [31 Jul 2005]
• Mr T - That's what you get, fool
  mick [31 Jul 2005]
• Bugs Bunny - What's up Doc?
  daffy duck [31 Jul 2005]
• Your Wife - Dammit, gotta pick up the kids from soccer practice!
  Mike Hua [1 Aug 2005]
• Clint Eastwood - Guess you got lucky, punk!
  MONGLOR THE ALMIGHTY [2 Aug 2005]
• Batman - Zap! Powie! Blamm!!!.....Oh hell - sorry Robin. You sure LOOK like Catwoman from behind.
  mantelbrott set [6 Aug 2005]
• Kylie - Does my bum look big next to this lump?
  funnybonesup [8 Aug 2005]
• Bill Gates - Whip me! Beat me! Make me write bad checks!
  funnybonesup [8 Aug 2005]
• Humphrey Bogart - Of all the bars in all the world... you had to sit on mine.
  funnybonesup [8 Aug 2005]
• "Can I have my $100 now?"
  Some Weird Person [10 Aug 2005]
• MC Hammer - Cant touch this.
  Brad Start [10 Aug 2005]
• What is your name again
  Emma [11 Aug 2005]
• Oh sh!^! I think my wife's home!
  Chuck U. Farley [12 Aug 2005]
• Space Shuttle - Houston, our thruster is losin' chunks of foam.
  mantelbrott set [14 Aug 2005]
• The Lone Ranger - I love you Trigger,I really do, but gee willickers it's a long way round to get a kiss.
  mantelbrott set [15 Aug 2005]
• Superman - Up, up, and... Oh my God! I've blown her head off!
  mantelbrott set [15 Aug 2005]
• Martial arts movie star - "First you killed my father, now you've come for me!"
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [17 Aug 2005]
• Rove McManus - "What the...?"
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [17 Aug 2005]
• Woody Woodpecker - Rakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka.. puffpuffpuff..rakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka... wooo, sorry bout the splinters, it's my wooden pecker.
  mantelbrott set [20 Aug 2005]
• Ooh it's so good keep going! Keep it up . . . Well I guess you tried.
  metal queen [31 Aug 2005]
• Bill Clinton - Now that was real niice Monica, but what ah actually said was to "sack my cook". I really HATE that man's cookin'!
  mantelbrott set [3 Sep 2005]
• Somewhere over New Orleans - Billy Joe, we not joinin' no mile high club in this here rescue helicopter harness!
  mantelbrott set [3 Sep 2005]
• Charlie Wong on his honeymoon - WHAT? You want 69? You want number sixty nine? Why you want beef in black-bean sauce???
  mantelbrott set [11 Sep 2005]
• Good doggie!
  mantelbrott set [15 Sep 2005]
• Ryan Seacrest - Seacrest OUT !
  Chris yup [17 Sep 2005]
• Yes, My name is Joe the milkman, gramma. I mean... Lady!
  Platon Brasil [18 Sep 2005]
• UHH...uhh.....umm look, if you're uncomfortable with seeing me doing this, you shouldn't have sat next to me on the bus.
  mantelbrott set [23 Sep 2005]
• Babe,.. I love you...lets get married.
  funnybonesup [27 Sep 2005]
• A coat of beige on ceiling would be nice
  bored wife [4 Oct 2005]
• I want a baby!
  Shad0wbane [4 Oct 2005]
• Michael J Fox - I'm shaking!!!
  Haguesy [9 Oct 2005]
• Oh baby that was SO good!! Ok, thank you camera crew and everyone else in the closet, lighting, sound, editing, and you guys at the ISP and on the satellite uplink... thats a wrap.
  funnybonesup [13 Oct 2005]
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [16 Oct 2005]
• Mah legs...mah legs...ah can't feel mah legs.....Oh, they're your legs......
  mantelbrott set [17 Oct 2005]
• Well that deserves a scooby snack.
  Uncle Ray ray Uncle Ray Ray [18 Oct 2005]
• Sorry stud, that's not proof of an orgasm, my toes always scrunch up like that if your foreplay technique doesn't include removing my pantyhose!
  fummybonesup [19 Oct 2005]
• Simon from American Idol - Well to be honest I thought that was just terrible
  maxxie [23 Oct 2005]
• That will be £40 please.
  Anonymous [2 Nov 2005]
• James Bond - Their names shall be Bond, Herbert and Shelley Bond.
  Ben Dover Dover [15 Nov 2005]
• Spiderman - Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
  Some Bozo [1 Dec 2005]
• Simon Cowell - That was the WORST performance I've seen all evening!
  Luna Chick [4 Dec 2005]
• Woody Allen to Soon-Yi - Who's your daddy!
  memphis blues [8 Dec 2005]
• Monica to Bill - Is that a cuban?
  memphis blues [8 Dec 2005]
• Do you have any chocolates in the fridge?
  Captain PJS [22 Dec 2005]
• Dr Evil - You complete me, Mini Me
  mick [2 Jan 2006]
• You like it, you really like it! ~Sally Field
  Mrs. Red [6 Jan 2006]
• Dr McCoy - Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a porn star!
  Mrs Red [6 Jan 2006]
• Oh, oh, mmm, ah ahah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh MOM!!!!!!!!!!
  Alex Lay [2 Feb 2006]
• Oh my God! Sex and the City is on TV right now!
  JohnandJohn Kyo [2 Feb 2006]
• The Daleks from Dr Who - Inseminate! Inseminate!
  Colin Jones [16 Feb 2006]
• I want a divorce!!!
  Marie [18 Feb 2006]
• Neil Armstrong - This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
  Russell Finch [24 Feb 2006]
• Super Nanny - Oh yes that was very acceptable.
  cj dj [13 Mar 2006]
• It's OK team, it's just my husband.
  milli smith [15 Mar 2006]
• Elvis - Thank you, thank you very much.
  Some Bozo [11 Apr 2006]
• Cut!
  frankie warren [26 Apr 2006]
• HER: OH YES YES!!!
  HIM: Can I have my phone back?
  Adam Griffiths [17 Oct 2006]
• Ashton Kutcher - HAH! You've just been Punk'd!
  CozB [12 Nov 2006]
• Pinoccio! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth!
  Smiley [30 Nov 2006]
• This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
  rahul sharma [15 Dec 2006]
• I think I'm gonna puke.
  david arnold [8 Jan 2007]
• Laura Bingle - Where the bloody hell are ya?
  Jess Meldrum [16 Feb 2007]
• What did you say about test results?
  Elfbride [4 Apr 2007]

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