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Great Reality TV Shows
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Liam Cody hosts "Run Robbie Run" a show in which 20 English schoolgirls are given £10,000 and 24 hours to find Robbie Williams and mob him. Winner gets to see his special tattoo.
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Survivor. Big Brother. Popstars. Treasure Island. Reality TV is the BIG THING. But really, the shows are all so boring.
Get some ordinary people, and put them in an unrealistic situation, and there you go. Cheap TV that everyone loves. But there's something lacking.
This month, we outline the up-coming reality TV shows that the networks are planning.
- 007 Survivor - Take seven ordinary people, put them on a desert island, and give them a licence to kill. The one who causes the most mayhem and saves the world gets the girl.
- Armageddon - Entrust a bunch of Nuns to fly to an asteroid on a collision course with Earth, and blow it up with nuclear bombs. First one back to Earth gets to praise the Lord.
- Dwarf Survivor - A group of twenty dwarves are placed on a tropical island. Each week, one of them is voted off the island. Last one to leave wins a pair of stilts.
- Dragon Slayer - Each week, fifteen single twenty-something girls looking for love are forced to attend a fantasy role-playing game. Person who kisses the spottiest teenager wins.
- Stowaway - Ten Iranian refugees must escape to freedom in Australia by sitting in a shipping container for six weeks. Winner gets a refugee visa on arrival. Everyone else is sent home.
- Elvis Lives - A group of ten Elvis impersonators are left on a tropical island. Each week, they get clues to find the secret treasure: the world's biggest stash of deep-fried peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
- Street Life - Twenty-seven conservative policitians are made to live in a public toilet. Last one to leave gets a dollar. How long will it be until their common decency outweighs their greed? This is a show that could last for years.
- Dot-Com Survivor - A group of twenty ordinary computer nerds are given $100 million each. Most spectacular crash wins worthless share options in all the other companies.
- Big Sister - 10 only-children are strapped into chairs and verbally taunted and attacked by professional big sisters until they truly believe they were an accident or adopted. Winner gets free lifetime counselling.
- RockQuest - Conduct a nationwide quest to find a talentless plumber, a tone-deaf accountant, a musically-challenged computer programmer and a taxidermist, give them heaps of marketing and promotion, and turn them into a world-beating rock group.
- Celebrity RockQuest - Just like RockQuest, but using the members of the Backstreet Boys.
Your Reality TV show ideas
- Instead of Touched by an Angel, Touched by a Hell's Angel.
Some Bozo [6 Jan 2003]
- Surive or you die! - - Get a bunch of psychopaths onto a small deserted island, give them each a piece of dental floss, a teddy bear, and a piece of paper. Last one left alive gets declared legally sane.
Y. Shud. Yookno [6 Jan 2003]
- Mr Pervy - Put 12 little kids on an island with an old pervert and watch the story unfold. last child untouched gets to kick the pervert in the balls.
paul mcdermott [6 Jan 2003]
- Treasure Ireland - - Two teams are set adrift on a North Atlantic island with an arsenal of weapons, potatoes and Gerry Adams in the hope of finding a treasure chest full of Guinness...the team to blow up most of the island wins...the losers have to endure 24 hours listening to Enya.
Michelle Simpson [6 Jan 2003]
- Fantasy Island - - A bunch of scriptwriters, actors,directors,artistic directors, cameramen etc. are put on an island and allowed to make good quality, entertaining drama. They are given tasks such as writers workshops and acting lessons and when they complete them they get more money for their production budget. The show with the audience averaging highest IQ wins.
Emma Sachsse [6 Jan 2003]
- Cani-brother - - Put 10 people on a desert island and each week they decide who gets to be eaten. The one who survives wins.
Stephan Marney [6 Jan 2003]
- Harlem Knights - - We take 4 contestants and dress them up like Klansmen, put them on a subway, and have them get off at 125th St. in NYC at sunset. They are then required to split up and see who can last until sunrise without either giving up or getting beat down.
Patrick Mc Mahon [6 Jan 2003]
- Curry Survivor - - 10 people are locked in a house with only 1 toilet, fed only curries, loosers are voted off by not getting to the bathroom in time. winner gets a lifetime suppy of curry.
David Milner [6 Jan 2003]
- Starvation Island - - Sixteen castaway's abandoned on a tropical isle with no food or nourishment. Last one standing wins a Mars Bar.
Patrick Banker [6 Jan 2003]
- Abortion Survivor - - Ten embryos are placed in a womb by an evil scientist. The mother runs nine abortions while the fetuses vote the weakest off. Winner will be named Adolf Pol Pot Musselini on birth.
Austin Beaumont [6 Jan 2003]
- Big Sister - - Group of twelve butch lesbians arm wrestle naked whilst over weight business men in nurses uniform stand around humming. No one wins.
Christian Azzola [6 Jan 2003]
- Survivor Kings Cross - - Ten teenage girls from wealthy middle class parents are forced to become street hookers. the last girl to become hooked on smack is the winner
Rob Foard [6 Jan 2003]
- Tourette Oval - - Put 20 people with Tourette Syndrome at a grand final footy match. The last one to swear, assult someone, stutter, or twitch, wins.
sharyn atkinson [6 Jan 2003]
- Street Survivor - - a group of ordinary men and women are thown into the streets of LA. The last one to get shot wins one million dollars. Very short episode.
St. Christopher [6 Jan 2003]
- The Weakest Stink - - 10 male contestants are quizzed about their personal hygiene. He that stinks the least at the end of round 10 is forced to do the nasty with the host.
Sue Ridgepipe [6 Jan 2003]
- Dutch-Oven - - Place 10 contestants in a very small room and feed them eggs and beans so they fart alot. They can pull out at anytime when it gets too much for them. The last one left in the room is the winner.
Kaite F [6 Jan 2003]
- Ecstacy Island - Go to any club in Sydney around 3am. Pick the 10 most off their heads ravers and offer them free drugs to appear as themselves on a new game show. They are locked in a night club with non-stop music by the best djs in town as well as laser beams and light shows. They will get free disco bickies by completing challenges and solving puzzles. Watch the fun as the scattered messes try to remember their train of thought to solve the riddles... although if it means free drugs they will probably be quick!! Hidden cameras in the toilets!!!
gabrielle d [6 Jan 2003]
- Psycho Survivor - Place about 20 people in the woods with a crazed murderer. Have the psycho chase everyone and kill the people he finds. Last one standing gets to do it all over again next season.
Colin Dunning [6 Jan 2003]
- Really Real Reality TV - - Ten people from all walks of life (who happen to be able to dodge work or school for a few weeks) are forced to watch an endless parade of reality tv programs, each one more inane and useless than the previous one. The catch is, there are no sharp objects or poisonus household cleaners in the place, so contestants must rely on their wits alone to end their lives.
One lucky and resourceful player,after just ten
hours rushes to the bathroom, shoves her head into the toilet, and succeeds in "flushing" herself into the next world.
The last one alive loses.
Jeremy s Stultz [6 Jan 2003]
- Mime Survivor - Twelve mimes are dropped in a desserted park. They have to perform and raise as many coins as they can in their hats. The one who resists the most without speaking and putting a straight face wins all the coins.
Martin Rocco [6 Jan 2003]
- High paied CEO's are put on Who Wants To Lose A Million? and every question they can't answer about their own company, they lose a million.
Simon L [6 Jan 2003]
- Just Shoot Me! - Five contestants, two hosts... Larry King and Gilbert Godfried, a station wagon on any metropolis Interstate, and a gun with four rounds. The hosts (more like parasites, but hey, it's network t.v.) sit in front of bullet proof glass and harass contestants in endlessly slow traffic via p.a. monitors throughout the wagon. Last contestant alive wins a free lobotomy performed by Larry King himself.
Oloff [6 Jan 2003]
- Instead of Touched by an Angel how about Touched by an Uncle?
Phil McCrackin [6 Jan 2003]
- Do Bears *%^@ in the Woods - Place seven conservationists in a North American forrest during bear mating season. The first one to conclude that their are too many forests wins.
Joram [6 Jan 2003]
- The Weakest Shrink - Place 10 untrained counsellors (contestents)in a room each with a psychopath. If the contestent shows any sign of duress they are eliminated. Each round there are more psychopaths per contestant. The last contestant remaining is the Strongest Shrink - Good Bye!
Lib-Starl [6 Jan 2003]
- Changing Looms - (for children aged 4 and up). Each child has the opportunity to swap places with a child that has been stolen for the Indian rug-making slave-trade. The best child-slave worker gets to take home a free rug (when they are 17).
Lib-Star [6 Jan 2003]
- Psych Brother - Place 12 psychiatric patients in a house for 12 weeks. Each week their medication is reduced until they have killed each other or themselves. Winner gets a lobotomy. Great family viewing.
Chris [6 Jan 2003]
- Boot Camp 2: Warzone - 20 People are put under incompetent leadership and sent to kill people on the other side of the world using weapons made by refrigerator manufacturers. Last one alive (if any) wins worthless medals and a life of painful flashbacks.
B K [6 Jan 2003]
- Regis and that other Lady - Survivor Series....The last one to still seem interested in Regis wins a chance to appear on Oprah.
Bryan Baker [6 Jan 2003]
- PMS Island - Put a two guys on an island with twenty women and hide a bottle of Midol. See how long they can survive until they find it.
Peter Miller [6 Jan 2003]
- Who Wants to Goose Regis? - Get ten fat, ugly, aggressive women to play Who wants to be a millionaire. When Regis says is that your final answer thay say no this is and they goose him.
Peter Miller [6 Jan 2003]
- Nagville.com - Take 30 Unhappy housewives and put them in a house with 1 male the one who does not nag and annoy And wins his affection gets to have her wicked way. Shown live VIA webcams.
Matthew Berenger [6 Jan 2003]
- Dessert Island - Get 10 people together on a deserted island, and all they are allowed to eat is desserts. The person that eats the most in 2 weeks gets a lifetime supply of twinkes and ice cream.
Mariah King [6 Jan 2003]
- TV Executive Survivor - Contestents are given executive positions at a TV production studio and a folder full of hacknied ideas to rip off. Each week someone is fired based on an arbitrary process involving sex, deception, paranoia, flattery and doubledealing. The one who gets "original idea by" credit for a show with no original ideas gets to keep his job.
Michael Price [6 Jan 2003]
- Employment! - Take 10 people give them jobs and money to buy all the drugs and sex they want the one who shows up for work GETS TO KEEP THEIR JOB!!!!
Rusty Shackelford [6 Jan 2003]
- Flatulation Island - 15 people are sealed into an airtight house and fed only bean burritos. The winner is the last one still breathing.
Scott Petrovits [6 Jan 2003]
- Temptation Island Of Dr. Moreau - Twenty five couples are stranded on an island inhabited by Marlon Brando and a slew of genetic mutants, who try to seduce them.
Bill Cassinelli [6 Jan 2003]
- Teacups! - Ten contestants eat two cheeseburgers and then go ONCE on the teacups at Disneyland. The last person to get sick gets a gift certificate to a fancy steakhouse.
Shannon Hammell [6 Jan 2003]
- Survivor - SIBERIA - Twenty people are dropped off in the middle of nowhere in Siberia for a month. The person left surviving gets an all-expense paid trip to Alaska.
Shannon Hammell [6 Jan 2003]
- Backyard Fitz - A crack team of cananbis junkies and horticulturists have one weekend to trash annoying politicans backyards with rusty weapons and internet homemade bombs.
Damon Stevenson [6 Jan 2003]
- Vote For Me! - Three people are put into a house for two weeks with three politicians (like John Howard, Kim Beasley Pauline Hanson) and a loaded pistol. Whoever gives in to the urge to shoot themselves loses. The first to give into the politicians' flirting and allows themselves to be seduced by one wins $1,000,000.
nikki d [6 Jan 2003]
- Parentation Island - five young, successful couples are given a newborn with colic, a tantrum throwing toddler, and a preteen girl. Other bonuses include a 7 year old minivan, a mortgage, bills for braces, broken windows, and other miscellaneous fun stuff. Women can recieve complimentary stretch marks and leaky breasts, men get diaper duty. If any couple makes it without swearing abstinence or sterilization wins a lifetime supply of Valium.
Nikki Lawrence [6 Jan 2003]
- Whose Suicide Are You On? - A group of five emotionally edgy people are given $20 to end their lives in the most spectacular way possible. A celebrity panel, including Kurt Cobain and Michael Hutchence, decide on the winner. The lucky contestant's family are given cake.
Brian Vo [6 Jan 2003]
- Real or Not - Group of 12 women who have never seen each other before each have each other's picture and must vote which one has implants and which one doesn't. If they pick all the women that have the implants they win. Could use internet voting. Bonus : If they become rock stars or movie stars without anyone knowing if they are or not, extra million!
Dean Y [6 Jan 2003]
- Treasure Island - Drop a one legged man and an evil crew of cut-throats onto a deserted island, with just a stained map to the treasure. First person to find the treasure and not be killed by the others for it, wins.
Ron Bingham [6 Jan 2003]
- Temptation - Take ten computer nerds, lock them in a room with a computer and the code to hack into CIA. Last one to hack into the system wins a 'get out of jail free' card.
Matthew Szymczak [6 Jan 2003]
- CrapStars - Get together 10 has beens from the entertainment world (eg: Bruce Samasan, Daryl Cotton, Jason Donovan, Daryl Somer), give them all $12 and a pack of chewing gum and see if they can revive their careers.
Winner gets their dignity back.
[6 Jan 2003]
- Big Momma - Six boys from 14 to 17 are put in a house with an overcaring mother and must pass tests like "I want to comb you hair the other way", "bath time" and "if you don't eat everything you can't play ball with your friends".
Laura Prado [6 Jan 2003]
- Rortquest - Several people are enrolled as candidates in a Queensland electorate and must try to get as many people (or animals) who are not eligible to vote in that electorate as possible.
Anthony Mills [6 Jan 2003]
- Trailer Park Princess - Redneck hunk of the trailer park has a case of trailer park princesses vying for his affections. They compete to win a tall-boy can of beer at the bonfire beer ceremony signifying that they move on to the next round. Win immunity from being cut by winning fish gutting contest, most impressive fart contest(blindfolded), trailering the boat contest. Barefoot dash aroung the dirt track wearing daisy dukes and white cut-off midriff Tees while being dowsed with water hoses.
Finalist wins trip to Myrtle Beach. Yee-Haw
daniel scott [6 Feb 2003]
- Kennel Wars - 12 people are trapped in a dog kennel with hungry, rabid dogs. Whoever lives the longest gets to take home one of the dogs.
Heart Hascs [13 Feb 2003]
- man vs. mankind - An ordinary loser sues the entire humanity for neglection etc.
Some Bozo [1 Mar 2003]
- Are you my daddy? - A single mother looking for a daddy for her child. Must be single himself (with no kids) and willing to take on the responsibility of someone else's child. The twist will be that he (the single guy) adopts the child at the end and in return he gets the chance to fully expose the dead-beat dad.
Single Mother armani1 [3 Mar 2003]
- Around the world series - Contestants must travel the globe in search of a variety of deadly incurable diseases. Bonuses given for STD's. Person with the highest score receives a discount voucher for a $100,000 for a funeral of their choice.
Pegasus All man part horse [5 Mar 2003]
- Will you be my Daddy? - A single mother looking for a daddy for her child. Will choose between 25 single men (w/no kids) who've never been married down to ONE! He must be willing and able to take on the responsibility of someone else's child. The twist will be that he (the chosen one) adopts the child at the end and in return he gets the chance to fully expose the dead-beat dad.
armani1 [5 Mar 2003]
- House Hunter - Take five newly wed couples and make each couple stay in a mansion, condo, houseboat, MTV Real World apt., and a camper for one night pleading to the viewers to vote them into the home of their dreams. The Twist: The people that win the mansion pay the property tax to the couple that wins the camper.
Jon Hummel [5 Mar 2003]
- Teacher temptation Island - A teacher is on an island with twenty sexy students. If they get off the island without having sex with their students, they win a minivan.
Tim [21 Apr 2003]
- Are you Ugly? - Start out with 50 people, and let viewers vote who is the ugliest one. The winner gets a full facial and body reconstruction to look like Britany Spears. The rest should be put out of their misery, for entering such a lame show!
Caitlin [28 Apr 2003]
- Divorced By America - Get 20 couples that have been married for seven years, and tape them non stop, 24/7. Let America decide which ones should stay together. The top five worst couples get to be divorced on national television. YAY!
Caitlin [28 Apr 2003]
- Oops! I married a Yak! - Contestants marry various animals while blindfolded. The contestant who stays with their "significant other" the longest wins.
John Anderson [7 May 2003]
- Everyone's A Winner - Ten beautiful naked women are put on an desert island with me. all get to have sex with me. There are no losers.
Garry Lyons [23 May 2003]
- Celebrity Chat up - Contestants must find and chat up someone famous, the one who has the longest conversation is the winner. If they are not arrested first.
Sam Farruggio [20 Aug 2003]
- Robin in Da Hood - He steals from the rich, and keeps it.
scott quick [26 Aug 2003]
- Changing Closets - Four guys get four hours to make-over each others closets. Every hour the closets are inspected by a gorgeous blonde hostess and the guy whose closet most resembles a showgirl's dressing room gets outed on the spot. His candles are quenched and he has to leave via the "Back door of Wedgies" where he is rumbled by the bawdy carpenter team. The winner gets to have sex with the hostess and token carpenter shiela in the refurbished closet whilst the bawdy carpenter team crack jokes and drink piss as they watch via 12 hidden cameras.
Mandy Patooie [27 Aug 2003]
- Town Mice vs. Country Mice - A rich family from the city and a poor family from the country switch places for a year. Whoever manages to survive the longest wins a million dollars.
gianluca de duonni [5 Nov 2003]
- Real World Pakistan - Ten people are picked to live in an underground bunker and survive for six weeks. The cameras will catch all the fun as the group avoids meeting with the terrorist
cheche zenzema [18 Nov 2003]
- Joe Aids - Like Joe Millionaire, only with a much more interesting twist at the end.
Shane King [2 Dec 2003]
- Battle of Child Neglect - Stars such as Michael Jackson and Steve Irwin race to see who can do the stupidest thing with their infant children in a 10 week mini-series.
scott quick [7 Jan 2004]
- How Strong Is Your Combover? - Twelve men with 'combovers' are sent to a tropical island. They are each given a can of aqua net to spray down their hair. Then on the night of a fierce storm they must see who's hair sticks to there head. The winner receives a year supply of Goody Combs and Aqua net.
Mike Moore [1 Mar 2004]
- Could of, Should of been an Idol
- Attracts the older generation, maybe 30-
up. There is a lot of talent that can bring home some old time rock and roll or down home blues. But we can't compete against these 16- 20 year olds.
Sharra Kliebenstein [21 Mar 2004]
- Backyard Blitz Athens - Watch as the highly trained workers try to finish the Olympic Venues before the start of the 2004 Olympics. Can they do it?
Leo de Pasquale [4 May 2004]
- WWIII - The whole world goes to war, and each country votes one another off the survivors list.
Silent Dan [5 May 2004]
- The Fruit Cup - 16 straight men are placed in a straw hut with a gay guy who is allowed to do anything he wants. Last one sane after 32 weeks wins!
Stuart Hetsler [24 May 2004]
- Who Wants to Marry My Mom? - Use my 61 year old mother and find her a suitor. We need something for the older crowd.
Stacy Meulenberg [20 Jul 2004]
- Mars Survivor - Ten contestants are each put on a random location on Mars, each with a collection of fuel, spare parts and other useful equipment, and a HAB module. First one to successfully build and fly an ERV (Earth Return Vehicle) wins.
Ohm of Borg [1 Oct 2004]
- Most Annoying Freak - You stick 20 people in a room and allow them to do WHATEVER they want to annoy each other. The most annoying freak wins $50,000... and 24/7 protection.
Some Bozo [8 Feb 2005]
- Grandpa Tag - Take a bunch of grandpas and their grandsons to a corn field in Pennsylvania. Each kid and his grandpa are a team. The whole point of grandpa tag is the grandson has to kick his grandfather in the nuts until he throws up. First grandpa to puke wins.
gino the janitor [1 May 2005]
- Who's your Surgeon? - Two plastic surgeons take turns operating on each other in an attempt to make the other guy look like themselves. The surgeon who creates best duplicate of himself gets pudding and Vancomycin.
Brett Turley [10 Jun 2005]
- Beer factor - Just like Fear Factor only they get a load of contestants out of a pub. The winner gets $50,000 to spend in any pub in any country.
david arnold [14 Jun 2005]
- Trade or no Trade - Customers bring deeds to homes that they would take a chance in trading for a better home than the one they currently own.
Georgia Castleberry [20 Nov 2006]
- D-List Love - A down and out 'celebrity' tries to make somebody elses' life better by fixing them up with another D-lister. Winner gets some free publicity for their comeback album/film/tv show and member of the public gets a chocolate bar and a small amount of fame.
Joshua Hedger [22 Dec 2006]
- Psychological Experiment - Stick a gay guy, a homophobe, a bisexual, a bimbo, a nutter, a boring twat and an intelligent brunette into a house that is filmed 24-7 and then give them horribly demeaning tasks to do every week to earn food and then force them to nominate two people each week to be up for eviction......oh wait, that'd Big Brother
david arnold [8 Jan 2007]
- Get a bunch of "A" celebs who claim to be animal lovers, and make them live in a house where they have to take care of a bunch of ugly, sick, flea-infested mean animals. The one who kills the most animals wins.
Some Dudette [6 Apr 2007]
- Instead of having Outback Jack, have a show called outback Jill and i will be Jill and you have to find 12 blokes that can keep up with me in the Australian Outback.
Bec Rosenhart [1 Dec 2007]
- Stick Figure Killing Arena!- An Hour-Long Killing Spree As Man's Easiest Drawing Becomes A Killing Machine! Weeknights at 9 P.M. Only On JOX network
Punky Joe [15 Feb 2008]
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