Pointless.
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| Real World Measurement | Conversion |
| Flavour in a Big Mac to flavour in regular hamburger | 0.0001 : 1 |
| Tim Tams available to Tim Tams required at any given party | 0.6 : 1 |
| Stated penis length real length | 2.6 : 1 |
| Male orgasms to female orgasms on a dirty weekend | 10 : 1 |
| Male orgasms to female orgasms once he’s found her clitoris | 10 : 400 |
| Pleases to thankyous in average kindergarten | 2 : 3 |
| Pleases to thankyous in average office | 0 : 0 |
| Centimetres of gut per can of beer | 1.04 : 6 |
| Interesting magazines to out of date celebrity gossip rags in dentists office | 1 : 18 |
| Invoices sent to doctor for time spent in waiting room to invoices planned | 1 : 3000 |
| Politicians promises made to promises kept | 4000 : 1 |
| Birthdays remembered to birthdays forgotten | 1.7 : 1 |
| Weeks annual leave accrued to weeks desired | 1 : 15 |
| Wankers to dickheads in any given gathering of sales people | 1 : 1 |
| Beers stolen to beers drunk by their rightful owner at a student party | 23 : 1 |
| Threesomes had to threesome fantasies | 1 : 16 million |
| Nice guys finishing last to finishing first | 10,000 : 1 |
| Sex articles to useful advice in Cosmopolitan magazine | 40 : 1 |
