When my band Man Bites God are spending long hours out on the road, James, Mark and I like to while away the hours dreaming that one day we’ll own a fruit shop in Los Angeles called ‘Punnet Hollywood’, where all the fruit and vegetables can only be spoken-of using “film n’ fruit”TM puns.
Imagine walking into your local fruit and veg store and walking out with some “Planet of the Grapes”, a “Philadelphia Strawberry” and a “Lime King”.
This pasttime often leads to either much hilarity, bitter arguments or desperate hunger, but at least we know if our own brand of fun, punky rock doesn’t make it to number one in the charts, we’ll always have a fruit and vegetable shop to fall back on.
- The Manchurian Candid-Dates
- Men in Blackberry
- Babe: Fig in the City
- What’s Eating Gilbert Grapefruit?
- Legumes of the Fall
- Last Mango in Paris
- School of Broccoli
- Raisin’ Arizona
- Pirates of the Carib-Bean.
- Bok Choy Story
- Bee-troot Movie
- Night of the Living Breadfruit
- The Big Chilli
- A Clockwork Orange
- Sex and the Frisee
- The Spinach Apartment



Forest Grape
Pine nuts of the carrabian curse of the black olive
Schools Sprout
Million Dollar Baby Corn
Blade Runner Beans
On The Watermelon Front
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Rind
The Grape Escape
A Sprout Last Night
The Secret Persimmon’s Ball
Witlof and I
I Am Yam
Harry Potter: The Pinapple of Azkaban
The Rock Melon Horror Picture Show
Need For Sweed
Theres Something About Dairy (Milk)
Gone With The Watermelon
Starfruit Wars
Lion Kiwi
Alottapips Now
Full Metal Jacket Potatos
I Heart Huckaberries
For Richer Or Pawpaw
The Fifth Eggplant
About a Bok (choy)
50 First Dates
Bikini Peach
The Deep Blue Berries
Attack of the Killer Tomatos
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