Punnet Hollywood

September 1st, 2008
Plum and Plummer - A film about the sticky business of growing plum trees.

Plum and Plummer - A film about the sticky business of running an orchard of plum trees.

When my band Man Bites God are spending long hours out on the road, James, Mark and I like to while away the hours dreaming that one day we’ll own a fruit shop in Los Angeles called ‘Punnet Hollywood’, where all the fruit and vegetables can only be spoken-of using “film n’ fruit”TM puns.

Imagine walking into your local fruit and veg store and walking out with some “Planet of the Grapes”, a “Philadelphia Strawberry” and a “Lime King”.

This pasttime often leads to either much hilarity, bitter arguments or desperate hunger, but at least we know if our own brand of fun, punky rock doesn’t make it to number one in the charts, we’ll always have a fruit and vegetable shop to fall back on.

  • The Manchurian Candid-Dates
  • Men in Blackberry
  • Babe: Fig in the City
  • What’s Eating Gilbert Grapefruit?
  • Legumes of the Fall
  • Last Mango in Paris
  • School of Broccoli
  • Raisin’ Arizona
  • Pirates of the Carib-Bean.
  • Bok Choy Story
  • Bee-troot Movie
  • Night of the Living Breadfruit
  • The Big Chilli
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Sex and the Frisee
  • The Spinach Apartment

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Punnet Hollywood

Fruit and veg movies from our readers.

  1. old_user

    Forest Grape

    Current score: 0

    Leecey Jaques [20/09/2008]

  2. old_user

    Pine nuts of the carrabian curse of the black olive

    Current score: 0

    Gavin Porter [18/09/2008]

  3. old_user

    Schools Sprout

    Current score: 0

    Curtis Pazderka [16/09/2008]

  4. old_user

    Million Dollar Baby Corn

    Current score: 0

    The Max [14/09/2008]

  5. old_user

    Blade Runner Beans

    Current score: 0

    The Max [14/09/2008]

  6. old_user

    On The Watermelon Front

    Current score: 0

    The Max [14/09/2008]

  7. old_user

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Rind

    Current score: 0

    The Max [14/09/2008]

  8. old_user

    The Grape Escape

    Current score: 0

    The Max [14/09/2008]

  9. old_user

    A Sprout Last Night

    Current score: 0

    The Max [14/09/2008]

  10. old_user

    The Secret Persimmon’s Ball

    Current score: 0

    The Max [14/09/2008]

  11. old_user

    Witlof and I

    Current score: 0

    The Max [14/09/2008]

  12. old_user

    I Am Yam

    Current score: 0

    Curtis Pazderka [14/09/2008]

  13. old_user

    Harry Potter: The Pinapple of Azkaban

    Current score: 0

    Curtis Pazderka [14/09/2008]

  14. old_user

    The Rock Melon Horror Picture Show

    Current score: 0

    Curtis Pazderka [14/09/2008]

  15. old_user

    Need For Sweed

    Current score: 0

    Curtis Pazderka [14/09/2008]

  16. old_user

    Theres Something About Dairy (Milk)

    Current score: 0

    Curtis Pazderka [14/09/2008]

  17. old_user

    Gone With The Watermelon

    Current score: 0

    Tedde McMillen [14/09/2008]

  18. old_user

    Starfruit Wars

    Current score: 0

    martin scarbrough [13/09/2008]

  19. old_user

    Lion Kiwi

    Current score: 0

    martin scarbrough [10/09/2008]

  20. old_user

    Alottapips Now

    Current score: 0

    james smith [09/09/2008]

  21. old_user

    Full Metal Jacket Potatos

    Current score: 0

    james smith [09/09/2008]

  22. old_user

    I Heart Huckaberries

    Current score: 0

    Ryan The Great [08/09/2008]

  23. old_user

    For Richer Or Pawpaw

    Current score: 0

    Ryan The Great [05/09/2008]

  24. old_user

    The Fifth Eggplant

    Current score: 0

    steph porrino [05/09/2008]

  25. old_user

    About a Bok (choy)

    Current score: 0

    steph porrino [05/09/2008]

  26. old_user

    50 First Dates

    Current score: 0

    steph porrino [05/09/2008]

  27. old_user

    Bikini Peach

    Current score: 0

    Patrick Coyle [04/09/2008]

  28. old_user

    The Deep Blue Berries

    Current score: 0

    Patrick Coyle [04/09/2008]

  29. old_user

    Attack of the Killer Tomatos

    Current score: 0

    Patrick Coyle [04/09/2008]

  30. old_user

    Top Plum

    Current score: 0

    martin scarbrough [04/09/2008]

“film n’ fruit”TM puns. What products would you have in 'Punnet Hollywood'?

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