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As we move further away from Christmas, parties are getting less focussed. A party without a reason is a boring party. And there is nothing more likely to lose you your friends than being known for forgettable dull parties.
To be memorable, you need a great theme. “Red”, “Medieval” and “Goldfish” are some of the crappest theme parties we’ve been to.
So, we offer some party theme ideas that are guaranteed to go off like a fire-cracker in a munitions factory.
- Mass Murderers – think Jim Jones, and replace the punch with poisoned Kool-Aid for a party that may well be the last one your friends ever attend.
- Come As Yourself parties can make for an interesting change.
- Teddy Bares – everyone comes as a naked bear.
- Buck’s Night – the theme is to turn up, get drunk, then strip the buck naked and tie him to a tree. Even more memorable when one of your friends is about to get married.
- Leather and Lace – guests wear leather and/or lace underwear.
- Lather and Lace – guests wear soap for underwear.
- Cowabunga! – come as your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle. Really separates the losers from the cool people. Anyone who turns up in a costume can be safely ignored forever more.
- Stay Up All Night – all male guests are given two Viagara pills on arrival.
- Welcome to Dumpsville – everyone has to dump their lover and find a new partner for the night. great to hold if all your friends seem to be getting a little bit ‘cosy’, or you’ve been to one to many “Bucks Night” theme parties.
- Saturday Night Alone – everyone stays at home. Incredibly cheap to cater. All you need is one bottle of whisky and a pizza.
- Hannibal – everyone is required to bring their own elephants.
- Surprise! Surprise! – Issue invtiations for a party at someone else’s house. It’s even better if you don’t know the person who lives there.
Have a party where you take pictures of everyone in advance and hang their pictures up the party night and use movie memorabilia to make it look like the emmy awards.
Cheese and Wine Party Everyone dresses formally, and bring cheese and wine, and gets slaughtered. Splendid.
White trash party Every one gets a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer as an invite. You put a car on cinder blocks, and couches on the lawn with pink flamingo. Serve Twinkies, McDonalds chicken nuggets and fries. It’s fun to come dressed as a pregnant lady and then proceed to smoke and drink as much as possible.
Give invites to people you hate. Leave heaps of old bongs and other stuff around the party then call their parents and tell them their kids are doing drugs.
Hi guys!! I sent you the theme about the “Get Fired Party.” I have an addition to make to it. The full entry should read…
Get Fired Party – If your boss is hosting the party, dress up as his wife (or husband). Compete to see who gets taken to bed at the end of the night.
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Nightie Party Arrive and spend the whole evening in whatever you sleep in (great if you sleep naked).
Get Fired Party If your boss is hosting the party, dress up as his wife (or husband).
Party of Five Everyone comes as a depressed member of a photogenic US TV family- they moan about their personal problems until no-one can stand it anymore and the most attractive women leave to star in hip horror movies.
WWF Party Dress up as your favourite WWF wrestler. Clothes-line each guest as they walk in the door… Climb the stair rails and chest dive on any passers by. All conversation must be limited to no more than two sylables at a time.As soon as all the guests have arrived, turn out the lights, put on heavy metal music and proceed to randomly punch the surrounding area. The last one standing is declarded WWF Champion. Go home.
Interview party invite all of your friends over, then start a line outside your designated room of partying. Allow only one guest in at a time. Party, drink, and dance for 10 minutes, then tell them that their time is up because you have a lot of people to party with that night. Maybe invite a second person in to "observe how you party with others". Give them a partying evaluation and tell them you’ll call them in 3 to 5 days.
Surprise party convince your friend that someone has robbed their house- put the couch on its side, remove prized possesions, hide with the guests in a room with the door left slightly ajar, and video tape him/her as he/she prepares to "attack" the intruder and realizes people care. Ah, they remembered.
It’s the Pornstar Dress-up Party come dressed as your favourite porn star and go around the party having sex with as many of your favourite porn stars as you like without protection and contract as many different STD’s as possible…….fun times!
Refugee Party Charge guests a ridiculously-high entry fee, and then when they rock up to the front door on the day/night, turn them away.
Guess Party thats where you tell all the invited that they must pick their own theme and if its the same as anyone elses, both of you get the boot from the venue. Incites all sorts of neurotic behaviours and backstabbery Survivor style
Carols By Alcohol – is is a BBQ event. So you have, lots of alcohol which eventually leads to carols being sung and declarations of love for the festive season.
Real Pajama Party women wear thier coffee stained night shirts and ridiculously large underwear sans elastic, men wear glow in the dark cartoon boxers sans crotch button.
The Dead Rock Star Party – me dressed as your favorite dead music artist. Double points if you successfully re-create the death of your chosen celebrity. Get ready for some OD-ing and serious retching!
Beach Party Drink beer, puke in sand, pass out. Talk about a good time made simple!
Cone Party Come as Madonna (remember all those who don’t wear the cone bra are total losers!)
Pakistanian-Israeli Party Upon arrival, everyone is taken into two different rooms. After everyone is there, one room throws a bomb into the other and everyone dies. If there is an odd number of people, the last person gets to be the Peace Broker and stands between the two rooms and ends up being blown up too.
Execution Party Get George W. Bush..
Get a Death Row Inmate..
Disregard possibilty of innaccurate conviction..
Throw the Switch..
Repeat 50 some times..
Later:
Watch George W. fumble with words as he tries to explain his "Get Tough or Crime" strategy (well.. any strategy really..) in basic terms.
Meanwhile, laugh as his daughter gets arrested for underage drinking. While noticing the ironical link to W’s own history of drug abuse.
Beverly Hills 90210 Party Women come in miniskirts that reveal their undergarments (or lack thereof) and midriff/cleavage baring tops. Men come in 80’s print silk shirts and stonewashed jeans. One person should drink alcohol, and the others should tell him it’s wrong. Throughout the evening, everyone must try to make out with everyone else’s girl/boyfriend.
Cleaners Party Make everyone come dressed as a maid and birng a cleaning tool. Pretend it’s a fancy dress party but actually make them clean your house FOR FREE while you sit back and eat the party food they bought!
Birthday Party This is when a heap of people you don’t really know turn up to your house, drink all your beer, and throw up on your carpet, just because your mothers uterus rejected you on that date a number of years ago.
Survivor Party You and your friends hijack a boat, find a deserted island, wreck the boat, and swim to shore. Each contestant…er I mean guest, can only bring one type of booze. Each week, the person who is outta booze is voted off the island, and must swim home.
After Party Party Spend all day trashing your house…spewing in the most inconvenient places, dumping used condoms down the back of lounge chairs, spilling alcohol on chairs, etc…before inviting all your friends for a six hour cleanup. Best fun. Like hide and go seek – for drunk wankers!
Kill or be Killed (aka Kill the Keg) after all putting in for a keg everyone rocks up and a designated time everyone either drinks the keg dry or gets "killed" in the process…BYO bodybag is optional.
Blind Man Bluff Party as everyone walks through the door you throw acid in their faces.
Television Party! Eveyone brings their tv to entertain it instead of it being the entertainment.
Roadkill BBQ Party Bring any roadkill that you found on the way and throw it on the Barby.