Movie Crossovers We Want To See

GORSKYS.COMedy's own Liam Cody stars as Freddy Krueger in Freddy v Jason.

What You Suggested

• "Dude where's my car?" vs Sauron from Lord of the Rings with "Dude where's my ring?"
  Tracey Sugarbabe [8 Nov 2003]
• Riverdances with Wolves - Kevin Costner and the wolves are "kickin it up" on the ole American frontier! Set durning the civil war, this is bound to hit Broadway soon!
  scott quick [8 Nov 2003]
• Honey I Shot The President - Rick Moranis and Arnie compete in an election to see who will be the local governor. Rick takes loads of steroids, goes nuts and shoots the president, Arnie gets elected to the Whitehouse...Hey...wait...sounds familiar...
  Joy Bates [8 Nov 2003]
• Thelma, Louise and The Runaway Jury - 14 people cram into a Buick convertible and make like lemmings.
  ChatRat [8 Nov 2003]
• Blackhawk in Seattle - Meg Ryan, discovering there really isn't a cure for insomnia, steals a helicopter and crashes it into Microsoft headquarters.
  ChatRat [8 Nov 2003]
• Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen stars in Goodfellas 2. Pesci and De Niro take the twins under their wings, and turn them into ruthless thug-ettes!
  scott quick [8 Nov 2003]
• Shaggy in the Caribbean - Shaggy decides to get rid of Scooby and go on a solo career. Somehow he manages to find himself on a ship full of Ghosts and there are a lot of humourous chases.
  HpN [8 Nov 2003]
• Life as a Hollywood Dork - Behind the scenes docu-drama showing the tragic real life stories of Adam Sandler, Austin Powers and Jim Carrey
  ChatRat [8 Nov 2003]
• Flubber Wars - May the goo be with you.
  ChatRat [8 Nov 2003]
• Gone in 48 Hours - Eddie Murphy and Nicholas Cage run a gauntlet of cops, crooks, guns, nuns, terrorists and wipe each other out in a head on in the middle of Sunset Blvd.
  ChatRat [8 Nov 2003]
• The Ghost and Mrs Brown - Billy Connolly comes back from the dead to save the cottage from the hands of the evil prince. Throw in a kid and a dog for comic relief.
  ChatRat [8 Nov 2003]
• 007 Baby sitting - James Bond has to look after the Power Puff Girls. There won't be any sex- but hey, there will be a big fight scene with Mojo Jojo.
  HpN [8 Nov 2003]
• Terminator vs Back to the Future. - Who can get there first? Can Michael J Fox save the world from annilation? Can the Terminator make sure the carpet doesn't set on fire? Whose off-spring will save the world?
  Yan [9 Nov 2003]
• Chuckie vs Barney - The final showdown between two toys from hell. Hey! its two great hours watching a porcelain doll perform every possible torture on a purple dinosaur!
  Lost Soul [9 Nov 2003]
• Silence Of The Sorcerers Stone - Hannibal Lector eats Harry Potter.
  Key Fitz [9 Nov 2003]
• Lord of the Barbershop - Frodo and friends take time off their trip and get a haircut from Cedric and Company in da Hood where their are worse things than orcs.
  Fatious Maximus [10 Nov 2003]
• Se7en Things I Hate About You - Kevin Spacey thinks of seven reasons to kill Heath Ledger.
  emma driver [10 Nov 2003]
• Pokemon: The Fellowship of the Thing - Merchandise sales are down, so Pikachu and friends are in a pact to appear more cute and profitible. They journey to Mount Boon to pitch the idea of another series to the evil Bore-on.
  Kegs Richardson [10 Nov 2003]
• Harry Potter and the Mexican - Harry goes to Mexico to stop Brad Pitt from using midgets to smuggle drugs across the border. Julia Roberts is a cruel female assasin who teaches Harry that bullets are faster and more effective than spells.
  Fatious Maximus [11 Nov 2003]
• Sleeping Beauty & Snow White - Disney's princess are down on their luck and have to move to the porn industry... although I wouldnt be suprised if it has already happened.
  HpN [12 Nov 2003]
• Star Trek: Enemas - The Borg's latest attempt to flush the Federation from the Universe
  Stuart StuFisch [12 Nov 2003]
• 8 Green Mile - Will a wrongfully accused giant black man rap his way out of prison and intro the free life?
  Kegs Richardson [13 Nov 2003]
• Indiana Jones' Diary - Harrison Ford has to choose between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth while killing a whole bunch of Nazis.
  brian vo [13 Nov 2003]
• Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla - A custody battle goes horrible wrong when Dustin Hoffman is eaten by an enormous green mutant lazard - luckily, so is Meryl Streep.
  brian vo [13 Nov 2003]
• Spinal Rap - A fascinating documentary that looks at Eminem on the road in his "Oh so difficult Life" His girlfriend may break up his one man band.
  Kegs Richardson [14 Nov 2003]
• The Texas Chainsaw Mass - Finally two of the creepiest horror creations are brought together: it's Leatherface vs The Pope!
  brian vo [14 Nov 2003]
• Batman goes into space to save the universe with Hans Solo and Batgirl. He finds out that the riddler is his father and somehow we know that things have just started going down hill!
  HpN [15 Nov 2003]
• Good Wil Hunting - This is a movie about Wil Anderson being hunted for his fucked up show names.
  HpN [15 Nov 2003]
• The Mickey Mouse Fight Club - First rule of MMFC, is you don't talk about MMFC. The second rule is watching young impressionable mousketeers beating the living snot out of one another is entertaining. And if you're under 8... you have to fight.
  brian vo [16 Nov 2003]
• Matrix Vs. Terminator in Terminator: Revolutions - The war is on between the machines and the humans, and Neo must face up against a machine sent from the future to enslave humanity in a virtual-reality.
  Silent Dan [17 Nov 2003]
• Rocky and the Horror Picture Show - When Rocky Balboa needs to use Frank N Furter's phone, will the man who challenges other men for a purse challenge the scientist for a gurdle? Don't miss Rocky's solo: "I can make you a Manbo!"
  Eric Starr [17 Nov 2003]
• The lesbian version of a war film on the vietnam war - Full Metal Strap-On
  Key Fitz [18 Nov 2003]
• Empire of the Sun Records Strikes Back - : a convoluted plot in which a young English lad works in a Shanghai record store at the time of the Japanese invasion. The store is finally saved from going out of business by a bunch of robots, Jedi knights and other weird people. Ends with a party in which Luke Star Walker overcomes his shyness to sing with a rock 'n' roll band while looters duke it out with would-be Kamakaze pilots.
  Bob Hudson [18 Nov 2003]
• John Grisham's remake of Titanic - A ship full of lawyers hits an iceberg and goes down in the middle of the sea. Can't be all that bad, eh?
  tanya robinson [19 Nov 2003]
• One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest vs Willy Wonka - The chocolate coated prozac factory.
  tanya robinson [19 Nov 2003]
• Sesame Street hits the Matrix - Big Bird 'wakes up' to find he's actually a failed actor called Bob, and Elmo discovers the pleasures of the Lady in Red when he realises that his lack of genitalia is merely a perceptive mistake.
  Lou Lou [19 Nov 2003]
• Donny Elliot - Dark tale about a boy, who, when randomly struck by a recently detached jet engine, wakes up to find he has an irresistable urge to pirrouette his way to school. He gains a stalker in a bunny mask who has the gall to beat him for being a woofter.
  Lou Lou [20 Nov 2003]
• Wuthering Tights - Robin Hood's merry men find themselves the subject of this tale of love across the class barrier on a windswept northern moor. Heathcliff takes a right royal thrashing from the friar Tuck. Ends tragically with the murders of all in the old house by a vengefully jealous Marion weilding an angry whippet and a bag of coal.
  Louee [21 Nov 2003]
• Ten Rings I Hate About You - Frodo meets some cute but acerbic high school elves and wants to date them but Bilbo won't let him. Frodo has one rule: to ring them all!
  brian vo [23 Nov 2003]
• About a Boy In the Bedroom. - Starring Michael Jackson. The story of a man's relationships with young boys.
  Craig Beharrie [29 Nov 2003]
• Tali-Tubbies - Bin Lala brainwashes Stinky Winky, Poo, and Dicky to hijack that hoover thing and crash it into the narrator's house, so he can't say 'no' to them anymore.
  adi brook [2 Dec 2003]
• Alien v. Predator v. Freddy v. Jason v. The Olsen Twins - Whoever wins, we lose.
  de D Seebs [8 Dec 2003]
• The 6th Spidey-Sense - After being bitten by a freak mutant spider, things only get worse for young Peter as he starts seeing dead spiders everywhere.
  Switch Laffalot [17 Dec 2003]
• The Malcolm X-Files - Mouldy and Sulker are called upon to investigate a CIA conspiracy about black rights leaders from outer space
  Switch Laffalot [17 Dec 2003]
• Michael Jackson and the Chamber of "Secrets" - Harry Potter finds that not even magic can quell the cravings of certain multiracial ex-popstars
  Switch Laffalot [17 Dec 2003]
• Tomb Raider of the Lost World IV: Return of the Jedi King - Angelina Jolie and Harrison Ford teams up in this thrilling mix of adventures as Lara Croft is once again prompted to save the world. This time Nazi Jedi Orcs are invading Endor, and when they used advance DNA technology to infuse Ewoks with Velociraptors, all hell breaks loose. It is up to Han Solo, and his old flame Indiana Jones, to save the day from the evil clutches of Darth Bilbo.
  Conan Ng [17 Dec 2003]
• Michael Jackson and the Chamber of "Secrets" - Harry Potter finds young wizards everywhere have more to fear than just Voldemort
  Switch Laffalot [19 Dec 2003]
• Saving Pirates of the Ca-Ryan-bean - Tom Hanks and Johnny Depp sail the seven seas to find Matt Damon.
  Neil Hiatt [19 Dec 2003]
• Monty Python and the Sorcerer's Stone - The Monty Python crew are on a mission to find the sorcerer's stone after the angry rabbit viciously attacked Harry Potter.
  lynzie [24 Dec 2003]
• Gump Fiction- Forest goes "midevil" on everyone's ass! "Just you try and take a chocolate!"
  scott quick [1 Jan 2004]
• Sex Toy Story - All the animated military dildos go on a mission to rescue 'Woody'.
  scott quick [1 Jan 2004]
• American Pie X - Edward Norton and Edward Furlong make a pact to sleep with Shannon Elizabeth and Tara Reid respectively while fearing a violent backlash from an angry Eugene Levy's white power movement.
  Phil Doherty [3 Jan 2004]
• The Man Who Sued Goldmember - Billy Connolly and Mike Myers battle it out in the courtroom.
  Phil Doherty [3 Jan 2004]
• The Silent Bob Affair - Rene Russo and Kevin Smith butt heads as the search for a stolen orangutang continues.
  Phil Doherty [3 Jan 2004]
• Lord of the Things: The Two Cowards - Frodo comes across Shaggy and Scooby hiding in Middle Earth.
  david stevenson [5 Jan 2004]
• Big Trouble from 7 years in Tibet - Kurt Russell and Brad Pitt escape a Chinese detention camp to take on the evil Chinese Lord Lo Pan who resides in the highest mountain in Tibet.
  Steven W [23 Jan 2004]
• Gone with the wind in 60 seconds - Nick Cage stars in this civil war romance/action comedy.
  Andrew [27 Jan 2004]
• My Fair Lady and the Tramp- Classic tale about an animated dogs love for a cockney woman. Featuring new songs such as the heart breaking "I'm getting neutered in the morning"
  Andrew [27 Jan 2004]
• Mission: 007 - Tom Cruise climbs to the top of a cliff to find James Bond in a tux, pointing a gun at him, with a woman on each side. The whole movie is then a constant battle as Tom wins over and then loses each woman in turn using tough-sounding pick-up lines until Bond just shoots him, and says some smutty, witty remark which everyone knew was coming anyway. Oh, and he gets both girls.
  Silent Dan [31 Jan 2004]
• John Grisham does Titanic: ship full of lawyers hits an iceberg. all aboard drown. nobody notices.
  leila winters [7 Feb 2004]
• Courage Under Mrs Doubtfire - Meg Ryan relives in flashback the hell of seeing horrible Robin Williams cross-dressing until deciding to kill herself in a helicopter to end her suffering.
  Tim Dickson [24 Feb 2004]
• Titanic:007 - James Bond tries to stop the Titanic from sinking. Does Leonardo keep the girl? Or does she fall for 007?
  Kelly [15 Mar 2004]
• Kill Splash Vol. 3 - Daryl Hannah vs. Daryl Hannah, but one's a blind assassin and the other's a mermaid that's afraid to get wet.
  Some Bozo [26 May 2004]
• The Bear Witch Project - Pooh and Tigger go missing on a camping trip in the spooky woods and their video footage is found years later by Piglet and Rabbit.
  Heidi Davis [3 Jul 2004]
• Under Bleach - Steven Seagal stars in this thrilling movie of a cook who's trained to be a mean, lean, hairdressing machine. He has to relive his old hairstyling days again when an old rival, Tommy Lee Jones, has special bleaching plans with the cook's ponytail!
  Robert R [26 Jul 2004]
• The Breakfast Fight Club Forced to spend a Saturday detention in school, five disparate high school fall under the spell of the charasmatic Tyler Durden who forces them all to shave thier heads and commit acts of urban terrorisim...."The first rule of fight club is.....we all beat the crap out of Anthony Michael Hall"
  Frank Riccobono [27 Sep 2004]
• The Sound of Musing - Sister Maria and the von Trapp children sing sweet songs to Hannibal Lecter in an attempt to straighten him out. Eventually, Hannibal is sent so insane by the inane drivel, that he actually becomes sane. Rescuing them from a group of nasty Nazis, he leads them into the mountains singing "The hills are alive, with tasty things to eat."
  Vicki Nunn [1 Nov 2004]
• Dawn of the Dead Zone - Christopher Walken gains psychic powers and has to stop zombie Martin Sheen from becoming President.
  Kevin Brettauer [16 Nov 2004]
• The Sweetest Piece of Pie American Pies vs. The Sweetest Thing - Stiffler and Christina hook up.
  Dingel (Hanna) [13 Mar 2005]
• The Fellowship of The Carribean - The whole gang from Pirates of the Carribean and The Lord of The Rings team up to defeat Captain Saurbosa, who is trying to take over Middle Gulf of Mexico. But what are Legolas and Will hiding from everyone?
  Kate Leister [13 Mar 2005]
• Top Blonde - Tom Cruise teaches Reese Witherspoon to become a fighter pilot ace, who is then called onto a mission of major stupidity, but does she even know what a plane is?
  Adam Taylor [10 Apr 2005]
• Passion of the Christ for kids
  matt docherty [25 Apr 2005]
• Star Wars Episode 3.5 The Annihilation of Jar Jar - Jar Jar Binks finally gets killed.
  mark arnold [13 Jun 2005]
• Predator Of The Lambs - Predator and Hannibal duke it out.
  J Fiddlediddle Fiddleydiddley [22 Jun 2005]
• Spiderman of La Mancha - Aging Don Quixote believes he can climb walls and swing from webs, resulting in more flops than a Hollyweird season.
  A Nonymouse [28 Jun 2005]
• Nightmare On 34th Street (Miracle On 34th Street vs. Nightmare On Elm Street) - A little girl discovers dreams do come true if you really believe. Six-year-old Susan has doubts about childhood's most enduring miracle - Freddy Kruger. Her mother told her the "secret" about Freddy a long time ago, so Susan doesn't expect to receive the most important gifts on her Christmas list. But after meeting a special department store Freddy who's convinced he's the real thing, Susan is given the most precious gift of all - something to run from.
  Dan Green [16 Jul 2005]
• Dawn Of The Lord Of The Rings - Tiny, hairy zombies with massive latex feet. Be very afraid...
  Danter Jones [16 Jul 2005]
• Freddy vs. Jason and the Argonauts - Four years after being killed by his daughter, Freddy Krueger rests in Hell. He depends on the dreams of those in Springwood to fuel his existence. But when the town covers up his existence in an attempt to make people forget, Freddy is left powerless. In a last ditch effort he springs Jason Voorhees from his own personal Hell and sends him to Colchis, determined to obtain the Golden Fleece. But when Jason won't stop killing Freddy's "kids", Krueger decides it's time to take Jason out. Caught in the cross-fire are Pelias and Hercules, both of whom feature a history with Jason.
  Dan Green [16 Jul 2005]
• The wizzard of Ozzy - Dorothy and her dog Toto go on a huge acid trip on their way to finding Ozzy's underground dungeon. Along the way they meet a dead beat hippie, Randy Rhodes, and Satan. They also stumble on a village of stoned midgets and are chased by the wicked witch of the east (Sharron) and her flying dog minions.
  Jimbob Belooga [4 Aug 2005]
• To Maim a Mockingbird - Their father told them it's a sin to kill a mockingbird, but he never mentioned maiming...
  Richie [26 Aug 2005]
• The Amanada Vanstone Breakfast Club - Eight illegal imigrants are given five years detention for misbehaving and must all wear horrible eighties clothing/
  Mick [1 Sep 2005]
• Anchorman Without A Face - Mel Gibson and Will Ferrell star in the story of a reclusive and physically deformed newsreader.
  Phil Doherty [10 Sep 2005]
• dude, wheres my yellow submarine? two blatently moronic american boys go on holidya to england, they go on an all night bender in liverpool only to woken up by 4 moptops asking what they did with their yellow submarine?
  fat boy will [28 Sep 2005]
• Liver Dance - A movie about a Irish drunk.
  Kenneth [2 Jan 2006]
• Indiana Jones and the temple of Spoon - Jones searches for a hidden artifact, only to find it doesn't really exist.
  CozB [7 May 2007]

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