Liam Cody as Freddy Krueger in Freddy vs Jason
With Hollywood writers on strike, and Freddy v Jason cleaning up at the box office, you just know that we’re about to be hit with a gazillion movie crossovers as Hollywood studios scramble for ideas.
Rather than be stuck with the appalling concepts the studios will come up with, we thought we’d have a crack at our own.
You’ll agree that this batch of movie crossovers would have people flocking to the cinemas.
- Ewoks v Smurfs in Smurf Chainsaw Massacre.
- Clara Bell v Hamburglar. A true fight to the death. Written by Gary Larson.
- The Odd Couple, starring C-3PO and the Terminator.
- Elmer Fudd in Goodwill Hunting Rabbits.
- Neo and Nemo in Finding the Matrix.
- James Bond meets Erin Brokovich in The Spy Who Sued Me.
- Batman v Spider-Man. Will Robin just eat Spider-Man? He is a bird.
- Superman v Stephen Hawking in Superman V: The Wheel Chair Years.
- Charlie’s Angels v The Three Stooges in the ultimate battle of the sexes.
- Rocky Balboa and Rambo in Twins.
- Find out who is the worst hotel proprietor when Norman Bates goes head to head with Basil Fawlty in Psycho Towers.
- Simba v Kimba The White Lion in The Lion King – Rematch. Now we’ll find out who’s the real king of the jungle.
- Tyler Durden in The Man With Two Brains 2
- Forrest Gump v Scooby Doo in Dumb and Dumber.
- Crocodile Dundee v The Crocodile Hunter. Will the crocodile win?
- Dirty Harry meets Jennifer Lopez in Maid in Manhattan 2. Hear Dirty Harry deliver the ultimate line: “Go ahead, make my bed.”
- The Neverending Toy Story. Buzz and Woody in a remake of the classic Neverending Story.
- Simba meets Samantha from Bewitched in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
- A leader emerges in the fight for genetic mutants’ rights in Malcolm X-Men.
The 6th Spidey-Sense After being bitten by a freak mutant spider, things only get worse for young Peter as he starts seeing dead spiders everywhere.
Michael Jackson and the Chamber of “Secrets” Harry Potter finds that not even magic can quell the cravings of certain multiracial ex-popstars
Tomb Raider of the Lost World IV: Return of the Jedi King Angelina Jolie and Harrison Ford teams up in this thrilling mix of adventures as Lara Croft is once again prompted to save the world. This time Nazi Jedi Orcs are invading Endor, and when they used advance DNA technology to infuse Ewoks with Velociraptors, all hell breaks loose. It is up to Han Solo, and his old flame Indiana Jones, to save the day from the evil clutches of Darth Bilbo.
Michael Jackson and the Chamber of “Secrets” Harry Potter finds young wizards everywhere have more to fear than just Voldemort
Saving Pirates of the Ca-Ryan-bean Tom Hanks and Johnny Depp sail the seven seas to find Matt Damon.
Monty Python and the Sorcerer’s Stone The Monty Python crew are on a mission to find the sorcerer’s stone after the angry rabbit viciously attacked Harry Potter.
Gump Fiction- Forest goes “midevil” on everyone’s ass! “Just you try and take a chocolate!”
Sex Toy Story All the animated military dildos go on a mission to rescue ‘Woody’.
American Pie X Edward Norton and Edward Furlong make a pact to sleep with Shannon Elizabeth and Tara Reid respectively while fearing a violent backlash from an angry Eugene Levy’s white power movement.
The Man Who Sued Goldmember Billy Connolly and Mike Myers battle it out in the courtroom.
The Silent Bob Affair Rene Russo and Kevin Smith butt heads as the search for a stolen orangutang continues.
Lord of the Things: The Two Cowards Frodo comes across Shaggy and Scooby hiding in Middle Earth.
Big Trouble from 7 years in Tibet Kurt Russell and Brad Pitt escape a Chinese detention camp to take on the evil Chinese Lord Lo Pan who resides in the highest mountain in Tibet.
Gone with the wind in 60 seconds – Nick Cage stars in this civil war romance/action comedy.
My Fair Lady and the Tramp- Classic tale about an animated dogs love for a cockney woman. Featuring new songs such as the heart breaking “I’m getting neutered in the morning”
Mission: 007 Tom Cruise climbs to the top of a cliff to find James Bond in a tux, pointing a gun at him, with a woman on each side. The whole movie is then a constant battle as Tom wins over and then loses each woman in turn using tough-sounding pick-up lines until Bond just shoots him, and says some smutty, witty remark which everyone knew was coming anyway. Oh, and he gets both girls.
John Grisham does Titanic: ship full of lawyers hits an iceberg. all aboard drown. nobody notices.
Courage Under Mrs Doubtfire Meg Ryan relives in flashback the hell of seeing horrible Robin Williams cross-dressing until deciding to kill herself in a helicopter to end her suffering.
Titanic:007 James Bond tries to stop the Titanic from sinking. Does Leonardo keep the girl? Or does she fall for 007?
Kill Splash Vol. 3 Daryl Hannah vs. Daryl Hannah, but one’s a blind assassin and the other’s a mermaid that’s afraid to get wet.
The Bear Witch Project Pooh and Tigger go missing on a camping trip in the spooky woods and their video footage is found years later by Piglet and Rabbit.
Under Bleach Steven Seagal stars in this thrilling movie of a cook who’s trained to be a mean, lean, hairdressing machine. He has to relive his old hairstyling days again when an old rival, Tommy Lee Jones, has special bleaching plans with the cook’s ponytail!
The Breakfast Fight Club
Forced to spend a Saturday detention in school, five disparate high school fall under the spell of the charasmatic Tyler Durden who forces them all to shave thier heads and commit acts of urban terrorisim….”The first rule of fight club is…..we all beat the crap out of Anthony Michael Hall”
The Sound of Musing Sister Maria and the von Trapp children sing sweet songs to Hannibal Lecter in an attempt to straighten him out. Eventually, Hannibal is sent so insane by the inane drivel, that he actually becomes sane. Rescuing them from a group of nasty Nazis, he leads them into the mountains singing “The hills are alive, with tasty things to eat.”
Dawn of the Dead Zone Christopher Walken gains psychic powers and has to stop zombie Martin Sheen from becoming President.
The Sweetest Piece of Pie American Pies vs. The Sweetest Thing Stiffler and Christina hook up.
The Fellowship of The Carribean The whole gang from Pirates of the Carribean and The Lord of The Rings team up to defeat Captain Saurbosa, who is trying to take over Middle Gulf of Mexico. But what are Legolas and Will hiding from everyone?
Top Blonde Tom Cruise teaches Reese Witherspoon to become a fighter pilot ace, who is then called onto a mission of major stupidity, but does she even know what a plane is?
Passion of the Christ for kids
Star Wars Episode 3.5 The Annihilation of Jar Jar Jar Jar Binks finally gets killed.