Life in 2054

Dead for 30 years, Michael Jackson's body will begin to decompose in 2054.

Readers' Predictions

• Taking a huge risk, the country's leading record label will announce a new concept: recording artists who actually use musical instruments
  Brennen B-Luv [10 Nov 2004]
• There will be no cars. The goverment will ban them as the population will consist of only fat people because the TV programme 'Fat Nation' will take over in a diffrent way.
  claire b.... [11 Nov 2004]
• Kiss will go on tour for what will be their final tour - until Ace Frehley's head convinces them to go back out on the road in 2062
  Adam [11 Nov 2004]
• Britney Spears' ghost will learn how to sing. People will grow tired of sluts pumping out shit after shit which classifies as music. Though I doubt it.
  Silent Dan [11 Nov 2004]
• After sex, the girl will tell the guy that she might have infected him with HIV. And he will say "That's ok. I'll drink my dogs urine when I arrive home." ('Cause they've discovered that's the cure.)
  Platon Brasil [13 Nov 2004]
• America will finally invade Canada
  Gibaldi Olson [13 Nov 2004]
• Survivor Vanuatu series 78658947643 will air. Nobody will notice the difference from any series before it. Nobody will care.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [14 Nov 2004]
• The girl next door will finally get married.
  Gerome Steffens [15 Nov 2004]
• The Minnesota Vikings will win the Super Bowl, Hilary Clinton will become president, hell will frezze over.... the U.S. will become the next Atlantis, or The U.S. will take care of its own damn problems.
  Foolish Mortal [15 Nov 2004]
• A person (namely me) will insist that the chicken DID NOT come first just to annoy those scientific types that call me a backwards cretin for not understanding or believing in Scientology.
  Agentguy The Sheep [16 Nov 2004]
• Along with insisting the chicken did not come first, I will pathetiacally attempt disprove the existence of God just to annoy those religious types who call me a backwards heathen for not understanding Scientology. Oh yeah, also, the purple singing dinosaur, Barney, will finally die that year... hopefully...
  Agentguy The Sheep [16 Nov 2004]
• In 2054, I will also insist the chegg (a cross between the chicken and the egg) came first to confuse and annoy everyone else who call me a backwards moron. That will also be the event that ends humanity as people will die of utter confusion.
  Agentguy The Sheep [16 Nov 2004]
• God will finally prove his existence by being in the Guiness Book of World Records for most thunderbolts launched in one minute.
  Some Weird Person [19 Nov 2004]
• In year 20054, people will be posting predictions of what they think will happen by 3004
  Vangellis Tsaoussopoulos [25 Nov 2004]
• In accordance to prophecy I shall rule the world - yes a South African on the throne, eventually. Or was that just a dream of me on the loo?
  Capt Nemo [26 Nov 2004]
• Man will walk on the moon (for real this time)
  Capt Nemo [26 Nov 2004]
• I'll be 73 and still a nobody. Damn thats a sad thought.
  Capt Nemo [26 Nov 2004]
• Aliens will finally have landed, after the second coming of Jesus, to do battle with the giant robots which now populate the southern hemisphere. The battle will destroy DA MOON!
  Matthew Strahan [28 Nov 2004]
• Due to the increasing number of people that thinks God is but a figment of our imagination, Jesus will once more descend upon the Earth to recruit followers. However, he gets ran over by a Ford hovertruck. Nobody notices his body, but three days later, he comes back to life only to be hit by another hovertruck (a Toyota this time). Rinse and repeat...
  Some Weird Person [29 Nov 2004]
• Michael Jackson will finally confess that he was the first alien of a no-nose race to come to Earth and that he had a real hard time trying to hide it. He will explain that in his planet, the reproduction is among male individuals and when they turn 6 years-old, they are ready for all the intercourse.
  Platon Brasil [1 Dec 2004]
• After some torture, Michael Jackson will also confess that Britney Spears was the second alien in the planet, from a big-butt girls planet where nobody has singing talent.
  Platon Brasil [1 Dec 2004]
• Mathematicians will dicscover that "pi" does indeed repeat starting at the 644837878692656283756289692865828476759265982365847561978024976558769827048027986526598256th digit. It starts repeating the number "T"
  Some Weird Person [3 Dec 2004]
• Nemo's dad may actually find him.
  Ben Lane [5 Dec 2004]
• I will call my great grand-children "darn whipersnappers" and prod them with my walking stick, which I won't actually use for walking. I'll also tell them about how "when I was your age, dogs didn't come in boxes, and when they did, they turned up dead, like your mum. And it was considered luxury to be sent to war because . . ." The wonders of being an old geezer.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [14 Dec 2004]
• Clowns will exact their revenge on those who laughed at them
  Kegs Richardson [3 Jan 2005]
• Americans will finally learn not to interfere with other countrie's affairs when they're not welcome there...
  Some Weird Person [4 Jan 2005]
• Jay Leno would die in 2054, and his autopsy would reveal that he was non human and came from a planet of ugly people that repeat themselves exactly with corny notations at 11:35 pm everynight for some reason, and have abnormally large chins
  Peter Griffin IV [7 Jan 2005]
• People will wake up and realise they've been brain washed into believing their IS a GOD and feel real dumb.
  Josh aka zDeMoNiC [8 Jan 2005]
• We will travel through time only to realise the world is and always has been, ruled by Monkeys. (Named George)
  Lord of the Potato Chips [9 Jan 2005]
• Bill Gates will turn off his PC and the world will disappear.
  Jamie Fleming [20 Jan 2005]
• I will be the leader of the world (Yes a 15 year old can dream!) And I will not only live on the moon looking down at the world, but I will go and fix the hole in the ozone layer with needle, thread and a piece of material.
  R A [25 Jan 2005]
• Doctors will finally locate and eradicate the gene in men that forces them to leave the toilet seat up. Women (and some men...) will rejoice all over the world.
  LISA THAT DARN REDHEAD [29 Jan 2005]
• Scientists will discover a cure for being a nerd. Upon using this cure, they will inevitably cease any new scientific breakthroughs.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [13 Feb 2005]
• Nothing will taste like chicken anymore.
  Boobs Big [16 Feb 2005]
• Indonesia will be overrun by evil Furbies.
  Kara Somos [18 Feb 2005]
• My friend will finally pass his driving test!!!
  Tabitha Murphy [2 Mar 2005]
• Muckdonalds will offer their 100% real Soya Burger at 99 Dollars! and another Government funded survey will declare that they cause anorexia!
  Cyn Icle [5 Mar 2005]
• Squid will rise form the oceans and attack humans everywhere, overthrowing them and setting themselves up as the dominant race.
  Overlord Willy [8 Mar 2005]
• Boobs for men will come as standard issue, join the army and you will recieve 2nd pair free!
  ~DaWgY~ " THAT KID " [11 Mar 2005]
• Pizza boys will be called to enforce the law instead of the police because with their speedy delivery, they'll get there before the body's gone cold.
  john johnson [19 Mar 2005]
• Scientists will come up with a cure for boredom and ultimately it back fires and everything becomes boring and the human race kills themselves from being bored
  Awesome Dude [28 Mar 2005]
• Ashlee Simpson will finally realize she has no talent and give up on having a singing career. Jessica Simpson will be confused.
  Six Toes [28 Mar 2005]
• The Michael Jackson paedophille trail will finally be over
  ??? ??? [31 Mar 2005]
• George W. Bush will get (legitimately) elected as U.S. President for the very first time
  Ganapathi Subramanian [3 Apr 2005]
• Bin Laden has finished rebuilding the twin towers with his bare hands
  Mike Donzuro [5 Apr 2005]
• Democrats will finally get over the 2000 election.
  Silence Dogood [6 Apr 2005]
• France will have, at long last, won a war
  Alex Lovett [17 Apr 2005]
• The Chicago Cubs will still not have won the World Series!!!
  Byorn Jorn [17 Apr 2005]
• Schapelle Corby makes bail.
  mantlebrott sit [29 Apr 2005]
• Everyone will have finally stopped quoting movies and television shows. As I will have eliminated all of them very painfully.
  Dennis bluejoker000 [17 May 2005]
• Mary Kate and Ashley (the Olsen twins) will have there "double retirement trouble" series on TV about geriatric twins in nursing homes
  Nancy Indy500bo [6 May 2005]
• This thread will be 4 terrabytes in size.
  Bat Man [16 May 2005]
• Y2K.54 Crisis
  chris fayter [20 May 2005]
• Prince Charles will marry Oprah Winfrey
  ankita [22 May 2005]
• I still wont get laid
  Adam [24 May 2005]
• Florida would have finally finished counting the votes from the 2000 election.
  Anonymous Dude [10 Jun 2005]
• China will build factories in USA taking advantage of cheap labor.
  Nostradamus [10 Jun 2005]
• Moon landing skeptics will be deported to Pluto.
  Nostradamus [10 Jun 2005]
• Bill Gates' mind will be transfered to a computer before his death. Five years later, The Matrix is fully operational.
  Nostradamus [10 Jun 2005]
• White House has a beautiful view of Atlantic Ocean and new tropical garden.
  Nostradamus [10 Jun 2005]
• It is cheaper to break $100 into $1 bills than buy a roll of toilet paper which now costs $101 and has only 100 pieces.
  Nostradamus [10 Jun 2005]
• Someone will finally discover what Chicken McNuggets are made out of
  david arnold [13 Jun 2005]
• Gas will cost more than cars
  cayla cayla [15 Jun 2005]
• All girls with nice breasts will not be allowed to wear tops outdoors. I'm hoping i will still be alive for this.
  martin scarbrough [23 Jun 2005]
• Pot will finally be legal in America.
  S Missy [24 Jun 2005]
• Americans will have killed everyone. either by accident or just for their oil.
  martin scarbrough [28 Jun 2005]
• Telephone technology will allow you to reach through the phone and strangle telemarketers.
  Don Weraybowtet [30 Jun 2005]
• When asked the question 'Does my butt look big in this?', a guy will finally answer correctly.
  ballie [3 Jul 2005]
• In 2054, there will be no world. Everybody will die because of the judgment day, and no one will be alive by that time anyway...
  huda hassan [9 Jul 2005]
• All people on Earth will still not know the difference between sympathy and empathy.
  John dork357 [9 Jul 2005]
• A US citizen will finally graduate from 'college' and actually remember something they were taught
  dumb ass [10 Jul 2005]
• Jehovah's Witnesses will stop knocking on my door.
  jimjim jimjim [12 Jul 2005]
• Men can finally endure the pain of child birth.
  Emily Breen [12 Jul 2005]
• Horses will be engine powered
  amy burgess [14 Jul 2005]
• In 2054, the Crazy Frog will FINALLY vanish into oblivion. But as a replacement, the country formerly known as Wales will be full of people wearing helmets making moped sounds.
  His Royal Honor Dave [16 Jul 2005]
• Oprah will finally come out the closet about her and Gail.
  sum more [19 Jul 2005]
• People may actually become decent enough to use a litter bin instead of the streets
  Possom [21 Jul 2005]
• People will finally stop thinking that I am my mother whenever they speak to me on the phone or see me around. Instead they will think that my kids are me.
  Anonymous Dude [10 Aug 2005]
• I will enter the oblivion of old age but will not be able to claim my pension because the British government will still have failed to master the concept of how to use a computer.
  Anonymous Dude [10 Aug 2005]
• The final Harry Potter book will finally have been published and the movie version will have Harry, Ron and Hermione as pensioners who still haven't left school.
  Anonymous Dude [10 Aug 2005]
• In 2054 Disney will open thier first Global park called Earth..
  D MR. [10 Aug 2005]
• The Rolling Stones Goodbye will end.
  Jamie Fleming [11 Aug 2005]
• even after ballooning to 194kg and being confined to a wheelchair after loosing a foot to diabetes, brittany spears still relies on her sex appeal to sell records
  Grace Cornflake [18 Aug 2005]
• The Super Soaker brand will have developed a water pistol with the strength of a riot hose.
  Evil Rabbit [29 Aug 2005]
• Celebrities who actually want a decent marriage will make a startling revelation: Your acting career, and your marriage, will survive if you marry someone who isn't famous.
  Silent Dan [3 Sep 2005]
• We learn to treat celebrities with the respect they say they deserve. I mean, they used to be human too.
  mantelbrott set [9 Sep 2005]
• Britney Spears still got what it takes to get people movin' down at the old rockers home when she breaks into the chorus of her slightly modified rendition of *Oops I did it again.* These days however, its a scurry for buckets and mops. "Cleanup in unit four!"
  mantelbrott set [14 Sep 2005]
• You will finally find whatever is causing that weird smell in your room, and it turns up to be you.
  Fitted Slipper [18 Sep 2005]
• The next half-century being spent in the gym will make me strong enough to take over the world by force. But then I'll discover that while I was in the gym, the world crumbled, and was eaten by a galaxy-sized two-year-old.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [27 Sep 2005]
• Pamela Anderson sadly passes away. Silicon is placed on the dangerous explosives list when a crematorium and ten blocks of houses are leveled.
  mantelbrott set [30 Sep 2005]
• By 2054 I'll be able to snow ski, bungi jump and skydive AT THE SAME TIME!!!.....You can too. Just complete the organ donor section on your drivers licence.
  funnybonesup [11 Oct 2005]
• The USA will sign up to the Kyoto Agreement.
  matt [20 Oct 2005]
• Scientists will combat rising sea levels by launching sea water into space.
  matt [20 Oct 2005]
• Australia will finally be rid of that pesky little Tasmania country
  Andrew Verrier [4 Dec 2005]
• Men will start to wear mini skirts.
  Hedi Hedi11 [13 Dec 2005]
• Tom Cruise will finally come out of the closet!
  Tabitha She-Bengle [17 Jan 2006]
• it will be the year 2054
  Tom Oliveri [16 Mar 2006]
• The oil will finally run out. The American president will refuse to believe it and will dig up the last surviving rainforest to see if there's any under there.
  Blipflip the almighty [13 Apr 2006]
• Motorola will invent the first combination cell phone/vibrator, and this will give a whole new meaning to the phrase "women are always on the damn phone"
  Scott Quick [1 May 2006]
• Dogs will keep humans as pets and will finally get vengence for all the fetching they have had to endure.
  Adam Griffiths [17 Oct 2006]
• Computer nerds will be getting high on motherboards and hard drives.
  Javmaz Javmaz [4 Jan 2007]

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