Legal Disclaimers We Really Need

What other people want

• Gorskys.Comedy: - After submitting a suggestion, your comment may not be posted. Don't take it personally; you're just not funny.
  Wee Mad [18 May 2007]
• Bottle Of Rum - Caution may cause AIDS!!! (Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells)
  Wee Mad [18 May 2007]
• Little Juinor Sword Swallower Kit - Swords not to be taken internally.
  Wee Mad [18 May 2007]
• Brittney Spears CD - May cause your child to shave their head and attack cars with umbrellas.
  Wee Mad [18 May 2007]
• MySpace - Caution. You WILL meet dumb ass Emo's.
  Wee Mad [18 May 2007]
• World Of Warcraft - In the real world you don't go round ganking people for fun. Oh and people don't think you are cool when you go round calling people NOOBS.
  Wee Mad [18 May 2007]
• Paris Hilton articles in magazines - May induce fits of sluttery and credit card splurging on pink mobiles and lip gloss in your 13 year old daughter.
  Silent Dan [21 May 2007]
• Crocodiles - May eat you.
  Silent Dan [21 May 2007]
• Singing at karaoke - May cause you to break windows with your voice, gain a false sense of confidence, and lose not only your ability to sing, but to make friends as well.
  Silent Dan [21 May 2007]
• Exercising - May make you fit, healthy and attractive.
  Silent Dan [21 May 2007]
• Sex - May cause a child, STD, or relationship. In severe cases, you may be required to listen.
  Silent Dan [21 May 2007]
• Australian Idol - May make you look like an even bigger wanker than you already are.
  Ryan The Great [22 May 2007]
• Grey's Anatomy - Use of this product may result in self-induced lobotomy.
  Ryan The Great [22 May 2007]
• Disclaimers - Use of disclaimers may result in heavy smug pollution.
  Ryan The Great [22 May 2007]
• Oral Sex - May result in amazing time followed immediately by broken neck.
  Ryan The Great [22 May 2007]
• Suicide - Potentially fatal.
  Ryan The Great [22 May 2007]
• Emo Music - may result in suicide attempts made to avoid having to hear any more of said music.
  Ryan The Great [26 May 2007]
• Superman Costume - WARNING! This suit does not give you the power to fly!
  Vampyrecat The Female Feline [1 Jun 2007]
• Los Angeles County Sheriff - Letting crybaby celebrities out of prison may not be the best career move.
  Wee Mad [9 Jun 2007]
• A Country & Western CD - Please do not play this CD backwards; you will get your wife, car, house, children & friends back.
  Wee Mad [9 Jun 2007]
• Star Wars Movie - After watching this movie we recommend you do not try ‘the Old Jedi Mind Trick’ on any police if they pull you over. (This is just a bloody movie)
  Wee Mad [9 Jun 2007]
• Nuclear Waste - Rolling around in radioactive nuclear waste will not result in super powers
  bob mcgee [12 Jun 2007]
• Clothes Dryers are not a fun cheap substitute for ferris wheels.
  bob mcgee [12 Jun 2007]
• Showers - May get you wet.
  hollia 08 [18 Jun 2007]
• Telephone - May involve you listening to someone.
  hollia 08 [18 Jun 2007]
• Freezer - Not for storage of living beings.
  Ryan The Great [20 Jun 2007]
• Your Mum - May be the subject of many bad jokes.
  Ryan The Great [20 Jun 2007]
• Your Dad - May be the dealer of many bad jokes.
  Ryan The Great [20 Jun 2007]
• School Dances - May lead to excessive amounts of hair gel and Brut 33
  DOm Wilkinson [21 Jun 2007]
• Wearing underwear over your trousers won't give you superhero powers.
  david hill [8 Jul 2007]
• EMO's - Dressing up and acting like all the other EMO's does not make you an 'individual.'
  Wee Mad [9 Jul 2007]
• Windows Messenger - lol, rofl, and kk should not be used in real life.
  Ryan D'Montigny [25 Aug 2007]
• Marriage - will lead to dull than later on non-existant sex
  Patrick Coyle [19 Sep 2007]
• High School Proms: May cause pregnancy or waking up in a dumpster. Serious side effects include: Drunkenness, making a complete arse out of yourself, and detention. If one or more of these side effects occur, quit spiking the drinks.
  Nicole Sullivan [20 Nov 2007]
• XMAS PARTY - may involve you waking up with the fat bird from accounts.
  martin scarbrough [11 Dec 2007]
• XMAS PARTY - may result in you wearing your tie on your head like Rambo attacking co workers.
  martin scarbrough [11 Dec 2007]
• IRAQ - warning may contain terrorists
  martin scarbrough [11 Dec 2007]
• millitary schools- may cause severe immaturity and boredom, subsuquently causing you to find this site
  gigi baughman [7 Jan 2008]
• Knife - Warning: keep out of children
  Simon Otto [9 Jan 2008]
• Suicide Pills- We accept no liability for any damage caused to your health as a result of this product
  David Jegede-Brimson [6 Jun 2008]

What do you think needs a disclaimer?

Do you know of an everyday product in which is lurking extreme danger. It needs a disclaimer. So let us have it, and we'll add the ones that make us laugh to this page.