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Own A Landmark

The Sydney Harbour Bridge

You can own this magificent landmark - the Syndey Harbour Bridge

For a short time only, the Gorskys are proud to offer the magnificent Sydney Harbour Bridge FOR SALE.

The famous coat-hanger can be yours for only $156,073.

How can we sell it for such a ridiculously cheap price?

Simple. WE DON"T OWN IT, so every cent is PURE PROFIT in our hands.

But it get's better.

Send us $10in the mail, and we'll enrol you in our exclusive MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING database.

Each week, you will receive GREAT OFFERS from all over the world, all of which guarantee you a fortune. Even if every offer made you only half what they suggest, you'd still be a millionaire by Friday.

How can we sell you space in this database for such a ridiculously low price?

Because WE DON"T OWN IT. We lease the database from a guy around the corner, and he's insane, so he actually pays us to lease it from him.

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AN IDIOT TODAY!!!!

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January 1999


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