For a short time only, the Gorskys are proud to offer the magnificent Sydney Harbour Bridge FOR SALE.
The famous coat-hanger can be yours for only $156,073.
How can we sell it for such a ridiculously cheap price?
Simple. WE DON”T OWN IT, so every cent is PURE PROFIT in our hands.
But it gets better.
Send us $10 in the mail, and we’ll enrol you in our exclusive MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING database.
Each week, you will receive GREAT OFFERS from all over the world, all of which guarantee you a fortune. Even if every offer made you only half what they suggest, you’d still be a millionaire by Friday.
How can we sell you space in this database for such a ridiculously low price?
Because WE DON”T OWN IT. We lease the database from a guy around the corner, and he’s insane, so he actually pays us to lease it from him.