Iron Man likes his coffee really hot.
Summer blockbusters don’t get much bigger than Iron Man, released to critical and general acclaim, with Robert Downey Jr in the lead role as a man who builds a suit of iron. It was all a lovely piece of fiction and made a whack-load of cash at the box office.
But fiction aside, here are some little known facts about the actual Iron Man.
- Iron Man coughs rivets and sweats WD40.
- Iron Man eats forks and knives for dinner.
- Iron Man sprinkles iron filings on his cappuccino.
- Rust is herpes to Iron Man.
- Iron Man whizzes slag and poops rail pins.
- Iron Woman is Iron Man’s girlfriend and Iron Dog is Iron Man’s dog.
- Iron Man’s birthday cake is frosted with thumbtacks.
- Iron Man sneezes metal shavings into his aluminium foil tissues.
- Iron Man is at a bar every weekend trying to get lathe.
- Ironically Iron Man does not iron his clothes, because they are made of iron. If he did iron his clothes, he would be Irony Man.
- Iron man eats soup while it’s still in the tin.
- Iron man had sex with a tank and made a Hyundai.
- Superman is the man of steel. Steel is made from Iron. Therefore Iron Man must be Superman’s dad.
- Iron Man can’t use video tapes because his magnetic field erases them.
- Iron Man does not need iron supplements.
(Thanks to James and Ian for their assistance with this article).
Iron Man Facts
IronMan is stronger then Iron Sheikh of WWE
Iron Man is partial to Heavy Metal music.
Ironman gets hardcore and makes beatiful music together with Iron Maiden.
iron man is cool
Iron man is so tough he could win Chuck Noris in a fight!!!
Iron mans wifes choice of lube is not KY its WD40.
Iron Man’s clothes are wrinkle free.
Iron man isn’t moving around much these days…Tony Stark forgot to put a latch inside the suit!
Iron man cant keep a steady job, as he keeps setting off metal detectors, destroying furniture with his extreme weight and intimidating patrons.
Iron man is walking more frequently, as he cannot afford the fuel to power his suit to fly.
Iron man is attracted to magnets
Iron shares have soared, making Iron man very rich.
Iron Man cries aluminium tears… When Iron Man gets excited, he emits a welding spark
Ironman does not like to compete in Iron Man competitions, as he would sink in the water.
iron man is now worth more dead than alive due to rising metal prices.