Summer blockbusters don’t get much bigger than Iron Man, released to critical and general acclaim with Robert Downey Jr in the lead role as a man who builds a suit of iron. It was all a lovely piece of fiction and made a whack-load of cash at the box office.
But fiction aside, here are some little known facts about the actual Iron Man.
- Iron Man coughs rivets and sweats WD40.
- Iron Man eats forks and knives for dinner.
- Iron Man sprinkles iron filings on his cappuccino.
- Rust is herpes to Iron Man.
- Iron Man whizzes slag and poops rail pins.
- Iron Woman is Iron Man's girlfriend and Iron Dog is Iron Man's dog.
- Iron Man's birthday cake is frosted with thumbtacks.
- Iron Man sneezes metal shavings into his aluminium foil tissues.
- Iron Man is at a bar every weekend trying to get lathe.
- Ironically Iron Man does not iron his clothes, because they are made of iron. If he did iron his clothes, he would be Irony Man.
- Iron man eats soup while it's still in the tin.
- Iron man had sex with a tank and made a Hyundai.
- Superman is the man of steel. Steel is made from Iron. Therefore Iron Man must be Supermans dad.
- Iron Man can’t use video tapes because his magnetic field erases them.
- Iron Man does not need iron supplements.
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Interesting Facts about Iron Man
- Iron Man cries aluminium tears... When Iron Man gets excited, he emits a welding spark
steph porrino [8 Jul 2008]
- Iron shares have soared, making Iron man very rich.
Patrick Coyle [8 Jul 2008]
- Iron man is attracted to magnets
Patrick Coyle [8 Jul 2008]
- Iron man is walking more frequently, as he cannot afford the fuel to power his suit to fly.
Patrick Coyle [8 Jul 2008]
- Iron man cant keep a steady job, as he keeps setting off metal detectors, destroying furniture with his extreme weight and intimidating patrons.
Patrick Coyle [8 Jul 2008]
- Iron man isn't moving around much these days...Tony Stark forgot to put a latch inside the suit!
Patrick Coyle [8 Jul 2008]
- Iron Man's clothes are wrinkle free.
Mark Woodward [10 Jul 2008]
- iron man is now worth more dead than alive due to rising metal prices.
martin scarbrough [13 Jul 2008]
- Iron mans wifes choice of lube is not KY its WD40.
martin scarbrough [17 Jul 2008]
- Iron man is so tough he could win Chuck Noris in a fight!!!
martin scarbrough [17 Jul 2008]
- Ironman does not like to compete in Iron Man competitions, as he would sink in the water.
CozB [23 Jul 2008]
- Ironman gets hardcore and makes beatiful music together with Iron Maiden.
Noon [29 Jul 2008]
- Iron Man is partial to Heavy Metal music.
CozB [21 Jan 2009]
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