Good Things About Being Attacked By Iraq

A gas attack from Iraq will make Darth Vader impersonations de rigeur.

Great Things You Reckon

• Think 'bout it!, If one of the bombs is redirected to Mexico City, there will be 50000000000 million people, what means less over population in the world! Noir
• If a war starts, we can enjoy news time alot more because we won't have to see or listen to George W(wanker) Bush as much as we do now.
  Ken Brown [6 Jan 2003]
• It'll let us know that Dubya was right all along folks! Hang on a tic...
  Gordy Clarke [6 Jan 2003]
• The mutants will run Washington, and finally the goverment will be at one with its people.
  Barrett Cool [6 Jan 2003]
• That George Jnr will finally get the approval of his father which he never got since that tragic junior high basketball match in which it was little George's short ass that missed the shot that could've won the game.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• The years of nuclear fallout that will follow will be a blessing for those who have been mocked and suffered from dandruff in the past.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• That the first target hit by the USA is Saddams internet connection...where else does one find recipes for weaponry and order the ingredients! (Maybe even just block Saddams VISA card!)
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• We can hope that Moby and/or Fat Boy Slim at least release another album before we get hit with a VX Chemical attack by Saddam. (VX causes involuntary muscle twitching etc) Its like one big (and bad) rave party in missile!
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• We will all get so fit whilst walking and riding to work due to the inability to buy fuel at a price that our pockets can actually afford. Thankyou war, your saving someones waistline and my abs have never looked better...definite infomercial their somewhere!
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• We'll get to see more cool videos of missiles going down the air-vents of children's hospitals. Bring it on!
  Andy Watts [6 Jan 2003]
• Look at it in the long run, going by the theory of propultion (that hollywood just can't seem to get right) - when a nuclear blast goes off, we'll all be blown to the other side of the world - which really saves us a bundle on airfares overseas.
  Silent Dan [6 Jan 2003]
• Those of us who never get to travel will, finally, get the chance. Even if it is piece by piece!
  Susan Williamson [6 Jan 2003]
• We get to re-populate the earth - which is always fun.
  Elora O'Toole [6 Jan 2003]
• We won't need electricity anymore at night,we can all have sex under a soft green glow.
  Teddy Holtry [6 Jan 2003]
• Yahooo... no need to work anymore !!
  Alex Phung [6 Jan 2003]
• If we get bombed the under ground mole people will surface and rule the world.
  warhive [6 Jan 2003]
• If we get bombed, the underground mole people will surface and rule the world.
  warhive [6 Jan 2003]
• It would be good because you could tell your parents to rot in pieces.
  willy [6 Jan 2003]
• After we grow that extra limb and eye, life will be so much richer and fuller.
  R.R. Daniel Kahn [6 Jan 2003]
• If Saddam succeeds in bombing the US/UK then with a bit of luck Rupert Murdoch and Bill Gates' media empires will be toppled and we can discuss the war using our own words and ideas (like who the f**k wanted a fight in the first place you money wielding idiots)
  will lewis [6 Jan 2003]
• Perhaps the fallout may have a reverse effect on Elton John and William Hague and they'll both grow hair in happiness together.
  will lewis [6 Jan 2003]
• With any luck London will be wiped out taking half of the younger population of Australia with it, leaving the equivalent Pommie population in Sydney.
  will lewis [6 Jan 2003]
• Michael Jackson won't have to go to such great lengths (all be they poor) to disguise his face, he'll be a hero to the mutated and melted.
  will lewis [6 Jan 2003]
• No more work for the dole program.
  the new order [6 Jan 2003]
• When Britain joins with America in starting war on Saddam, us Brits can get away with saying things such as:"Tally ho, onwards to Baghdad chaps" without getting weird looks. At least i hope so.
  Matt Ellis [6 Jan 2003]
• We wont have to put up with the Queen's speech at Christmas.
  adam morris [27 Jan 2003]
• Melbourne will finally have consitent, regular weather patterns during a nuclear winter.
  Tanya H [30 Jan 2003]
• Maybe after Bush has been blown to little pieces our own feeble Prime minister, 'Tony Scared' I mean Blair might start thinking for himself and making some sensible decisions for Britain...coz he aint doing it now is he!!!
  Tracy cawkwell [5 Feb 2003]
• I think if saddam attacked the flat areas in London it would produce would give much need retail land.
  blah blah [10 Feb 2003]
• Once we're bombed, it'll provide the US and UK with the perfect opportunity to use up all of their weapons of mass destruction too, instantly creating a market for millions more munitions. As half the US budget is spent on defence, this will mean plenty of jobs for all!
  Tristram Morgan [20 Feb 2003]
• Once attacked, there will at least be a real reason to go to war with him, as opposed to oil. Plus, once Saddam's out of the way, we can move on to North Korea and Iran!
  Tristram Morgan [20 Feb 2003]
• If the US get bombed, we could, in the same day, throw a missile at Britney Spears' house and blame it on Iraq!
  Platon Brasil [3 Mar 2003]
• Now that Australia is also part of the 'coalition of the willing', perhaps Saddam will target them and finish off all those bloody Irish criminal scum we [the British] sent there years ago to get rid of.
  Alexander Robertson [26 Mar 2003]
• At least one of my atoms and one atom of that beautiful girl from high school, will be together in some molecule, somewhere!
  spettro 9 [2 Apr 2003]
• I wouldn't have to do these bloody assignments at school!
  Silent Dan [5 Apr 2003]
• If someone comes along shortly after the nuclear explosion, they can collect all the radiation and produce a new spicy flavour for KFC with it.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [13 Apr 2003]
• Well, we wouldn't have to worry about John Howard anymore.
  CozB [18 Apr 2003]
• We could get the largest crater in the world. We'll get more tourists that way...if any are left, that is...
  CozB [18 Apr 2003]
• Those selfless Americans will act as decoys and chemical sponges to save the Kurds and Shi'ites, God bless the genorosity of George
  nick oliver [23 Apr 2003]
• I hope Iraq wins and the Iraqi people start cross-breeding with us. Just think of the "AWESOME MUSTACHES" we would have in just a few generations.
  scott Quick [30 Jul 2003]
• The USA will be like a Troma film with freak mutants
  Jorge Borges [25 Sep 2003]
• There will be no need for nuclear power stations, which destroy our atmosphere, seeing as most of them have been blown up from nucler weapons. How ironic.
  Iain More [13 Nov 2003]
• We wont need light bulbs any more because everyone will glow.
  Mr man [21 Nov 2003]
• We could actually put all that time we spent playing war video games to use. I knew we would need it
  kill bush [26 Dec 2003]
• We would actually have a reason to wear all that trendy camo clothes.
  some one [26 Dec 2003]
• people will finnally stop asking me to do my elephant man expression at parties because they'll be able to do there own
  tulsy tsan [12 Feb 2004]
• All the items bought for the Y2K end of the world scenerio like food rations, bottled watter and gas masks will finaly find a use.
  Mike Yeah, I'm sur [12 Aug 2005]
• You get a day off school/work
  Haz [2 Oct 2005]

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