We love to hate him but George W. Bush’s reign is almost over as President of the United States of America.
During his time in office he managed to start a few wars, tank the economy, make a series of sensationally dumb remarks, alienate minority groups, ignore massive terrorist and natural disasters and win a suspiciously close election.
He has also been a neverending font of material for satirists and comedians alike, especially those who run this publication (and we’re not even American!).
It’ll be a less funny world when he goes, but probably a happier one.
So in the last final gasps of his reign of terror, we’d like to farewell Dubya with a comprehensive list of just how evil George W. Bush years is… Add your own, its liberating…
- George W. Bush ate the last Oreo.
- George W. Bush killed Kurt Cobain and broke up Nirvana.
- George W. Bush changes lanes without indicating.
- George W. Bush causes cancer.
- George W. Bush doesn’t believe in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny or Global Warming.
- George W. Bush taxed the tooth fairy 50 cents in the dollar.
- George W. Bush allowed Everyone Loves Raymond to continue to be produced after the first episode.
- George W. Bush likes Shania Twain.
- George W. Bush killed Bill Hicks.
- George W. Bush told your mum about your porn collection.
- George W. Bush encouraged Fox to cancel Arrested Development.
- George W. Bush invented spam email.
- George W. Bush eats babies.
- George W. Bush enjoys the comedy stylings of Pauley Shore.
- George W. Bush encouraged George Michael to hang out in that toilet cubicle.
- George W. Bush thinks he is the ruler of the world.
- George W. Bush killed Laura Palmer.
- George W. Bush puts non-recyclables in recycling bins.
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