Fun Fish Facts

Just in case you haven't seen a fish, this is a picture of one. Uncooked.

Here are some of your great fish facts

• If your fish is swimming upside down, it's in real trouble. If it's floating on its side it's dead!
  Josephine Soanes [6 Jan 2003]
• If a fish walks into a bar, the bartender will rarely serve him, since fish don't often live to be 21.
  Sheakers [6 Jan 2003]
• Some fish can fly, theses fish are called flying fish, others like the gold fish, however, cannot fly. If they could, they would be called flying gold fish.
  Luke Graham [6 Jan 2003]
• Fish don't ride bicycles.
  Gumby [6 Jan 2003]
• According to the Bible, fish have no souls so they can't send an SOS when they're drowning.
  Kurki [6 Jan 2003]
• If we, humans, and fish could have sex, then there would be mermaids around!! But we don't. What a pity.
  Mikey [6 Jan 2003]
• Fish have a five second mem...Fish have a five second mem...fish have a five second mem...
  Ben Jones [6 Jan 2003]
• Because fish have such a short memory, saying "chips" to them in a sadistic voice isn't as threatening as saying "mint sauce" to a sheep.
  Wesmundo [6 Jan 2003]
• If a fish runs into a cement wall what does he say? Dam?
  Phil McCrackin [6 Jan 2003]
• You can actually drown a fish by dragging it, by its tail, backwards through the water. this works well with goldfish but i dont recomend it for anything of the shark variety.
  Robin 'English Guy' Gilbert [6 Jan 2003]
• Dolphins only eat fish. That's because no-one ever gives them chicken.
  Rosski [6 Jan 2003]
• Ironically, fish scales can be weighed on scales.
  BK [6 Jan 2003]
• Regardless of how many fish you put in the same tank, they still wont work out how to drive it.
  Matt Parker [6 Jan 2003]
• The only skill fish seem to have is to do very long stringy poo's. Fish are pretty crap!
  David Hayes [6 Jan 2003]
• Fish hate being flushed down toilets.
  Manning [6 Jan 2003]
• Fish do not have arms so therefore are unable hug each other.
  Christine [6 Jan 2003]
• Spraying kitchen bleach into a fish tank really kills the party
  Leon Poultney [6 Jan 2003]
• If I was a fish and you were a fish then we would be two fish.
  C. Moore Butts [6 Jan 2003]
• Chocolate fish can't swim.
  Kirsten [6 Jan 2003]
• Some fish are big - Some fish are small.
  Fish R Us [6 Jan 2003]
• Fish spelt backwards is Hsif which is fish spelt backwards
  Mike R [6 Jan 2003]
• You can't play cricket with a fish
  Mike R [6 Jan 2003]
• Most fish have two eyes and a tail
  Mike R [6 Jan 2003]
• Life after death for a fish (Reincarnation) - Thrown in the boats ice box, sold at market and eaten, then for a swim through the human intestines and through the local sewer which leads to the sea, then the cycle starts all over again!
  Mike R [6 Jan 2003]
• Fish cant speak....but they can blow bubbles!
  Kaite F [6 Jan 2003]
• Nailing a goldfish to your wall does not bring good luck
  Especially if you hit your fingers with the hammer because the little sucker is slippery and wiggiling
  Dug [28 Jan 2003]
• Fish does not rhyme with kid. Or lid. Or did. Or sid. Or...
  Dacada Maxwell [4 Feb 2003]
• if you stick your finger at the top of the tank the fish will suck on your finger
  Alisha Alisha [13 Feb 2003]
• its fun to drown a gold fish
  carebear carrla [20 Feb 2003]
• it is fun to dip fish in beer
  carrie carebear [20 Feb 2003]
• Fish come in many different colors.
  Michael Do [25 Feb 2003]
• Fish can't smile, unlike us higher speices.
  Michael Do [25 Feb 2003]
• If fish wore clothes, they'd be fish wearing clothes!
  victorias secret [1 Mar 2003]
• Fish can't swim backwards. If they could, they'd be called backwards-swimming fish
  tipsy git [18 Mar 2003]
• Fish are confusing. Flying fish can fly but gold fish are NOT gold! Grrrr...
  tasha may [13 Apr 2003]
• A fish knife is for cutting fish. Not for fish to cut vegetables with.
  Dr Nic [14 Apr 2003]
• Fish are wet.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [3 May 2003]
• Putting a dead fish in a Microwave won't bring it back to life.
  Mr Wamwoozle [23 Jun 2003]
• Fish are in no way related to pandas.
  mr Wamwoozle [23 Jun 2003]
• A fish with no eyes would be called a fsh.
  Buster Gonads [25 Jul 2003]
• The quickest way to kill a fish is to remove it from the water, nail it to a peice of 2 x 4, throw it under a steam roller, scrape up and flambe the remains in brandy (scatter ashes well to avoid re-incarnation).
  buster gonads [25 Jul 2003]
• Oddly enough, the genitals of a female fish smell like humans!
  scott quick [15 Aug 2003]
• A fish sandwich cannot swim, even with extra tartar sauce!
  scott quick [15 Aug 2003]
• Since there are flying fish, and since there are birds that can swim, that crap on the windshield of your newly washed car could be fish shit.
  scott quick [13 Oct 2003]
• If a fish is floating on its side, it's dead. If it's laying on it's side in the middle of a plate with some breadcrumbs, a lemon wedge and some tartar sauce, it's delicious!
  Grand High Llama [30 Oct 2003]
• Fish are instictively competitive, and are currently planning for world domination.
  Jon [20 Nov 2003]
• Fish can't swim on land or in a dry toilet.
  Jack Goldman [27 Nov 2003]
• All fish are related. (Caution: DO NOT introduce your fish to "Uncle Jaws".)
  Grand High Llama [3 Jan 2004]
• They say that Tuna are intelligent, but I've pretty much found out that they just sit there in the can until someone eats them.
  scott quick [6 Jan 2004]
• If a fish is blue then it isn't a gold fish.
  i wouldent tell you mobob [12 Jan 2004]
• fish love to play tag
  carissa king [5 Feb 2004]
• our surname is fish, we arent fish. if we were we couldnt type
  Sam n Nicki Fish [11 Mar 2004]
• Fish eat fish food!
  Katie F. [9 Apr 2004]
• If you put a fish in the microwave it doesn't make it a fishstick (or oven)
  Katie F. [9 Apr 2004]
• Fish do not work well as tyres
  mara juana [25 Apr 2004]
• You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
  TIL8472 [18 May 2004]
• If fish had thumbs and big brains, they'd be called humans and we'd be called fish.
  Steve Goldfish [21 Jun 2004]
• Just because fish swim in hteir own waste doesn't mean they would like to take a refreshing dip in your toilet.
  The Walrus The Walrus [26 Jun 2004]
• fish live in water
  cody weaver [28 Sep 2004]
• fish don't play tenis
  cody weaver [29 Sep 2004]
• I read that fish have been around for millions of years. But they really don't look that old.
  Jack Straw [18 Nov 2004]
• Fish will say one thing to your face, then turn around and do the exact opposite.
  Jack Straw [25 Jan 2005]
• Fish will not dispute any of these facts because they prefer to keep a low profile, and they do not have internet access.
  Jack Straw [25 Jan 2005]
• fish look a little bit like vegetables, but they don't have seeds.
  kristen hoey [27 Feb 2005]
• Some people think the French are cruel 'cos they eat Frogs legs, but what about all the people who eat Fish Fingers?
  Cyn Icle [5 Mar 2005]
• Not all fish are named Wanda
  grrr ant [26 May 2005]
• Fish can swim. They tend to do this most of their life.
  Sophie Rikards [15 Jul 2005]
• We eat fish but fish dont eat us!
  Alexandra Edwards [15 Jul 2005]
• Did you know that a fish is actually a small shark with floppy fins and different coloured scales!
  Laura Keith [15 Jul 2005]
• DON'T FEED FISH CHOCOLATE MOOSE.
  david arnold of the grange school a.k.a flip up [31 Jul 2005]
• Fish are never thirsty
  david arnold of the grange school a.k.a flip up [31 Jul 2005]
• Fish dont have lips. Thats why they can't play the trumpet.
  nicole young [11 Feb 2006]
• Always check fish for ninja weapons. If they have none watch out for their kung-fu.
  Green Hood [15 Mar 2006]
• Fish like to wear women's underwear. I know because I found my fish hiding in my underwear drawer. It's plans were thwarted.
  jamie goldman [8 May 2006]
• Fish taste really good.
  david arnold [8 Jan 2007]
• Fish go well when dropped in lemonade. BANG!!!
  Liam Gray [22 Feb 2007]
• A fish thinks therefore it is........ a fish
  Adam Griffiths [10 Apr 2007]
• Fish can't walk, only swim!
  Ima Idieot [16 Apr 2008]
• did you know that fish that live in the dark are less healthy, paler, less active, and less happy than fish who live in well lit places and where they can see
  amanda mueller [30 Apr 2008]