Do It Yourself Ideas

Using a simple hammer and a few nails, and you can DIY Taj Mahal.

Your DIY Ideas

• DIY Survivor - Wait for a time when your mum pisses you off and then kick her the hell out of the house.
  Shannon McErlain [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Degenerative Skin Disease - Every morning scrub your body with hydrochloric acid and you wont have to go to the bother of conracting leprosy from one of those far away colonies
  sexy clown [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Dentistry - for fillings, use the mercury you find in the thermometer you have in your medicine cabinet.
  Shannon McErlain [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Chimney Sweeping - ind yourself a sheep. Then throw it down your chimney.
  Shannon Mcerlain [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Friend - Carry a pocket mirror everywhere you go. When in need of conversation, laugh or general company simply open pocket mirror. Insto friend. Also availble in Own Worst Enemy scenario.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Accupuncture - traighten out a few staples and stick them into the affected area.
  Shannon McErlain [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Hair Cut- - u will save money and be a great source of amasement to your co-workers
  Angela Flanagan [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Dishwasher - Several options available : 1) Get Married (OOooo), 2) Have Children, 3) Run Home To Mummy.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Tickle Me Elmo - Start calling your girlfriend/boyfriend Elmo.
  Andrew B [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Kidney Stone Removal - sneeze in the middle of doing a wee
  Shannon McErlain [6 Jan 2003]
• Make your own DIY Chewing Gum out of blue tack and toothpaste.
  Catherine Sterling [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Brain Surgery - simple. Steal a lab coat and hang out in med school until you're sure of the procedure. Buy a hand mirror, some panadol, a cordless drill and some band aids. Practice on a rockmelon first. No more psychosis!
  Faux Fleur [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Dead Cat - Simply pet cat until placid. then with baby in other hand- mash together like spuds. If that dosn't work throw to neighbours rotweiller
  Shanon Goodbody [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Bird-flavored parfait - Alernate layers of whipped cream and raw chicken...which tastes like bird-flavored jell-o.
  Robepierre Mullet [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Birdwatching - Save hours of sitting around waiting to see which species land on your bird table. Simply mix the bird seed with rat poison and hey presto! - dozens of birds laying around the foot of the table for you to tick off in your book at leisure.
  Zy [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Plumber - Replace own tap washer with 60c washer purchased from hardware store. Charge yourself $120 for the job.
  Andrew B [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Amputations - Walk around Cambodia, Vietnam or some other poor arse nation with land mines scattered to the wind (nb. if you wish to remove your arms just walk around on your hands instead).
  C W Hague [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Haunting - dress up in a sheet and say 'boo' a lot.
  C W Hague [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Website Advertising - http://homepage.mac.com/skorosec
  Russ [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Tax Evasion - Sue yourself, plead guilty on all charges, pay up and declare bankruptcy
  Pod [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Orgasm - f you're reading this, you know how to use the Internet and thus need no further assistance. Grover Montage
• DIY Sitcom - cast stand-up comic whose material is neither original nor offensive, or washed-up film or tv star from the early 90s, watch a dozen episodes of 'Seinfeld', change character names. Sell to major network. Spend money on drugs, hookers, or a couple of dozen Golden Globes. Ross Warneke quite likes it, and recommends taking a look.
  Grover Montage [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY End to a Promising Show Business Career - some time in the next 6 months, suggest in a public forum that the USA is anything other than a benevolent, wise and inspirational home of freedom and liberty and that those who think otherwise are pure evil or mentally ill. (Warning- this really works)
• DIY Plagarism - Post something on the Internet, and then copy it.
  Sparky [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Plagarism - Post something on the Internet, and then copy it.
  Not Sparky [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Racism - Black up one half of your face and hiss "Go home" out the corner of your mouth on the white side.
  Christian Azzola [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Satellite - Paint a dish black,put some foil antennaes on it and duct-tape it to your roof.
  Sara [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Depression For Men - un out of beer.
  Dean Mayer [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Religion - Think of something illegal. eg smoking pot, having multiple wives etc. Make this illigal act a cornerstone tenent of your faith. Charge people a "donation" to become a members so they can practice this illigal act of worship. If you get caught just say God told you to do it (or you can say the Devil made you do it, either is valid).
  Mad Gorgon [6 Jan 2003]
• Do It Yourself PORN - Go out one night pick up a dude/chick bring them back to your place and have a video camera set up in a hidden spot...but able to see most of the bedroom and press record before you start 'gettin it on' and sell it illegally over the internet.
  Kaite F [6 Jan 2003]
• Out of chewing gum? Grab a rubber band and put some toothpaste on it. If you want to blow bubbles, substitute the rubber band with a condom!
  Skweekah [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY Christina Aguilera - Shirt: Tie a belt around your breasts. ...Skirt?: Cut the bottom of a pant leg off of your jeans and pull up around waist. Hair: Place bird's nest upon head.
  Anastasia [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY humiliation - loudly fart while in an enclosed space ie: elevator.
  Buzted [6 Jan 2003]
• DIY contraception for ladies - Don't shave your pits or legs for a few weeks.
  Tracy Cawkwell [3 Feb 2003]
• DIY contaception for men: Be yourselves
  Tracy Cawkwell [3 Feb 2003]
• Do It Yourself Judge - Get married and face cross examination on a daily basis.
  Pegasus All man part horse [5 Mar 2003]
• DIY Stop the War Against Iraq - Take a bat and go hit the stupidest president that ever existed without having the secret service catch you.
  Shaq [31 Mar 2003]
• DIY House Cleaning - Move to another house.
  nanana booboo [13 Apr 2003]
• If you shit yourself involuntarily regularly, then why not do away with clothes altogether and just wear a garbage bag! At the end of the day, all you've got to do it strip off, throw away the soiled garment and grab yourself another! It's just so easy!
  Skweekah [3 Jul 2003]
• DIY WIFE - Steal a mannequin and dress it up 'your way'. Record some TV show with a lot of fighting and nagging on it and transfer this to a cassette tape. Place the mannequin in the kitchen and play the tape everytime you walk by.
  scott quick [27 Jul 2003]
• DIY invisible buddy - Walk up to a 5 year old, and ask them who they're talking to? Grab the invisible dude and run.
  ali punkish [29 Jul 2003]
• DIY TV - Place your younger sibling inside a box and staple the edges. put a hole in the front and watch them.
  bertie beetle [3 Aug 2003]
• DIY "Silver Dollar" - Take metal. Draw head on it. Give to a retarded cashier at Walmart.
  Pat McClit [27 Oct 2003]
• DIY TV - Trap four midgets in a large cardboard box, cut a hole in the side and place in living room.
  cartenz jayem [16 Apr 2004]
• Are you tired of Premature ejaculation when "doing it" with the one that you love? Then why not get a really ugly girlfriend or wife! It cures the problem every time and they're really easy to get too!!!
  Skweekah [11 May 2004]
• DIY American Pride - Stop thinking for yourself and believe eveything the evening news tells you.
  anne arkey [11 May 2004]
• DIY Crowd Control - Tired of those long, unsightly queues and annoying crowds? Simply poo yourself, scream senseless obscenities and flail your arms around violently. Watch those crowds and long queues magically disappear! Works everytime guaranteed.
  Skweekah [25 May 2004]
• DIY Air-conditioning - Grab younger sibiling, hand them a large fanning device, and tell them you'll beat them up if they don't fan you until you're cooled off.
  DARE [5 Jan 2005]
• DIY anthrax - Replace your favourite biological wepon with talcum powder.
  ~DaWgY~ " THAT KID " [3 Mar 2005]
• DIY Speed - Coffee, black, no sugar, hold the water.
  helpme i'm human [24 Apr 2005]
• DIY kettle - Get some aluminum foil and shape roughly into a bowl. Go to the emergency room at the hospital, steal a lab coat, find a patient with a dangerously high fever, place water in bowl, and place bowl on patients head. You should have boiled water in no time.
  Iva Bigbody [18 Jun 2005]
• DIY Candy - Mix sugar with some spit and wrap it in some saran wrap. then sell it to your friends.
  hannah catadina [8 Jul 2005]

What Do You DIY?

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