The Web reflects the great diversity of human interest. Liam Cody looks at highly focussed sexual extremists.
I like life's diversity. I like the fact that not everyone in the world is like me. I love they way some people develop weird sexual perversions. They give me something to laugh at.
The Search for Kink
Occasionally, I go searching for whacky word combinations at AltaVista. It's amazing what you'll find. There are web sites for people into redheads. People who like blondes. Brunettes.
I'm into girls with red hair as much as the next guy. But there are sites for people into the concept a whole lot more than the next guy. People for whom red hair is an obsession. For whom red hair is the most important thing. People whose passions are aroused by the very thought of red hair. They've got a red hair fetish.
It doesn't have to be hair. It can be anything. Now, I'm not going to list all the weird sexual fetishes you can find on the Net. It's not that I don't want to, it's because I can't. Just when you think you've heard them all, another one comes out of the woodwork. (That's people with a carpentry fetish).
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (and other bits)
My favourite is the smoking fetish. These are people who like to look at women smoking cigarettes. Now, that's an easy fetish to satisfy. Head on down to any pub on a Saturday night, and there are hundreds of women all lighting up. But that isn't enough. Oh no. Smoking fetishists want to download photos of women smoking. Naked or fully clothed, it's the ciggie that matters.
And there are smoking fetish videos. A whole hour of a woman smoking a pack of Marlboro 20's. Or, the double length feature where she attacks a pack of Holiday 50's. That would have to be an expensive video to make. I mean, the cancer sticks are going to set you back almost $8 for starters.
I ask myself "How does that happen?" How do you get to the point where you say "Gee Enid, this sex is nice, but, would you mind lighting up before, instead of after?"
Other Great Obsessions
There are other great fetishes, too. Foot fetishes. Buy videos of women wearing open toed sandals. Finger nail fetishes - the longer the better. I even heard of one bloke who used to go to raves in a wet suit, lie in the men's urinals and let everyone piss on him all night. The wet suit's obviously for protection, and maybe it's not as bad as it sounds, but what was going through his mind when he decided to do it the first time.
Some of the fetishes have special code names. If you're particularly aroused by amputees, you're a hobbyist. What's weird is that there are enough people for whom a missing leg is a turn on that they need a special name. And what's weirder is that since they like girls on crutches, the special name isn't hobble-ist.
If you live in a 24 hour a day, 7 day a week dominant/submissive relationship, then the special name is a '24/7 DS'. Many men also call it 'marriage'.
Liam Cody
