What Happens In The CSI Ad Breaks?

What You Think Happens In The Ad Breaks

• Lure homeless people into a cage and then charge for people to taze them. Sizzling hobos are always fun, and the money could go to charity.
  Kegs Richardson [6 Apr 2004]
• They plan on new ways of serving up the same crap every week
  Kegs Richardson [6 Apr 2004]
• The men secretly try on women's clothes and makeup in the costume department
  Kegs Richardson [6 Apr 2004]
• Go to University and study forensics, Entymology, History, Philosophy, Biology, Physics, Hairdressing and Necromancy so they can try to figure out what the hell their script means
  Switch Laffalot [8 Apr 2004]
• Get naked and dust each other for prints.
  brian vo [8 Apr 2004]
• Smoke a bong.
  Silent Dan [12 Apr 2004]
• They have handstand competitions.
  Joy [13 Apr 2004]
• Watch CSI on TV, and laugh at people whenever they make fools of themselves - before realising that the people they are laughing at are themselves.
  cop cop [15 Apr 2004]
• Search children at the local park for weapons of mass destruction.
  cop cop [15 Apr 2004]
• Search the children for weapons of mass destruction, but only find odd pills and syringes.
  cop cop [15 Apr 2004]
• Let the children keep the pills and syringes. Since they're not on duty it's none of their business.
  cop cop [15 Apr 2004]
• Get arrested by real cops.
  CozB [16 Apr 2004]
• Hit on the cameraman
  Billy Bob [16 Apr 2004]
• Watch soap operas, so they can improve their acting skills by copying the big stars.
  Switch Laffalot [18 Apr 2004]
• They smoke all the dope that they confiscated from drgu dealers.
  eli philips [21 Apr 2004]
• Use the john, and sing "When your sitting on the jon and you reach for toilet paper, be a man, use the victim's chopped off hand!"
  Retarded Super Retarded [23 Apr 2004]
• They look at their wallets and laugh at the amount of money in them. Then say "Hey! We get paied for this crap."
  marc dennis [2 May 2004]
• The black coroner talks lovingly to the carrot-top, mistaking him for a dead guy
  dingo tookmybybee [10 May 2004]
• put smarties tubes on the legs of cats to make them walk like robots
  hollywood zzordborg [30 May 2004]
• Get bribed by the real murderers to come up with half-assed ways to pin it on innocent bystanders.
  Dijon [1 Jun 2004]
• Try to arrest Freddy, Jason and Michael on over 100 counts of "Mass Murder".
  Amanda Aguiar [5 Jun 2004]
• Take the eye out the dead guy and play ping pong with it. The loser has to eat it.
  brogan walsh [19 Jun 2004]
• Challenge the cast of Law & Order SVU, on vacation in Vegas, to a game of strip poker.
  Canton D [28 Jun 2004]
• Watch Law and Order.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [24 Jul 2004]
• Watch The Bill, to see how things work on the other side of the Atlantic.
  Mazz 0626 [6 Aug 2004]
• It is obvious. They go underground skydiving of course.
  Marion H [17 Aug 2004]
• They all watch Grissom to see if his funny walk is real or just an act.
  paul d [18 Aug 2004]
• The cast use some of the dna equipment in the lab to see if they are related.
  paul d [18 Aug 2004]
• They sit down and smoke what they siezed.
  Brendan G [19 Aug 2004]
• They sit on the floor cross legged and try to come up with other words that match the abbrev. CSI such as Cat Swinging Insurgent, or Come Swill Iguana, etc
  womanly panther [2 Nov 2004]
• they sumo wrestle in a kiddy pool full of donut glaze
  Haley monkey_spit [3 Jan 2005]
• See which one of them can pee furthest up the wall.
  night bringer [29 Jan 2005]
• Amateur ventriloquism with the cadavers
  done over [26 Mar 2005]
• Make a quick buck peddling to black market necrophiliacs.
  Warren Schnur-Holmes [23 Apr 2005]
• Discuss their high ratings with their producers, then wonder how the hell people watch this crap.
  The Man The Man [25 Apr 2005]
• They rat through their music files for EVEN MORE supposedly "cool" music to play for every time they act out a mock-up of a scientific procedure. Gaaaa.
  mantlebrott bits [20 May 2005]
• They turn the bloody channel over like everone else, doh!
  Spankin Swingnuts [8 Jun 2005]
• Who cares what those mongrels are doing. The new wide screen TV I bought is so realistic I have to clean up piles of brain fragments splattered on my lounge room floor and pick the shells out of the bloody walls every damn ad break.
  manttelbrott set [29 Oct 2005]
• They stand in front of mirrors practising their best tough-guy looks.
  Rush^ [13 Nov 2005]

What Do You Think Happens In The Ad Breaks

CSI, like most othe rcop realistic cop shows has to cover the ad breaks. What do you think happen ins the breaks? Let us know, and we'll publish the funniest answers.