Countries the US will add to the Axis of Evil

George W Bush and his advisers spin the wheel to decide who'll be the next country to attack. Chris has his money on Hawaii, because when he went for a holiday he couldn't get a lei.

Who you think is evil

• Northern Ireland - Because the first three letters of Iran and Iraq are IRA. Whooo. Spooky.
  Brian Vo [24 Apr 2003]
• Mexico - Tacos have been proven to explode in people's stomachs, and therefore they are considered to be massive destruction weapons. Osama Bin Laden might be hiding there too.
  Shaq [24 Apr 2003]
• Iraq - USA might just not get enough. Also Saddam Hussein might be hiding there.
  Shaq [24 Apr 2003]
• China - There are just too many chinese, Bush can wipe out millions of them and they wouldn't even be missed. It would be like a sport for him. Also, Osama Bin Laden could be hiding there.
  Juan Ra [24 Apr 2003]
• Venezuela - Any dicator is always a good target! Moreover, they have even more oil to steal!
  Juan Ra [24 Apr 2003]
• New Zealand and Hawaii - When he finds out that most of the actors from Australia that keep stealing oscars weren't born in Australia!
  Andrew Brisbane [24 Apr 2003]
• Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft - - That Harry Potter kid looks like he could be a real threat when he gets older.
  Andrew Brisbane [24 Apr 2003]
• Neverland - Someone has to control those crazy happy flying kids...they're an invading army just waiting to happen.
  Andrew Brisbane [24 Apr 2003]
• Tasmania - I know its only a state but why not...they're just strange people!
  Andrew Brisbane [24 Apr 2003]
• Monaco - It's small (only 2 sq km) and would make a great 'weekender'.
  Andrew Brisbane [24 Apr 2003]
• Canada - Listen folks, We are eventually going to run out of places to conquer so we might as well take these guys by suprise...We will sneak attack while the entire country is at a hockey game.
  Neil Hiatt [24 Apr 2003]
• Luxembourg - A country with a name this long has to be hiding something.
  Daniel Kahn [24 Apr 2003]
• Bassas da India - A French colony with 'ass' in their name. Dubbya knows something is up here that must be stopped.
  Daniel Kahn [24 Apr 2003]
• British Indian Ocean Territory - First three initials form 'BIO' which obviously means they are manufacturing biological weaponry.
  Daniel Kahn [24 Apr 2003]
• Dominican Republic - George W. Bush went to primary school with a boy called Dom who wasn't very nice.
  Daniel Kahn [24 Apr 2003]
• Suriname - If you can't spell "s;surname" you shouldn't really be a country, should you?
  Daniel Kahn [24 Apr 2003]
• South Sandwich Islands - Mmm ... sandwiches.
  Daniel Kahn [24 Apr 2003]
• Glorioso Islands - Sounds too happy. French.
  Daniel Kahn [24 Apr 2003]
• China - Because they FUND North Korea's military budget. (Oh, wait that's not funny, they really do).
  Yanipoo [25 Apr 2003]
• Australia - They didn't seem to have any causalties in this war; they must've been helping Sadam.
  London Yanipoo [25 Apr 2003]
• Galapagos Islands Coz Bush hates the environment. - Where else can he make a better statemen about how little it counts but at the home of the germination of the environmental movement?
  London Yanipoo [25 Apr 2003]
• California (making San Francisco its Baghdad), New York, Oregon, and other liberal Lefty cities in the US. - They weren't in the Coalition of the Willing either, and they don't start dancing on the streets whenever Bush goes there.
  London Yanipoo [25 Apr 2003]
• Wales - Because, like the Iraqi country folk, they commune with sheep AND spit when they talk. Therefore they must be terrorists. Besides, they fight the Blairist wing of the USA by trying to retain a national identity (also Osama could be there staying with his aunt Gwyneth Byn Lladen, in Llandudno).
  Louee Lou [25 Apr 2003]
• New Zealand - Because they hide their intent to overrun other countries (ie Australia) by whingeing about how good it is at home! Who cares if Osama Bin Laden is hiding there. Nuke 'em!
  Pete [25 Apr 2003]
• Mars - It's hot, it's sandy. The sand is red, maybe because of the blood shed by all the oppressed people who live there.
  HpN [25 Apr 2003]
• Iran - Spelling mistake!
  HpN [25 Apr 2003]
• Chris - Because of that shirt! It makes him look like Bert... and Evil Bert is friends with Osama. So Chris must be hiding Osama in his shirt!
  HpN [25 Apr 2003]
• England - Because, in the words of George W. Bush, "Them peoples can't keep teasing on me for my englishizing, if I destroy the place where English gets talked the mostest."
  Brian Vo [25 Apr 2003]
• USA - Osama Bin Laden could be hiding there...well, they don't want to take any chances.
  CozB [25 Apr 2003]
• Condom in France - Because they're obviously protecting someone
  Dog Legge [25 Apr 2003]
• The Moon - Because we must destroy their cheese stash. It could be used to manufacture biological weapons. Who's to say Osama Bin Laden is not hiding there. It's a threat to us all!
  Andrea G. [25 Apr 2003]
• Cuba - There are still unresolved issues with this island dating back from the cold war. Anyways, their dictator is old, and senile, and he's not gonna live a lot more years. There's no use having him around any longer.
  Lost Soul [25 Apr 2003]
• El Salvador - The US doesnt really care about a country this small, so why have it around?
  Lost Soul [25 Apr 2003]
• Turkey - Why have both a country and an animal with the same name?
  Lost Soul [25 Apr 2003]
• Japan - Sony are planning to make little Saddam Furbies
  ChatRat [25 Apr 2003]
• Paris - Because Bush is so stupid he'd think Paris is a country
  Lost Soul [25 Apr 2003]
• Alabama - Who'd miss it?
  ChatRat [25 Apr 2003]
• Fiji - For all those cheap shitty fake watches they sell in street markets.
  ChatRat [25 Apr 2003]
• Baltimore - t really needs bombing. The rats are the size of cats; what population that does live there looks like the shallow end of the gene pool unshowered.
  Putz McSchmuck [25 Apr 2003]
• France: Tell the CIA the Eiffel Tower is being prepared as a launch platform for a missile targetting Washington. The US airforce will bomb and true to form, they'll probably take out Belgium as well. Europe very happy and will become truly united.
  Nigel Richards [25 Apr 2003]
• Libya - They don't seem to be doing anything! Bomb them just in case.
  Nigel Richards [25 Apr 2003]
• Michael Jackson's Neverland - He's always invading things, obscenely high priced stores, supermarkets, our ears, kiddies. This monster has to be stopped. Also he does seem to look like a BIO experiment gone wrong
  Bonesy - Victoria [25 Apr 2003]
• Greenland - Because if it's green, it must be infected with biological weapons!
  Juan Ra [26 Apr 2003]
• Costa Rica - Jurassic Park is there. They're breading a whole army of dinosaurs!
  Zeus [26 Apr 2003]
• South Africa - The US has already went after Iraq's black gold. Now it's time for the US to go and get themselves some REAL gold.
  Lost Soul [26 Apr 2003]
• Hong Kong - It's not really a country, but it was once Britain's, now its China's. The Hongkonese won't notice the change anyways.
  Plus, if the US conquers Hong Kong, they can ship all the captured terrorists there, kill them, and blame it on SARS.
  Lost Soul [26 Apr 2003]
• Jupiter - They must be there. The planet's full of Toxic Gasses. Bio weapons, for sure, mm hmm.
  CozB [27 Apr 2003]
• Big Brother House - Too much watching brings mass destruction of brain cells, and with all the cameras, it will be an easy target.
  Ben Kelley [29 Apr 2003]
• Greece - George Bush's nine year old distant relative from his mother's side didn't like "My Big Fat Greek Wedding".
  Boo! [30 Apr 2003]
• Ethiopia - George Bush can get his own "real life" collection of stickmen. Animated versions getting abit boring.
  Pegasus All man part horse [30 Apr 2003]
• 7-11 - Osama bin Laden could be hiding in any of them.
  Mike Williams [30 Apr 2003]
• Heaven - Have you ever heard a Christian talk? ... and Osama Bin Laden could be hiding there.
  Adam B [1 May 2003]
• Berkeley, California, USA - Remember the 60's, FREE LOVE, FREE SPEECH, FREE THOUGHT, FREE FREE FREE! How in the heck will the neocons make ANY money if this FREE things starts up again. Sheesh.
  Paul Lapato [1 May 2003]
• Nigeria - Because selections are done days before elections; the local press and media are agents of deceit and lies; corruption is the order of the day; and who knows... Osama bin Laden and Saddam could be camping there.
  Anselm Ogbujieze [2 May 2003]
• Alaska - Because Bush is too stupid to realize its a part of the US.
  Laura E [2 May 2003]
• Big Brother House again - Because destroying that shit-house just once isn't enough. Thank you Ben Kelly for reminding me that Big Brother House must be destroyed!
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [3 May 2003]
• A Dixie Chicks Concert - They are axettes of Evil.
  McNear [3 May 2003]
• China - Because there are so many of them, and they all fight kung fu. If they decide to use their 'death tecnique' on the rest of the world, they could easily take over the planet! Bomb them!
  Platon Brasil [4 May 2003]
• New Zealand - Because when Bush visited he asked a girl the time. She said "six". Bush said "yes please" and to cut a long story short bush's face has never been the same (no one could be born that ugly).
  Dog Legge [4 May 2003]
• Japan - Because subliminal terrorist messages are hidden in karaoke tunes
  cecily [5 May 2003]
• Iraq - Because the US needs a training target to test their bombs and they are just used to it now.
  Platon Brasil [6 May 2003]
• The Playboy Mansion - I just want some hot stuff in the news. Besides no matter who you are, that's the sweetest place to hide.
  Zeus [7 May 2003]
• France - Just for the heck of it! Besides they might miss and "accidentally" hit germany
  Zeus [7 May 2003]
• Papua New Guinea - Have they actually ever been in a war? Nope, didn't think so. Too quiet for my likes, AND Osama could be vacationing there.
  steph [8 May 2003]
• Mars - The red planet! Full of communists!
  Robespierre Mullet Mr [11 May 2003]
• The Pretzel Companies of the World NEED to be Bush-whacked for the safety of everyone. When someone eats a pretzel they have a one in four chance of choking. Just look at what they did to Dubbya a while ago. Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein have paid the pretzel companies to produce these weapons of mass destruction to millions of people the world over.
  Maddy Loon [14 May 2003]
• Galapagos Islands - Those blue footed boobys (birds found in the Galapagos Islands) have to be up to something... what kind of bird has BLUE FEET?
  Veronica Murtagh [19 May 2003]
• Liberia - It sounds a bit like lysteria, it reads a bit like liberation, plus it might have weapons of bus construction.
  Tris Brisbane [19 May 2003]
• Alabama - It's not a country, but Osama Bin Laden could be hiding there. If he's not, at least we'll be doing our part to clean up the gene pool.
  Faux [24 May 2003]
• The Netherworld - Once we know Bin Laden is dead, why not do it again, just for the fun of it?
  Faux [24 May 2003]
• The Whales - They're big enough to conceal any number of terrorists.
  Riley Quinn [25 May 2003]
• Mexico - Their food is a form a terrorism.
  Terri Sutton [25 May 2003]
• United States of America - They could use some democracy
  Jason Hall [26 May 2003]
• Australia - Because they play cricket... and we dont get it.
  Godfrey Olookaduck [27 May 2003]
• Australia - Because, Danni Minouge is famous... and we dont know why.
  Godfrey Olookaduck [27 May 2003]
• Australia - Because they understand British humour... and we dont get it.
  Godfrey Olookaduck [27 May 2003]
• Texas - They produced George Dubya. THEY MUST BE STOPPED!
  Switch Laffalott [13 Jun 2003]
• Pokemon World - They have no right to live anyway, stupid cute anime fad.
  Switch Laffalott [13 Jun 2003]
• Because there are no virgins on that island.
  annonymous annonymous [14 Jun 2003]
• Germany - They already started two world wars. It's called pre-emptive, people
  Switch Laffalot [15 Jun 2003]
• Germany - Lets look at it logically: Iraq once had weapons; they must still have them. Germany once had Nazis...
  Alex Doyle [19 Jun 2003]
• Zimbabwe - They have no petrol - oil prices are high. The perfect place for Bush to offload some of his newly aquired oil reserves.
  James Brown [20 Jun 2003]
• Narnia- It has creepy goat people
  Diana Harper [23 Jun 2003]
• Switzerland - If you're not with the USA, you're against it. Enough of this neutral crap.
  Hannah The boss [16 Jul 2003]
• Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Because Professor Dumbledore has a beard very similar to Osama's.
  Lily Mortensen [20 Jul 2003]
• The Sun - Known to possess vast quantities of hydrogen gas which it is believed to have been working on fusing for some extended period of time, resulting in a dangerous nuclear process. George Bush adds that all US citizens vacationing in the vicinity should return home immediately.
  N. Thompson [17 Aug 2003]
• Turkey - They can then claim the missiles which missed Iraq were a pre-emptive strike.
  S Wright [21 Aug 2003]
• France - Because it's funny to watch the French scream like girls while waving white fags (flags, sorry!)
  Stuart Hetsler [6 Sep 2003]
• Narnia - In case bin Laden is hiding in the warderobe.
  Farble the cat [20 Sep 2003]
• Turkmenistan - Nobody's ever heard of it so who cares? Plus they might be in secret alliance with Turkey to make an army of turkeys! Turkey farts are a bio weapon for sure.
  Andy Jacob [22 Sep 2003]
• Disneyland - Because Mickey Mouse is so fucking annoying.
  Robbie Bobbie [23 Sep 2003]
• Liberal Dummycrats - They've been attacking this country since the beginning.
  Gee- Man [5 Oct 2003]
• Africa - It's not a country, but Bush is too dumb to tell the difference.
  Robbie Bobbie [10 Oct 2003]
• Britian - Three words: tea and crumpets
  monkeyman flingpoo [16 Oct 2003]
• Country Music - Not a country, but because the U.S. has so much technology but still hasn't located Osamma or Saddam: "We have to think OUTSIDE the box!" Bomb Nashville.
  scott quick [16 Oct 2003]
• The Sun - Has been proven to have nuclear fission.
  Robbie Bobbie [17 Oct 2003]
• The USA - Osama bin Laden could be hiding there.
  Robbie Bobbie [20 Oct 2003]
• The Ocean - Fish have been poisoning people with the mercury they eat.
  someone Agentguy [9 Dec 2003]
• Iraq, again - Because Saddam was hiding there.
  scott quick [21 Dec 2003]
• Antarctica - Proved to house ozone layer
  Professor Lunatic [30 Dec 2003]
• Everywhere - It saves time. If we're going to get every nation to declare war on us, tell them all at once.
  Schleroquial Pool [12 Jan 2004]
• Scotland - They must be hiding something up their skirts
  Yahuboo [19 Jan 2004]
• Kellogs Cornflake factories - Bush finds their jigsaw puzzles of the rooster to be too hard to complete.
  depl0rable [18 Feb 2004]
• Pitcairn Island - Because they are still harbouring the descendants of the mutineers on the Bounty
  cyn icle [14 Mar 2004]
• Please attack Poland!!! Why? Becouse goverment of Leszek Miller has a smaller support than Saddam in Iraq. And, we have Weapon of Mass Stupidity.
  Witold Wysmulek [18 Mar 2004]
• Florida - Too many old fogeys
  will johnson [24 Apr 2004]
• The Bermuda Triangle - Because so people go missing there, Osama Bin Laden could be hiding in it.
  danny kelly [29 Apr 2004]
• vina danks middle schoool because if you change letters and add a: b, a, n and add could be hiding there and take out vi dks dl cho and mix up the letters it would spell Osama Bin Laden could be hiding here and thats good enough for bush plus i just do not want to go to school.
  gregory shiteatingdonkey [10 May 2004]
• Any country unwilling to voluntarily join the coalition of the willing, when requested, before everyone else does.
  roarty girl - sydney [20 May 2004]
• The White House - George Bush is really stupid, so why not have him bomb himself on national TV? Plus, we wouldn't have to learn about it in school anymore if it was a nuclear waisteland.
  Some Bozo [26 May 2004]
• Radio Shack - I bought my remote from that place, and we cannot find it either.
  Fahrenheit 451 [15 Jul 2004]
• Bomb any twat sad enough to waste time posting comments on web sites like this.......Oh bollocks!
  Owen Lee Joe King [26 Sep 2004]
• Egypt - Because tjose pyramids look real big, ya know? They could have piles of commies, just waiting until we think we're safe from them. Also, Osama bin Laden might have booked a sarcophagus there.
  Yen Buddhist [7 Nov 2004]
• Columbia - George W Bush misses the taste of coke...
  Billy Bob Jimmyjoe [21 Jan 2005]
• Edmonton - Their hockey team is called "Oilers" and, have the biggest shopping mall in the world (a great place to hide Osama).
  Jabba the Slut [24 Jan 2005]
• Italy - They picked the wrong side in the last few wars; it's pretty much a given now.
  bob marley [5 Feb 2005]
• Israel - Given his long beard, Osama Bin Laden could be disguised as a rabbi and hiding there. Israel also posesses WMD's so you never know.
  2i22i [23 Feb 2005]
• Cheko.... chekoslov......... checoslov.... Poland! - 'cos I can spell it!
  Cyn Icle [5 Mar 2005]
• Romania - Osama could be a vampire
  Sir NagAlot [23 Mar 2005]
• Indonesia - They've been having so many natural disasters, why not add to the trouble and give them a buttload of nuclear bombs? Furthermore, Mother Nature is killing more people than the U.S. at the moment and Bush is getting rather jealous.
  Padfoot Snuffles [30 Mar 2005]
• America - Proven to have WMD's.
  Anonymous Dude [13 Jun 2005]
• DR Congo - It has confused idiots the world over into thinking that it really is a doctor.
  Anonymous Dude [13 Jun 2005]
• Florida - They can't count.
  Anonymous Dude [13 Jun 2005]
• America - The American army is responsible for more deaths of American soldiers than any other army in the world and they must be stopped!
  Anonymous Dude [18 Jul 2005]
• Tatooine - Because Anakin Skywalker was born there, the tuscan raiders killed his mom which created his rage and fear which led him to become Darth Vader. Hey if it happened once, it could happen again!
  dante sir dante [18 Jul 2005]
• Greece - They invented homosexuality and we all now how Bush LOVES them folks.
  Popo Mio [2 Aug 2005]
• The Moon - George Bush: "Hey Condi, I say that moon sure is a tasty little cuss, changing day to night and night to day its just not American! It's... got to go.
  Spectero Franchetti [20 Dec 2006]
• Mongolia - They conquered the world once, they can do it again.
  Eric Timbro [18 Apr 2007]
• India. Because they are stealing the white collar jobs.
  sniz biz [30 Jan 2008]
• India. Because there is too much "monkey" business.
  sniz biz [30 Jan 2008]
• Western Samoa- why not, its a small defenseless island in the middle of an ocean. And who knows, Bin Laden may have some friends there!
  David Jegede-Brimson [6 Jun 2008]

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