Coffee Is Better Than Sex

No one ever complains that your coffee equipment is too big.

Your Reasons

• You don't get in trouble for asking your secretary for a cup of coffee.
  docdude316 [6 Jan 2003]
• If your girlfirend refuses to get you a cup of coffee you can get some for yourself. If your girlfriend refuses sex there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
  docdude316 [6 Jan 2003]
• If coffee is hot, it burns your throat. If sex burns your throat, you have a problem.
  Harry N. Payme [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee doesnt care how many other cups you have had before.
  Scottie Musgrove [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee comes in different flavours!
  meru [6 Jan 2003]
• You won't feel wierd if you have coffee with a man.
  Andrew Vuono [6 Jan 2003]
• A cup of coffee dosn't get mad if you drink from another cup.
  Powerpunka [6 Jan 2003]
• White coffee is better than black coffee.
  Powerpunka [6 Jan 2003]
• You can eat sammiches or other delightful treats while you have your coffee. but you can not do such luxeries while having sex.
  Barrett Cool [6 Jan 2003]
• You dont get sneered at for being addicted to caffeine.
  Ironic Joy (I'm depressed) [6 Jan 2003]
• With 99 cents you can have a never ending pot of coffee; with sex how much can you get with 99 cents?
  Jeska [6 Jan 2003]
• If you're addicted to coffee you dont have to see a doctor; if you're addicted to sex you do.
  richie [6 Jan 2003]
• If you have had enough coffee you can always re-heat it. You cant walk away from the middle of sex and come back to it later to "re-heat" it.
  alex [6 Jan 2003]
• In the morning, if you are in the mood for a black coffe or one with extra cream and sugar you'll drink it and no one will suspect anything... coffee will always suit your preferences.
  olivia panciu [6 Jan 2003]
• You can light up a cigarette halfway through a coffee
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• The checkout chicks at the supermarket never give you 'that look' when your buying coffee.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• You can make a coffee for your co-worker without fear of charges being layed.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• The whole neighbourhood can have coffee together without getting called a sick cult.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• When your done, it takes less than a minute to make another coffee no matter what mood your in.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee never seems to have a headache.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• You can have 3 coffees in a row without getting tired!
  Dan & Jax [6 Jan 2003]
• You don't get in trouble for having cold coffee.
  Dean [6 Jan 2003]
• A coffee will never leave you for a better drinker.
  Qwerty [6 Jan 2003]
• You don't need to wear something when you drink cofee and cofee doesn't need to have some pills before drinked....
  Inervin [6 Jan 2003]
• Your usual instant capuccino won't feel hurt when you go out and order a hot Guatemalan coffee instead.
  delusionsofgrandeur [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee will never come home at 1 a.m. and say they had a late night at the office
  Tein* [6 Jan 2003]
• You can always have cofee. you can't always have sex.
  zaza sprinkles [6 Jan 2003]
• Your coffee doesn't whine on about needing a cuddle after you've drank it.
  Gordy Clarke [6 Jan 2003]
• Nobody thinks you're pervert, if you have cofee 3 times with different people during one afternoon. What's more - you could have your coffee with several people of both sexes at the same time ... and it's quite ok.
  Dom [6 Jan 2003]
• You can have coffee in front of heaps of people and not get stared at.
  Trish [6 Jan 2003]
• If you watch someone else having coffee you don't get called a voyeur.
  Trish [6 Jan 2003]
• You can have a coffee in the workplace without having to wait until everyone else has gone home.
  Dave Cody [6 Jan 2003]
• You can have three coffees in a row without getting tired!
  Dan & Jax [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee can be tasted the whole night, sex only few seconds. Alex Phung [A few seconds!? Not a great ad for yourself there Alex. - Liam]
• Coffee never gets sleepy suzan syndrome and falls asleep half way through a cup.
  Al Coholic [6 Jan 2003]
• You don't have to wait until your birthday for a coffee.
  Wiz Adelaide [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee never lies to you. It never tells you it loves you and will never leave you and then go off with some stupid, illiterate, ugly bimbo AND it's supposed to be BITTER!
  Mel Ward [6 Jan 2003]
• No one ever threw their back out while drinking coffee.
  Johnny Casino [6 Jan 2003]
• If your coffee is bad you can just tip it down the sink! It's hard to fit your partner down the plug hole.
  Av Brizvegas [6 Jan 2003]
• You cant get pregnant drinking coffee.
  hmmmm [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee doesn't care if was as good for you as what it was for it!
  Some Bozo [6 Jan 2003]
• With coffee you can have you can have it all day long without getting tired.
  leroy [6 Jan 2003]
• Plunger coffee is an easy everyday pleasure. Plunger sex involves a bungee rope and immense amounts of trust.
  brian vo [6 Jan 2003]
• Grinding your coffee beans in a blender doesn't hurt.
  Hugh Jarse [6 Jan 2003]
• You're never discourged from tryin' every different flavor you see
  william long [6 Jan 2003]
• The more coffee you get, the better you feel. The more sex you get, the more tired you feel.
  Aeonstrife [6 Jan 2003]
• You can reheat coffee anytime you like, but with girls
  ... let's just say I learnt that the hard way. R.R. Daniel Kahn [6 Jan 2003]
• You don't get arrested for enjoying coffee by yourself in a public place.
  Kat Mandu [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee doesn't insist on you buying clothes for it after.
  Ed Mack [6 Jan 2003]
• They sometimes have free samples of coffee in the supermarket.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• When referring to the coffee type, you can ask your girlfriend to get a Brazilian for you and she'll won't have an issue with it.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee doesn't cost you $2.50 a minute (higher from mobiles and public phones) to drink while on a call.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• If your coffee cup breaks whilst drinking your only up for a one of cost of a new pants as compared to the ongoing cost of lots of nappies.
  Andrew Brisbane [6 Jan 2003]
• The kettle takes only a few minutes to boil, every time.
  Adam [6 Jan 2003]
• You can abstain from coffee your whole life, and still have children.
  mad gorgon [6 Jan 2003]
• A long strong black coffee is fat free. Good sex requires some sort of fat.
  Terri Gold Coast [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee starts off hot and wet.
  Greig Darby [6 Jan 2003]
• You can't get an STD from coffee.
  Tim and Leslie [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee can't give you herpes.
  Steven Rothenburger [6 Jan 2003]
• I won't get fired for typing coffee into a search engine at work.
  Andy [6 Jan 2003]
• £1 for a jar of coffee = 40 cups of coffee. £40 = 1 hooker.
  Andy [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee can have a browny-white foamy substance on top and is still considered drinkable.....lets just leave it at that.
  Kaite [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee doesn't make you gag when you swallow it.
  Avoriaz [6 Jan 2003]
• You can run down to the lobby of your office building anytime and have it right there in front of the elevators!
  Murphy [6 Jan 2003]
• Impotent sex is bad but impotent coffee is simply decaf.
  Elizabeth Keppler [6 Jan 2003]
• It's really easy to drink coffee standing up.
  NeonButterfly_Cyanide [6 Jan 2003]
• If the coffee is bad, you don't have to lie, you can just throw it out.
  Beck [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee doesn't kick you out at 4:30 AM because "They've got a meeting at 6"
  Sayr [6 Jan 2003]
• If you forget about a cup of coffee you can reheat it in the microwave, women dont even fit.
  will.i.am [6 Jan 2003]
• After you are finished coffee never asks "What are you thinking?"
  Neil Hiatt [6 Jan 2003]
• You dont have to be over 18 to go to coffee sites.
  Mr. Monkey [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee is NOT into S&M
  DIS ILLUSIONED [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee isn't selfish; it will always leave you satisfied.
  That Person [6 Jan 2003]
• If you pour sugar on your partner, they are not likely to become sweeter.
  Jaymie [6 Jan 2003]
• Pressurised coffee tastes better.
  yanipoo [6 Jan 2003]
• There are no dilemas with coffee, always swallow.
  Jo [6 Jan 2003]
• Coffee will not make you marry it before sipping.
  Rhythmandbluesix [27 Jan 2003]
• Coffee comes without much effort
  Rhythmandbluesix [27 Jan 2003]
• You never have to get coffee "in the mood" to have a cup
  Rhythmandbluesix [27 Jan 2003]
• The only baggage coffee comes with is the wrapper is came in.
  Rhythmandbluesix [27 Jan 2003]
• You can take coffee again in the morning and still respect it.
  telstrabrand [27 Jan 2003]
• You don't have to talk to coffee. If you *do* talk to coffee, you have some problems.
  Mi_T_Fine [28 Jan 2003]
• You don't feel the inquiry to lie about coffee: You drank coffee with your girlfriend last night. You'll be able to say to your friends at work "I had coffe with my girlfriend last night." With sex on the other hand, you always seem to want to lie about, and say some bull shit about about how you slept with your girlfriend last night. We all know that wasn't sleeping!
  Ryan D. Ferguson [28 Jan 2003]
• if you fall asleep during a coffee session all is forgiven
  katie squires [28 Jan 2003]
• When the coffee's bad you can throw it ou and get another one, for sex it isin't that easy.
  Matt [28 Jan 2003]
• Coffee is forgivable. If coffee decides to try and kill by, for example, going down the wrong passageway and into your lungs, or by burning you, you can still forgive it. Pretty quickly, too. You may want some more coffee instantly. However, if a sexual partner decides to do anything possible to kill you during sex, you probably won't forgive the person. You probably won't want to have sex with that person soon, either.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [28 Jan 2003]
• You don't have people prying for details after they find out you had a cup of coffee last night.
  Tanya H [29 Jan 2003]
• coffee is easy to swallow
  Tracy Cawkwell [3 Feb 2003]
• 1)You can have a cup of coffee on your own without going blind.
  2)Drink and take as much time as you like.
  3)You can have a nice cup of coffee with your nan and enjoy it quite a lot.
  4)Coffee is available for everyone, at anytime at any age.
  5)You don't have to have a shower after having coffee.
  Matt Zamani [4 Feb 2003]
• Coffee doesn't have a constant need to scratch his private parts.
  Prom Queen [5 Feb 2003]
• You can fantasize about famous coffees and not feel like an idiot.
  Prom Queen [5 Feb 2003]
• Coffee will never play a cheesy romantic cd that you hate before you drink it.
  Prom Queen [5 Feb 2003]
• You can have coffee in chains like Starbucks and feel reasonable safe about it. Sex in chains is a little bit scarier.
  Prom Queen [5 Feb 2003]
• You don't have to worry if your parents sleeping in the room nextdoor will hear you sipping your coffee.
  Prom Queen [5 Feb 2003]
• Nobody ever questions you about the gender of the coffee you're drinking.
  Prom Queen [5 Feb 2003]
• You can drink coffee while you're on the phone with your elderly mother and she will never notice.
  Prom Queen [5 Feb 2003]
• You may want to spice up your coffee and add more flavor. (nutmeg, chocolate, cinnamon,...)
  Mmmm [23 Feb 2003]
• You and your partner can have multiple cups of coffee together.
  Mmmm [23 Feb 2003]
• If you don't have a partner, you still have something to look forward to in the morning that will keep you going through the day.
  Mmmm [23 Feb 2003]
• Coffee doesn't leave severe friction burns on your genitals, and if it does, you should be going to therapy to fix this sick obsession.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [27 Feb 2003]
• You can get a coffee from a vending machine. Never heard of a sex vending machine.
  Pegasus All man part horse [3 Mar 2003]
• Having coffee with an 90 year old person is not disgusting.
  Platon Brasil [3 Mar 2003]
• Coffee doesn't yell like a freakin' pig if you stick a spoon in it.
  Platon Brasil [3 Mar 2003]
• You don't have to explain to your son where babies come from if he see you drinking coffee with his mommy.
  Platon Brasil [3 Mar 2003]
• It's alright to offer a cup of coffee to a nun.
  Platon Brasil [3 Mar 2003]
• You can have a frothy head with coffee without needing a penicillin shot.
  Marshall C [5 Mar 2003]
• Coffee does not give you any attitude and goes down easily.
  Pegasus All man part horse [6 Mar 2003]
• Coffee doesnt mind if you stop drinking it halfway thru to watch the footy match on t.v
  Crimzontide [8 Mar 2003]
• Coffee doesn't complain if you want a drink without protection
  Will G [15 Mar 2003]
• A cup of coffee would NEVER ask, "Are you asleep?"
  Loraine Hill [16 Mar 2003]
• Coffee doesn't get upset if I read my book while indulging. Can't see why my ex did!!!
  Dianna [19 Mar 2003]
• If you see three rabbis drinking coffee on the beach, you don't have to change religion
  andini riveros [21 Mar 2003]
• It's supposed to stain your teeth when you drink it and it's ok when it smells bad and burns when you swallow
  May Day [24 Mar 2003]
• Coffee won't get upset if you drink it while watching TV.
  MAci [25 Mar 2003]
• You don't feel an incredible urge for coffee if you haven't drank any for a week.
  Lost Soul [29 Mar 2003]
• With coffee, it's pretty hard to 'miss'
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [30 Mar 2003]
• Hot coffee burns less than sex.
  sexy clown [30 Mar 2003]
• It is legal everywhere to have coffee when you're underaged.
  Juan Ra [31 Mar 2003]
• You can dispose coffee when you feel like it.
  Shaq [15 Apr 2003]
• You can wake up with a coffee the next morning and not feel awkward
  rick hutcheson [22 Apr 2003]
• you can have coffee in a cup, with sex, things could get interesting and sore!
  bobs youruncle [28 Apr 2003]
• It's not illegal to have coffee with your cousin.
  Ken Martin [8 May 2003]
• You don't have to get to know coffee, date coffee, and then convince coffee to come up to your apartment. You buy it at the supermarket and you drink it.
  James James [25 May 2003]
• If I want coffee, I can just go out to the kitchen and heat up some milk. Two minutes later, my desires are satisfied. If I want sex, let's just say that's a little more difficult.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [10 Jun 2003]
• You dont feel awkward sitting next to someone who is drinking coffee with there partner.
  Harry H [15 Jun 2003]
• If the coffee is crap, you can sue. You can't for bad sex, its your own fault.
  Christie Wood [22 Jun 2003]
• Its not achward/upsetting if you run into your husband/bf in a coffee place, it is if you find them in a sex store
  dACIA [23 Jun 2003]
• Coffee is on call 24/7 and you don't have too pay attention to coffee or explain why you were hugging another coffee
  Christie Wood [27 Jun 2003]
• No religion has a problem with anything to do with coffee, bt every religion wants to reduce the amount of sex a person can have.
  Dog Legge [29 Jun 2003]
• You can change a black coffee to a white and both a just as good. With sex partners however, I think Michael Jackson speaks enough for the effects of trying this
  Dog Legge [29 Jun 2003]
• If you want coffee from far away places, it's not that hard to get - most coffee comes from there anyway. It's hard to find women from far away exotic places without expensive travelling.
  Silent Dan [7 Jul 2003]
• Coffee never complains when you spoon it
  Liam [9 Jul 2003]
• It's a lot easier to enjoy coffee on an airplane than it is to have sex. Coffee doesn't require that the person in front of you adjust their seat or a lengthy trip to the airplane bathroom.
  darker helios [15 Jul 2003]
• If coffee is frigid, it is called a frappachino and you pay extra for it. Not too many people without some kind of fetish want frigid sex in the first place.
  darker helios [15 Jul 2003]
• Coffee doesn't make funny noises in bed.
  Danny Kaulius [14 Sep 2003]
• Coffee doesn't taste like raw fish.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [27 Sep 2003]
• Coffee on the internet isn't illegal.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [27 Sep 2003]
• Coffee is always there for you and doesn't run out at the prospect of an intellectual conversation.
  Celtic Firefly [14 Oct 2003]
• You can dunk your donut in a cup of scalding hot coffee without having to make an embarassing visit to the doctor the next day.
  scott quick [19 Oct 2003]
• You don't need adult videos or magazines to have coffee on your own
  steve e [20 Nov 2003]
• You can still pee straight after having coffee
  simon [20 Nov 2003]
• You can have sex all night if you drink coffee all day.
  sculder [30 Nov 2003]
• You can easily drink coffee while driving. Sex on the other hand is not such a good idea behind the wheel.
  hot mama [16 Dec 2003]
• You can't fake a good coffee, but you can fake an orgasm.
  Some Bozo [27 Dec 2003]
• Coffee never sceams out someone else's name.
  Some Bozo [27 Dec 2003]
• You can have a long black and a short white at the same time if you want.
  Some Bozo [27 Dec 2003]
• You never have to dress to impress for your coffee. It accepts you unconditionally. You can wear NO CLOTHES, and it wont give a rat's arse.
  karen blackwell [28 Dec 2003]
• It's a LOT easier to have coffee while you are driving.
  Erick Grube [21 Jan 2004]
• Coffee that's not hot is bad. Sex that's not hot is worse.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [26 Jan 2004]
• 1) If you see two priests having coffee together, you don't have to change your "Faith" 2) No matter how ugly you are, you can get coffee! 3) They sell coffee at church fund-raisers! 4) "Instant Coffee" is a reality!
  scott quick [4 Feb 2004]
• You dont have to nick out to the back room of a funeral to have coffee... i mean ... errrr ....
  Roswell Jones [5 Mar 2004]
• You can drink your coffee and leave it, then come back and finish it later, unlike sex.
  Igor [11 Mar 2004]
• You can have coffee while in a class.
  Igor [11 Mar 2004]
• You can have coffee while doing your homework
  Igor [11 Mar 2004]
• Reading about coffee on a bus wont cause people to stare
  Igor [11 Mar 2004]
• Coffee doesn't kick, make braying noises, scratch, bite, or peck.
  Lynden Johnson [17 Mar 2004]
• You don't mind licking the "brown stuff" off your finger.
  Lynden Johnson [17 Mar 2004]
• You can mix coffee and chocolate and it doesn't stain the sheets
  Eli Jones [24 Mar 2004]
• Coffee never has a headache.
  Lacey Loo [13 May 2004]
• You don't have to wait a week for coffee if it's 'that time'.
  Lacey Loo [13 May 2004]
• When coffee is young, it is called fresh and using it is actually encouraged by the coffee industry. When sex is young, it's called paedophilia and is punishable by jail time.
  darker helios [23 May 2004]
• Coffee doesn't cause babies. Usually.
  Cough E. [15 Jun 2004]
• You can have Two coffees at once without having to ask arond a lot.
  Drumstick Master [9 Jul 2004]
• You can dunk a biscuit in your coffee, but not... Oh! hang on though.
  Alan Shields [9 Jul 2004]
• 1) Coffee at work is free, and everyone enjoys it.
  2) Coffee at work will neither get you fired or promoted, depending on your skill and enthusiasm for it.
  3) You don't have to take your coffee to the bathroom at work to enjoy it.
  KillaB [26 Jul 2004]
• NBA star Kobe Bryant doesn't have to force someone to have a cup of coffee with him.
  Retle Befor [18 Sep 2004]
• Coffee hits about 25 million sites on Google -- sex, 169 million.
  Retle Befor [18 Sep 2004]
• Rarely when preparing for sex does your partner ask "One lump or two?"
  Retle Befor [18 Sep 2004]
• Coffee that comes in small packages can be equally delightful as that which comes in large packages.
  Retle befor [18 Sep 2004]
• There is no debate over whether coffee is better before or after getting married.
  Retle Befor [18 Sep 2004]
• You don't need to have a great "mug" to get great coffee
  Larry LaCosta [14 Oct 2004]
• You don't need to feel bad if you have "instant" coffee
  Larry LaCosta [14 Oct 2004]
• When on a business trip with others from work, you can have lots of coffee without being talked about back at the office.
  Bighead [15 Nov 2004]
• Coffee never says no, never has moral qualms, and won't complain if you want to have it until you're shaking all over for two days straight.
  Ka [16 Nov 2004]
• Coffee dosnt mind if you turn the kettle on
  Christopher Butler [23 Nov 2004]
• When you finish your coffee, it doesn't want to talk
  Chris [23 Nov 2004]
• There's no special skill involved in getting coffee in you mouth and down your throat.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [27 Nov 2004]
• Giving coffee to children is not illegal, though they may not like the taste. Paying children for coffee is not illegal, either. And if you ask you girlfriend/wife to bring her friend over for the three of you to have coffee together, she's more likely to be happy that you're becoming more involved in her social life by getting to know her friend than to slap you.
  Goldfish Poodle Boy [27 Nov 2004]
• Your priest won't get in trouble for having a nice long cup of coffee with you after church.
  The Sex Bunnies [6 Dec 2004]
• People look up to you for quitting coffee. They bet how long it lasts when you quit sex.
  Nightbringer [29 Jan 2005]
• You dont have to call coffie the day after
  Brian MasterShake54 [24 Feb 2005]
• Coffee makers come with an instruction manual.
  Emili thingummy [26 Mar 2005]
• You can be a tiny fat scabby-headed midget and still find coffee.
  Bex errrrrr [4 May 2005]
• Coffee comes in cups, not even the best porn star can do that.
  Retle Befor [17 May 2005]
• You can sleep straight after coffee... No, wait a minute!
  mantlebrott bits [19 May 2005]
• Coffee lasts more than 10 miniutes, and good coffee is easy to find.
  death [20 May 2005]
• You don't have to line the cup with latex before pouring your coffee into it.
  chris chris fayter [24 May 2005]
• If you spill coffee on a girl's dress, the world won't care
  daz [27 May 2005]
• If you're under 18, you can still buy a magazine that haspictures of people drinking coffee in it.
  david arnold [13 Jun 2005]
• Coffee might keep me awake while I read through this list. Sex will just distract me from it
  Odd Mathisen [15 Jun 2005]
• Coffee machines come with warranty
  The Neighbour [22 Jun 2005]
• Coffee is always hot
  Duco van der Kolk [22 Jun 2005]
• It's legal to spread photo's of teenagers drinking coffee.
  Modanung [22 Jun 2005]
• A coffee-filter helps you get good coffee. A sex-filter prevents you from visiting sex sites.
  Frode Lindeijer [22 Jun 2005]
• You can drink coffee with your clothes on.
  Frode Lindeijer [22 Jun 2005]
• In Holland you can get a free cup of coffee in the supermarket. No way you can get a free woman in a supermarket!
  niels koffie-filter [22 Jun 2005]
• You can have a coffee with a lot of different girls in the same day... and you won't be so tired...
  Federico Ashkur [22 Jun 2005]
• You can have coffee with your students.
  Max [22 Jun 2005]
• You can have coffee in the back seat of a Fiat Panda.
  Rob Hermans [23 Jun 2005]
• I can always have my coffee big, black, and strong.
  Tachyon [28 Jun 2005]
• It's nice to wake up to the smell of coffee.
  Brant Houd [30 Jun 2005]
• Coffee doesn't require a condom, unless there isn't a mug around...
  Radical [3 Jul 2005]
• You dont have to be "in the mood" to have coffee.
  John John [9 Jul 2005]
• You can freely lap your coffee like a dog without being called a sex pig.
  John John R. [9 Jul 2005]
• You can proclaim your love for coffee freely.
  John mpfan619 [9 Jul 2005]
• you can drink coffee at any age and not get intouble because your under age!!
  coffee adict [5 Aug 2005]
• A cup of coffee won't scold you for drinking it too quickly or slowly.
  John Gromatsky [6 Sep 2005]
• You can drink coffee in a cnfessional and not feel really weird about it.
  Shadowbane [29 Sep 2005]
• Coffee won't cheat on you with its ex.
  Koreli [9 Oct 2005]
• you wont regret waking up to coffee in the morning
  Jo Thompson [10 Oct 2005]
• You can go to the cinema and watch other people drinking coffee in movies without having to show proof of age.
  Lexie White [9 Jan 2006]
• If you forget to turn on the coffee pot, there is always later.... If you forget to turn on your girlfriend, there might not be a later!
  Corissas Confessions [6 Jun 2007]
• There's always time for coffee, you can have it with you wherever you go. Sex is pretty portable, but not as convienient.
  Corissas Confessions [6 Jun 2007]
• You don't need to take off your pants to have a cup of coffee
  Shibaram Mishra [8 Jul 2007]

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