Recipe Suggestions for the Young Bachelor

Liam rests after a long day of slaving over a cold fridge.

Your suggestions

• A beer douche is always enjoyable.
  Patrice Taylor [5 Jan 2003]
• Beerloaf - Take a big log of hamburger meat (if you are a vegetarian or can't afford hamburger meat, bread will do) and dump beer on it. American beers seem to work the best, but whatever you do, don't use Canadian beer.
  Nathan Randall [5 Jan 2003]
• My recipe requires a one-time purchase of the following: 1 case of beer (any brand) Water filtration unit (even your Brita water filter will do) Catheter
  Directions: [5 Jan 2003]
• ch one end of catheter to member (ow!) and other end to filtration unit. Drink all the beer Urinate as needed Drink filtered urine which is really just beer. Repeat
  David Brock [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer split - 3 scoops of your favorite ice cream topped with wbip cream and cherries... then pour beer over it and voila...
  Davy Wyllie [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer-cicle- pour beer into ice cube tray, enjoy.
  John Conlin [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Sandwich: add 1/2 cup of flour to 1/2 cup of beer. Stir, place on bread. Enjoy.
  John Conlin [5 Jan 2003]
• Make own hard alcohol: Open bottle of beer, add sugar, let sit for 6 months. Enjoy.
  John Conlin [5 Jan 2003]
• Beerthday cake---take ordinary cake mix and substitute beer for all the water, and get a delightful alcoholic treat.
  nathan james dillaha [5 Jan 2003]
• Go for an international fare. If you're in the mood for Mexican, have la cerveza. Italian, have la birra. For French cuisine, enjoy une biere.
  Nikki Lawrence [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer chaser - Feel like you need a bit of exercise? Simply tie your beer to the fastest dog in the neighbourhood and then hit it. Hours of energetic fun getting to your beer! (Also quite fun opening the seriously shaken cans) (PS Love the beer babies!)
  Simon O'Connor [5 Jan 2003]
• Lunch or Snacks Any Time: Malt sandwiches - how many do you want? Drink - as much beer as you like - from the bottle/can/glass etc. Very nourishing, especially home brew, which has all the vitamin B you need. Cheers!!
  David Husband (Hoss) [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer-Jelly. Make jelly as normal substituting beer for water,great first thing in the morning. slides down easily.
  Frank Hayes [5 Jan 2003]
• I like to have a Guinness for breakfast. Liquid bread!
  Bryan Deno [5 Jan 2003]
• My granddad gave me this recipe for carp. Grind one carp into burger, bones and all. Arrange ground carp on oak board making a ridge around the edge. Pour several bottles of beer on the carp and marinate for 24 hours. Bake 350 deg. oven for 45 min. Scrape the damnd fish off of the board and eat the beer-soaked board.
  Bob Lindel [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Baby - Fill balloons with beer. Place filled balloons in a nursing bra. Put nursing bra on your favorite infaltable girlfriend. Poke hole in balloon. Enjoy!
  Steve Uptegraft [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Sandwich - 1 bottle of beer placed between 2 hands...Enjoy & Bon Appetite!!!
  Alan Hill [5 Jan 2003]
• For Fruit Lovers:- 1 punnet strawberries. As much beer as fancied. Place strawberries in large sealable bottle - top with beer of choice - leave 1 week - throw out strawberries - enjoy beer with hint of strawberry.
  Sandra Anne Kidd [5 Jan 2003]
• Go with beer salad.... those vinegarette and ranch dressings just don't work for me. Place vegetables in bowl (or not) and shake with beer.
  Amanda J [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer slushy - would have been big at K-Mart. just take bottle of beer and place in freezer for about an hour. if too long, will be frozen solid, so supervision is suggested.
  afroman jones [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Aroma - for that original pub smell, take an oil burner, slowly pour your favourite beer and light candle, instant pub smell in you home.
  Shimma [5 Jan 2003]
• Soak blu-tac in beer. Voila! Beer chewy!
  Tommohawk [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Battered bacon - Deliciouse yet to long to make so do not batter or cook! Instead only eat the bacon raw after 12 beers!
  Phil [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Hairspray (patent pending) - Dissolve 4 cups of sugar with a six-pack of beer, leave to ferment for a couple of weeks then put in garden spray bottle. Works better than gel!
  Sean Bailey [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Fountain Pens -- Fill them with beer, and write or drink!!!
  Mike Milone [5 Jan 2003]
• Spilled Beer - Pour out several cans of beer onto a very expensive rug. Let soak overnight, then add more beer. Do this for about a week, then chew on the carpet untill you are intoxicated. A new definition of carpet munching.
  Professor Jeeves [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Bong (literally) - Use beer instead of bong water then smoke. Once finished drink. Bon Appetite.
  Anton Heath [5 Jan 2003]
• In olden days the fermentaion of cider (scrumpy) was started with the insertation of a dead rat. By accident I have found this is very efficacious in home-brewing of beer. Gives the product both body and intensity of flavour. Highly recommended!
  Rik Unwin [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Cocktail - Mix 2 parts Bud to 1 part Coors and 1 part Labatts. Drink.
  John Elliott [5 Jan 2003]
• Add beer to tobbaco and get drunk while smoking
  Timmy h [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Muffins - Equivalent to Mull Muffins only these get you drunk....not stoned
  Kaite F [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Salad Dressing - Spice any salads by adding beer instead of normal salad dressing.
  Kaite F [5 Jan 2003]
• Beer Cocaine - Shake up a 40oz of your favorite brew, screw cap fast and snort like a madman, quick buzz gauranteed.
  runnynOse [5 Jan 2003]
• Pizza hut - Take £10 go to pizza hut ...and voila! Instant (almost) pizza ready to eat!
  Nikki Thompson [29 Mar 2003]
• Pour beer into an ice tray. Freeze. this makes a choice desert.
  Chris [4 May 2003]
• When you're laying in bed watching T.V. , save the 'stuff' you pick out of your belly-button! Separate the hard stuff from the fuzz. The 'hard stuff' makes a great 'crunchy' topping for baked goods!
  scott Quick [2 Aug 2003]
• If your girlfriend is ugly, encourage her to bathe in a bath full of beer. Next time you kiss her, her skin will make you drunk, and things wont be as bad.
  jake Lazzaro [20 Nov 2003]
• This is a very hard recipe so only an experienced bachelor chef should attempt it. Open a box of a microwaveable pizza, place in microwave, cook for 3-5 minutes then wait (this is the hardest part so you may want to have a beer or two), then remove from microwave and eat very nice with a cold beer (if by the time the pizza is cooked you are too drunk to take it out of the microwave just have a beer and forget the pizza)
  david arnold [14 Jun 2005]
• Beer Parmigiana - Stay up late drinking beer in your pajamas. Beer tastes extra good in pajamas.
  Duff Man [29 Jan 2006]
• Beer On The Run - On your morning run substitute your usual bottle of water with a bottle of beer!
  Jake P [5 Nov 2008]

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