Script ideas for the sequel to Planet of the Apes

Liam Cody and Chris Tomkins star in Planet of the Popes.

Script Ideas You've Had

• Planet of the Yapes - Same as the original but dubbed with Australian accents.
  Faux Fleur [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Cats - A man crash lands on a planet inhabited by highly evolved cats, who just ignore him and looked bored all the time.
  Rebekah [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of The Skase - An Astronaut lands in the south of Spain. Fakes an illness but dies in the end anyway.
  Zy [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Parakeets - Astronaut lands on planet populated by imitative parakeets who mimic him (and his over-acting) to the brink of insanity and death.
  Robespierre Mullet [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Yates - An astronaut lands on a planet populated by clones of William Butler Yates. Everyone dies when "Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world" because "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold".
  Randy Mosiondz [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Inside-Outers - Man lands on a planet where everything is inside out, including people.
  VP of Death Ray Development [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Speights - an astronaut lands in Suva, Fiji, where the men run around attempting to take over their democratic system of government. Oh yeah, and they also have bald heads and wear dresses.
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Ants - An astonaut lands on the planet, steps out of capsule, immediately disturbs the ant civilization. The ants attack and drag him down down a hole in their anthill where he dies in the end.
  Bryan [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet Kansas - place where evolution no longer exists and it is ruled by creatures who have not changed scince the beginning of time.
  Katie [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Fakes - An astronaut lands on a planet inhabited by imposters of his crew, but he can't tell the difference.
  Euro [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Shakes - An astronaut lands on a planet where everyone has just run out of coffee.
  Johnny Casino [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Fetes - an astronaut lands on a planet filled with fete stalls but a nuclear holocaust has meant an eradication of all jumping castles.
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Shakes - a planet is at war between the PARKIES and the NERVIES. The NERVIES (those with certain Nervous Disorders) fight for more celebrities to take on the illness so it can be recognized adequately for research funding purposes.
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Apse - - astronaut lands on a planetary alcove, but realises it was all a spelling mistake
  Ron [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Wakes - kinda like 4 WEDDINGS & A FUNERAL except all the action happens at the celebration party after the burial.
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Greats - about the heaven planet filled with dead greats like scientists and historically influential political leaders. And the controversy and rage that sparks when Don Bradman shows up.
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Porns - an astronaught lands on a planet littered with evolved XXX rated movies.... that is the music is actually pretty good in them.
  Nathan Randall [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Rakes - about a planet filled with highly evolved Supermodels
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Lakes - corker of a movie! Anyway, Kevin Costner has evolved into this fish type amphibian - and the whole world is like a massive lake - and then, there are these pirates - and then, there is this single mum and her little girl - and then, there's this war you see.....actually, nah, the movie pretty much sucks.
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Mates - nothing much happens really. Everyone's very friendly and they get along fine.
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Lates - all these female gorillas think they're pregnant.
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Apes - an astronaut's son lands on a planet populated by apes who haven't really evolved into anything yet......oh sequel, forgive me, I thought this was prequel. Sorry.
  Shannon McErlain [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Gapes - An Astronaut lands on a planet where everybody just stares at him with open mouths, until he feels really uncomfortably, and decides to go home. Zy
• Planet of the Dogs - A planet where it is customary to greet each other by sniffing each other's butts
  Matthew [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Consultants - Astronaut lands on a planet where everyone is a Consultant or Engineer, and they sit around in meetings all day, and nothing gets done.
  Paul L Cass [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Napes - where everyone necks and not much else gets done. TJ Bullard
• Planet of the Apes with Hats - The apes have evolved to learn about the danger of skin cancer which may develop on the tops of their ears and have taken to wearing hats as a precaution - marky mark is also shown having sex with a goat but it's all very tasteful and essential to the plot.
  C Hague [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the AC/DC's - An astronort lands on a planet ruled by loud singing power-points with mullets.
  Shanon Goodbody [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Planets - a planet inhabited by small man-sized planets, who each in turn are inhabited by planets, and the astronaut can't make up his mind which planet to land on and dies of severe confusion!
  Fabio Messineo [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Really Stupid People - An alternate version of Earth where not only is George W. Bush in charge, but the people actually voted for him!
  Chad Brandt [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Billy Rays - A story about a planet totally inhabited by country singers known as Billy Ray. The twist is all the Billy's are having a bad hair day!!! (which we know on Earth would never happen.)
  K Bushby [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Ants III - An astronaut lands on a planet with unbelievable friendly and intelligent Ants. He steps out of his Spaceship and destroys the whole colony with one footstep. The Movie ends after the first 3 Minutes.
  Glenn Frey [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Mates - A planet inhabited by people for whom the word 'mate' makes up their entire language, with subtle variations in its pronounciation completely altering its meaning. Not unlike a visit to a bar in the outer suburbs of Melbourne where the word 'mate' can mean anything from 'Leave before I kill you', or 'I like you, lets have a drink'.
  Bill Smith [5 Jan 2003]
• Sonnet of the Apes - All the characters speak in a dialog of minimum 14 lines. Hero talks in different rhyme scheme. The Apes don't rhyme, but they have better rythmn.
  baarKoud [5 Jan 2003]
• Janet of the Apes - Rocky Horror meets sci-fi as monkeys strut around in fishnets and corsets. Not for everyone.
  brian vo [5 Jan 2003]
• Band-aid of the Apes - In order to raise some money for charity,Bob Geldof crash lands on an ape planet. None of the apes notice. brian vo
• Planet Of The Gates - Astronaut (formerly a US DOJ Judge) lands on a planet in turmoil as all its inhabitants, who by look seem short, harmless and geeky, are actually all out in search of global domination through badly engineered software packages.
  AB [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of The Bates - On returning to earth the Astronaut opens up a seedy motel along the interstate with his mother....
  Andrew Brisbane [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of The Out Takes - An astronaut lands on a bewildering planet whose inhabitants are addicted to Blooper TV shows presented by Dado's
  Andrew Brisbane [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet Of The BrownNosers - Astronaut lands in unescapable corporate trap surrounded by brown nosing wannabe management twats. Eventually either commits suicide or goes postal due to the frustration of it all.
  Andrew Brisbane [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Rings - Astronaut lands on a planet ruled by Apes... He finds the One Ring which makes him invisible. Because none of the Apes can ever see him he passes into obscurity and eventually dies laeving the Apes in control. J. Roberts
• Planet of the Make Believe Apes - In a major twist it turns out that all the apes are really humans dressed up as apes and pretending to be apes. Scully and Mulder turn out to be the pranksters and the X - files gains a major ratings boost.
  Jay Smith [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Monkeys - Basically like Planet of the Apes, but smaller apes.
  Anonymous [5 Jan 2003]
• Punnet of the Grapes - Lonely green grocer falls in love with a customer only to discover she is already married. His clumsy attempts to win her affections lose him his job.
  Christian Azzola [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Charlton Hestons - In the future, an advance race of apes crash on a planet full of Charlton Hestons, all yelling, "You blew it up!", "Take your stinkin paws off me!" and "Damn you! Damn to all to hell!". Here's the weird part. It was Earth!
  D Seebs [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Crates - a film revolving around the complexities of an interstellar removals co.Excellent sub plot...what did happen to crate 8 of 13????
  Jason A Bennett [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the 8's - Astronaut lands on a planet ruled by 8's. He leads an uprising by 9's, but in the end his mobile phone stops working.
  Jon Longworth [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Males - the apes look human, but have less intelligence than the average, run-of-the-mill ape.
  Jane Mac [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet Of the Horses - A super-evolved genetically enhanced horse named Mister Ed arrives from the future. He proceeds to incite the oppressed equines of the apes to rebel against their simian enslavers. Their battle cry: 'Say neigh to the primates, and we will certainly whinny!'
  Anonymous [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Lates - a planet where everyone is late for everything
  Some Bozo [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Clerks - stronaut lands on a planet where the only way to make a living is to be a convenience store or video clerk. People spend all day talking about life, Star Wars, ex girlfriends and fart jokes.
  Silent Bob West [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet Of The Twelve Apes - Tim Burton's rip-off of 12 Monkeys. An astronaught/time traveller tries to find the Planet of the 12 Apes. The leader ape is played by Brad Pitt's clone.
  Nexus 6 [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Jonah Lomu - Astronaut lands on plant populated by semi intellegent primates, communicage with grunts and throw things around alot. Hey, I think this has already been done?
  mad gorgon [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Two Jakes - A planet is discovered by a dirty old male actor and colonized to finance the outdated playboy lifestyle of this formally talented man.
  George R [5 Jan 2003]
• Prisoner of the Apes - - hn Drake crash lands on a planet ruled by an ape that turns out to be him.
  Tyler Durden [5 Jan 2003]
• Harry Potter and the Planet of the Apes - - ry Potter, as a result of a spell gone wrong during a Quidditch match, crashes the Nimbus 2000 onto a planet ruled by apes, only to find out that their leader, Doctor Zaius, is wearing a turbin that, if unraveled, reveals Voldemort.
  Tyler Durden [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Flakes - an astronaut lands on a planet and is grossed out by the massive epidemic of dandruff amongst its inhabitants.
  Jessica T [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the the Cheese - burly astronaut lands on strange pointy planet inhabited by killeer, rabid cheese graters. They force the astronaut to listen to the sounds of pneumatic drills
  Dumb Waiter [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Babes - A man lands on a planet where everybody is a babe...even the men.
  Rico Rasmussen [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of Bill Gates - A man lands on a planet where an alien called Bill Gates rules the world...wait a minute...isn't that earth???
  Rico Rasmussen [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet Of The Waves - A man lands on a planet where there are great waves...and then he surfs for about two hours...
  Rico Rasmussen [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Sepa - same as main film, but in this one the apes are backward.
  Guy Barker [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Fates - Planet where everyone already knows whats going to happen. Excellent forshadowing, ending was a little obvious.
  BMK [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Planet of the Apes - A movie in which a man named Tim Burton does a recreation of a movie and leaves an open ending with no sequel leaving a whole bunch of people to give him ending ideas on the internet.
  A. Person [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Blondes - I've forgotten what happens
  mark [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Mullets - An astronaut lands on a planet where everyone has a mullet. The worst pa is...Billy Ray Cyrus is the leader...I know...corny....but so is a mullet!!!!
  Jason Hedges [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Gates - A whole planet Controled by Bill gates and microsoft, the only way to get out is by the sacred Ctrl-Alt-Delete stones
  Mr Man [5 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Bakes - A movie about a Cajun astronaut that lands on a culinarilly-challenged planet to kick it up a notch!
  Rhythmandbluesix [27 Jan 2003]
• Planet of the Chaps - Gay porn movie
  Some Bozo [5 May 2003]
• Planet of the Aches - A planet where everyone needs an aspririn.
  Some Bozo [22 May 2003]
• Planet Hollywood - An awful place where stuck-up,rich, snootie, coke-snorting, racist yuppies go to get drunk and... Oh,wait! there's one of these already!
  scott quick [27 Jul 2003]
• Planet of the Half-Baked Apes - A 30 minute prequel to the sequel which the sequel becomes the 3rd installment. An astronaut lands on a planet full of pot-headed apes. Convinces them he is a cop and throws them all in jail for the use of an illegal substance without a perscription. Then the astronaut becomes the ruler. At the end of the movie he wakes up before crash landing on a planet inhabited by apes, again.
  jw w [12 Sep 2003]
• Planet of the Scalps - An astronaut lands on a planet where everyone is homeless, unwashed and bald. His hair draws attention, and the locals grab him. He fights to be free and yells: "Get you hands off me, you dirty-stinking bald-scalps!"
  John Klumpp [13 Oct 2003]
• Palnet Fo Hte Espa - Where everyone is dyslexic
  Kegs Richardson [14 Nov 2003]
• Planet of the Pissheads - Astronaut lands on a planet populated by drunken barflys only to find that he's still on earth but has landed in downtown Melbourne.
  Ben Hackett [8 Apr 2004]
• Planet of the farts - An astronaut lands on a planet filled with road signs that say "Please don't strike a match."
  Rico Rasmussen [5 Jun 2004]
• Planet of the acid washed jeans - Astronaut lands on a planet populated by mutants wearing acid washed jeans.
  Joe Blow [3 Aug 2004]
• Planet of the supposed WMD's - Tony Blair and George Bush land on a planet ruled by apes that really have weapons of mass destrution
  nat bailies [4 Apr 2005]
• Planet of the Snapes - After going into space Harry, Ron and Hermione land back on Earth to discover Snape has taken over the whole planet.
  Harry Potter is a poxy twat and everyone knows it. [30 Apr 2006]

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