Kids seem to have all the fun at parties, don’t they. A bunch of five year olds experience more unbridled joy in a single birthday party than many adults experience in a year.
Why?
Because they play games.
It’s not fair, so we’re putting a stop to it. We’re introducing a new range of party games for adults that will be guaranteed to make your next party more fun than Christmas.
- Who Spiked My Drink? – someone spikes your drink with Rohypnol, and you have to work out who it is before you pass out.
- Hide and Seek – Hide from the annoying accountant who insists on explaining how goods and services taxes benefit all Australians.
- Twister – Dance badly to 50’s music until you hurt your back.
- Pass The Parcel – Re-gift a crap present to someone you hate.
- The Waiting Game – Holding off having a pee for three hours for fear of the gorgeous specimen you’re flirting with finding someone more interesting to talk to.
- The Weighting Game – Eating your own body weight in chicken wings and cheese cubes because you don’t want to look like no one is talking with you.
- Pin The Blame On The Colleague – Pin the blame on your colleague.
- Chinese Whispers – Start a vicious rumour and see how long it takes to get back to you.
- Chinese Whispers II – Walk into a room blindfolded, and tell a secret, and pray you didn’t tell the person who it’s about.
- Kiss Chasey – Find someone you want to kiss, get turned down, then pash everyone else at the party in a desperate attempt to make them feel jealous.
- Human Pyramid – Get drunk enough to shag your mummy.
- Tug of Waugh – Find a quiet room and masturbate to the cricket.
- You Show Me Yours and I’ll Show You Mine – Share the contents of your wallet or purse with someone in the vain hope it will make you seem interesting and shaggable.