How To Achieve World Domination

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Your Tips on How To Achieve World Domination

• Construct a gigantic wooden horse, deliver it to the world as a present. Meanwhile you and your henchmen are hiding in the horse and when the world goes to sleep, you sneak out and burn much of it to the ground...everyone will then bow down infear of your cleverness
  Tony Moss [5 Jan 2003]
• Offer everyone in the world a low cost trip to the moon or mars and threaten never to let them come back unless they bow down to you and follow your every command
  Benjamin Ray [5 Jan 2003]
• Tell everyone, " Humans... I am your father! Join me, and together we can rule this planet as father and children! Cutting off one hand of everyone in the world is optional.
  Keith Adams [5 Jan 2003]
• Most Rulers are partial to cats. My suggestion is name it Mr. Puddles. No one likes a tight ass King (or Queen) of the world.
  Judith [5 Jan 2003]
• You need a scar. A scar and a naked cat. Sometimes these do not have to be mutually exclusive! Why stop at taking over the world? Take over the universe... but then you'll be needing a Death Star, a raspy helmet and a long lost son by the name of Luke.
  Lauren [5 Jan 2003]
• Win the title match in the World Domination Series.
  Julie Watts [5 Jan 2003]
• Hire half the world to be independent prosecutors. Then charge them with investigating the other half of the world. Of course when the second half has been duly destroyed you can just throw out the prosecutors reports.
  David Scott [5 Jan 2003]
• Okay, you market a sunscreen to the world, but it's no ordinary sunscreen. When people apply it to them selves, they go into a hypnotic trance and you can assume world power!
  Sean [5 Jan 2003]
• Have friends spread the good word.
  Joe Loschiavo [5 Jan 2003]
• Adopt a semi-european, middle Eastern, partially mexican accent. Withe a lisp or stutter. Only then can you appeal to all the countries of the world. And sound really cooool
  Gregor Mckay [5 Jan 2003]
• Get five girls together, write some hypnotic lyrics, brainwash the media into thinking they are the 'next big thing', saturate every form of media with stories/images/music/etc aboout them, make one of them an ambassador to the UN, Oh hang on... It's been done already, hasn't it. Ummm, how about three boys? Get them young, say pre-pubescent....I give up. Who wants to run this crummy world anyway?
  Ron Bingham [5 Jan 2003]
• Sell everyone moonshine and when they're drunk, tell them to fill their pants with whisky. Then they won't have pants and you'll be the only one with pants and everyone will worship you.
  Rosqa The Romanian Gypsy Child [5 Jan 2003]
• Raise money by holding a cake sale then when all the cakes are sold buy more with the profits and sell them again.after a year of doing this taking over the world will be easy because everyone will be too fat to do anything about except sit there.remember to lower there self esteem by having big load speakers and calling them fat fools all the time
  Ken Walsh [5 Jan 2003]
• Make several thousand clones of yourself and put them into positions of world power (you can overlook the Canadian Prime Minister). Once intigrated, voila! You will be ruler of the world!
  McLeud [5 Jan 2003]
• Fool Bill Gates into giving his fortune to you. To do this make a legal form that says he'll hand over all that he owns. Tell him it is just a routine document to sign. No one really looks at the fine print these day anyway. From there, buy the U.S. and proceed to take over the world one country at a time telling them you want to be their friend.
  aperson alvitch [5 Jan 2003]
• Convince a major science company to take you in and run bizzare experiments with wasps. An accident is BOUND to occur, transforming you into some kind of wasp like creature with super wasp powers! Hell even if you don't take over the world it'll be fun!
  Daniel Burnett [5 Jan 2003]
• Destroy world, then threaten to destroy again if they don't obey!
  Dr. Isaac Badman [5 Jan 2003]
• Take over the cable TV sytem and play nothing but the emergency brodcast sytem all the time. Say "I'll stop if you give me complete power and follow my every comand". And get a satellite so you can turn their TV's on all the time. And then get Jennifer Lopez naked and... well you know the rest.
  Silent Bob [5 Jan 2003]
• Don't let some young upstart who you "think" won't be able to destroy you into your throneroom. And don't leave yourself with just him and his father, even if his father is one of your minions!
  AJ [5 Jan 2003]
• Hire hundreds of old people with cats to repeatedly stroke them forever thus creating static electricity. Once enough power is generated it will power the worlds biggest death ray obtained from grandfathers gunshed. you can then hold the world to ransom...simple but effective.
  Ben Whitfield [5 Jan 2003]
• Just ask for it politely. It can't ever hurt just to ask, and maybe nobody's asked in just the right way before.
  newgodsend [5 Jan 2003]
• Tell everyone to obey every single thing that you say! If they all say no, then tell them not to obey every single thing that you say, reverse psychology supposidly works well. Though if you hypnotize the world first, then do the reverse psychology, I'm sure you'll run into a lot of problems.
  Peng-Wan Tonic [5 Jan 2003]
• Two words..... free booze.
  Nathan Randall [5 Jan 2003]
• Get the biggest gun. Don't be afraid to use it.
  John Einstman [5 Jan 2003]
• Remove all the exit signs from major political buildings, now the politicians can not escape and starve, leaving the world free for the taking.
  Dom [5 Jan 2003]
• Design a small moon base. Construct it on the moon. Expand the base using the materials already on the moon. Aquire billions of mols of graviton particles. Set this station of particles away from the moon as to slow its velocity and thus its angular momentum. Slowly but surely the moon will descend to earth gaining velocity. Eventually it will collide with the earth in a catostrophic explosion killing all. Return to earth and claim it for yourself.
  Kyle Hardy [5 Jan 2003]
• Fill a nuclear bomb with curry! send it up into the atmosphere, and when it explodes, it will shower the whole world with radio-active curry. We will then hold all the world lager at ransom. If the world decides to pay us back, at £10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, we will let the ransom go, but they wont pay due to the sheer amount of money!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc
  Richard milne [5 Jan 2003]
• Chew on the techtonic plates until san andreas floods and you can then build on the sea bed
  Crazy dave [5 Jan 2003]
• Why should I ? I own it already!
  Bill . G. [5 Jan 2003]
• Get a credit card. Use it wisely. Use the good credt rating to get more credit cards. Repeat. Continue until you have a credit card from every company in the world. Simultaneously get the largest cash advance that you can to form a $50 billion lottery. Offer everyone in the world a free ticket in the lottery if they support you as Supreme Ruler of the Universe.
  DNRC [5 Jan 2003]
• Take over TV station and pet cute animals. Proclaim they can be adopted at the station. After everyone lines up to adopt, lock them inside and do your thing!!
  Bryan Baker [5 Jan 2003]
• 1. Find a way to hoard and produce lots of food 2. Get some biotechnicians to whip up a nice generic crop blighter. 3. Proceed to infect every food crop in the world. 4. Poison foodstores worldwide with, oooh... something naughty. 5. When all foodstores and crops thoroughly shagged, make demand to starving billions, while starting on their water supply. 6. Appear on T.V. eating a pie and chips.
  Tobithus [5 Jan 2003]
• Step 1. achieve imortaltity. Step 2.Get a steady job at a small company then work your way up in a few thousand years you will be promoted to ruler of the universe.
  Faust Lenoir [5 Jan 2003]
• Threaten to drop a fat bloke on every country in the world - it's more effective and cheaper than anything else
  James McAteer [5 Jan 2003]
• Step 1. Kill 1 person. Step 2. Repeat Step 1 6billion times. Step 3. Declare yourself ruler.
  Stalin [5 Jan 2003]
• Dress up in an alien costume and buy an aeroplane that looks like a UFO.Then,ask all Earthlings to bow before you.
  Iain Wang [5 Jan 2003]
• I can't believe no-one mentioned this key point to achieving global domination. Your Name! Ensure you have, or change your name to that which would suite an evil overlord. Be careful, names such as Dr.Evil, The Penguin or The Riddler seem to end up failing their goal so aim for something more simple along the lines of say Mr Magoo or John Howard....noone would ever expect people with names like that to have the ability to take over the world! Take em by surprise!
  Andrew Brisbane [5 Jan 2003]
• Start young. Study politics and history. Go to a good college and study law. Right after graduation, run for mayor of a small city. After that, run for mayor of a large city. Then run for governor, then senator. Finally, run for President of the United States. Have the Secret Service find the head of the United Nations and blow his brains out. Take over for him. Create a stock market crash. Raise the pay in the military so that people will join in order to get a job with good pay. Make up a war for the news and the military, then send the people out to fight this "war," but you are secretly obtaining every nation on the globe. Once you are head of the world, give it to me.
  Jelinotcha [5 Jan 2003]
• Convince all hot blond women to join you by offering them shiny nicels.......offer all men hot blondes to make them join you....use men to kill all others........rule world.....simple.
  Paul King [5 Jan 2003]
• Hire 1 clown for every major city in the world (Almost everyone is scared of clowns). Irradiate them until they are at least 100 feet tall, then unleash clowny doom upon the earth. If not frightened to death by the sight of nuclear-fire breathing clowns, many will be trampled to death anyway. Sit back and watch the carnage. The truly evil do get pleasure from watching clowns annihilate those pitiful humans HA HA HA...enjoy.
  Joel Delahunty [5 Jan 2003]
• Go out into the world to sell magazine subscriptions with a sob story about ghetto children. The fine print that nobody reads on the contract signs them and their entire family into your slavery. Make your slaves sell magazine subscriptions. When you have enough slaves, use their life savings to purchase weapons of mass destruction and rain destruction on all who will not bow down before you. Everyone will either be dead or your slave, and the plan is completed.
  Supercorpse [5 Jan 2003]
• By lots of jello then pour it into the ocean, when the ocean is solid, mine the fish stuck in the jello than broadcast yourself eating fish, everyone will want some. Charge outrageous prices. When you have enough money to buy guns and men and Rule the world Muhahahaha.
  Jellyman [5 Jan 2003]
• Step 1: Start a large and popular cult. Step 2: Have your cult members vote you into presidential office. Step 3: Have your loyal followers appointed into key government offices. Step 4: Take over Canada and Mexico. (It should not prove to be difficult) Step 5: Take over the world one country at a time. Step 6: Use genetic engineering to form a race of half goat and half pig devil children to watch over your new empire.
  Lord Threng for supreme overlord in 2026. (Im being realistic) [5 Jan 2003]
• Prior to the next presidential election, tell the public that every person who votes for you will recieve a gift of US$50 million if you are put into power. They will vote for you in the hope that you might not be lying. Do not lie. Buy all gold you can afford, buy all the foreign currency you can afford, buy all the material possesions you can afford and most importantly BUY MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FOOD STOCKS!!! Then persuade your public to hand over alot of thier possesions and their own food reserves. Tell them there might nucleur war, and that all of these things will be taken to bunkers. Only now do you give each of them their US$50 000 000. This will cause hyper inflation and you will be one of few people left who has any material possesions. Their money will be worthless and you will have massive food stocks and large amounts of other material objects. Tell your public that you have not lied to them, but have exploited their ignorance. Tell them that this can easily be done again. Tell them that they will be fed and handed back their possesions if they agree to hold you as their ruler and overlord. If they do not wish to comply, do not feed them. Now you have complete control of the most powerful country in the world. Get other smaller countrys who have no real say to join your movement. Your might and the might of these smaller countries put together will be extreme and total world domination will be an easy step by step process.
  Ben Fairgrieve [5 Jan 2003]
• Become a television preacher. 1.) Promise large amounts of money to those who give large amounts of money (example: "God will bless you abundantly as you bless us abundantly!") 2.) Use healings as leverage for your gain in power and wealth (example: Lay a hand on old vietnam-vet John Doe and 'speak' to the demon of missing arms or limbs-"Deviillll, I demand in the name of the Lawd, that you leave this man right now! I said right now![Demons are generally deaf] God Almighty heal this man!!! Touch his booodddy oh Lawd! Do a creeeeaaative miracle! Right now!" Have old John Doe pop an arm out of his sleave and wiggle his new-found fingers and hands, as he exclaims. "Praise God! I couldn't do this before! [Fingers wiggle] Or this [swing 'new arm' in air] Hallelujah!") 3.) Be a dynamic speaker. To see the best example of this go to an Amway convention and observe their speakers. They sell monogramed towels at the drop of a hat, why can't you sell God the same way? 4.) Have a woman that sits beside you on you Christion television program who is as old as Mother Theresa yet is fully preserved due to her extensive plastic surgery. She must put the "gaud" in gaudy. 5.) Have great hair.
  Phillip Montano [5 Jan 2003]
• Promise to end world hunger by giving "Easy Cheese" to everyone. People will hail you as a hero and beg you to rule the world.
  Erik [5 Jan 2003]
• First hire every washout child actor from the past 20 years, including Gary Coleman. Give them all a bad case of herpes, give them wooden spoons and attach explosives to their backs. Then sick them on every world leader giving them mild flesh wounds and disgusting STD breakouts, or even death. After that put the backstreet boys and Nsync in a pit of death and force them to fight eachother to the death, then for a surpise ending unleash the washout child actor forces again. Then everytime someone opposes your rulings, just release the washout child actor forces on more pop singers until people get the message.......then when pop dies.... and people still oppose you...burn their houses down with napalm...with them inside it. Then, to all of your remaining enemies pass out lolypops with sodium in the center so when they get to the chew center their heads will explode. After those steps you will be an overlord.
  Kurt potschmoka [5 Jan 2003]
• First start a religion and kill anyone who isnt in it. Make it something simple so that every one will join without any hassle, like, its whatever religion your followers already are except that pants are the work of the devil. Gradually integrate your own crazy beliefs until everyone belives what you do. While you are doing this breed trillions of super giant badgers and put them into suspended animation. Put them as the caps for bullets, so that when shot out they will tear everything to pieces. THen finally make it a part of your religion that you are supreme dicator of the world. Use the badger guns to kill anyone who opposes you.
  High Pope Of the Cult Of Anti-Toast [5 Jan 2003]
• Poop your pants as hard as you can. Run up to everyone and threaten to throw it at them.
  Yorgi Romanov [5 Jan 2003]
• Be me... Oh, wait, you can't.
  God [5 Jan 2003]
• Get everyone drunk on Vodka, and convince them that while they were hung over, that you became king.
  Absolut Domination [5 Jan 2003]
• Recreate dinosaurs like they did in Jurassic Park, only you recreate raptors and T-Rexes and have them kill and eat everyone in the world, starting with the President of the U.S. When everyone sees the power you have with these creatures, everyone will have no choice but to bow down to you in fear.
  Croco Hallaway [5 Jan 2003]
• Create a notoriously evil legion band consisting of the worst bag pipe and accordian players that can be found. Strategically place them in countries around the world and have them play "It's a small world after all" in shifts. Make your demands and the world will fall on its knees before you.
  Azrael [5 Jan 2003]
• Hold the local dairy to ransom.
  Emma Taylor (New Zealand) [5 Jan 2003]
• Declare your 5 acres of land a principality. Then declare war on the world and have your troops wipe out the world's armies.
  Alejandro Dominguez [5 Jan 2003]
• Become a television preacher. Get everybody to send u large amounts of money for "donations". Gradually change your sermon to, "God sent me to be your ruler you pathetic mortals!" Then you will have a horde of whoever watches those shows. Use your new fortune to buy more airtime in more stations. Eventually you will be on every channel, 24 7. Use the rest of your money to build an army of flaming monkeys to kill any who resist.
  Lord Ironpig [5 Jan 2003]
• Build an underground hydraulic city that will raise on your demand. As the ozone layer disappears, the world's people will become red-burnt and crispy. There will be an epidemic of dry skin! Humans, desperate and dry, will crawl slowly but surely into your lush and wonderful underground world. Upon arrival greet them with gift baskets of lotion and leaves for chafed, pained skin. They will love you. I do understand underground worlds have their complications-(all of which I have solved and compiled into a handy pamphlet: 'A Gopher's Bliss').
  Snufkin Marsala [27 Jan 2003]
• Spend countless hours in complete isolation repeating the mantra: "I am the supreme overlord of all that is". Once you have compeltely convinced yourself of your supremacy, avoid all human contact(inferiors might contaminate your all mighty aura of power) and enjoy.
  Freddy [27 Jan 2003]
• Step 1: Build a time machine.
  Step 2: Go back in time, pose as the Nastradamus, writing all kinds of prophecies (that are true, of course.)
  Step 3: Make sure that at least one of the prophecies tells of your world domination.
  Step 4: Forget you read this--- my plans! Mine! All mine!
  Step 5: Hire a troupe of battle-trained circus midgets to teach all who oppose you a very good lesson.
  Evylyn Vessel [27 Jan 2003]
• step 1: obtain large amount of a highly addictive substance.
  step 2: insert in food/beverage product and sell for a retardly low price.
  step 3: once society becomes dependent on your product raise the price.
  step 4: use your new found revenue stream to buy weapons to takeover the world.
  silversociety [3 Feb 2003]
• Program all furby's to kill, no one suspects the furby (or the butterfly - but there harder to program and don't live very long). Then when people are terrified of furby's bargain for world domination. If they say no - keep the furby's coming!
  Kitty Sedai [13 Feb 2003]
• 1. Build a time machine
  2. Go back to when dinosaurs ruled the earth
  3. Steal eggs and raise a dinosaur army
  4. Use the time maching to transport you and your new army to a time when armies weren't strong enough to kill dinosaurs
  5. Conquer all the land
  6. Make everyone grovel before you and have them avert their eyes when looking at you.
  Future Ruler of The World [24 Feb 2003]
• Clone Hitler and use mind control to keep him in your control
  Christopher Whitfield [26 Feb 2003]
• Start World War Three, then use the peoples' desire to avoid war to take control.
  Some Bozo [4 Mar 2003]
• Start with the Ocean...nip to the seaside, and in the sea place a flag, thus making all the water in the world yours. Hey presto...it's not quite the whole world, but it's 80%.
  Jim the talking Siberian tiger [5 Mar 2003]
• Make a list of every person alive. Then kill each one in alphabetical order or buy them a Celine Dion cd and let them do the hard work.
  john Not'tellin'ya [30 Apr 2003]
• First, become everyone's friend. Then, once they all trust you, chomp them into submission. Muwahahahaha...
  Kate Peterson [7 May 2003]
• Set up speakers all around the world. Then threaten to continuously play bands Cher. Don't stop 'til they give you the world. It worked at Waco. (Uou might also need ear muffs.)
  me again [29 Jun 2003]
• Steal everyones left shoe!
  diana muahaha [12 Jul 2003]
• Have a bake sale!
  scott quick [15 Aug 2003]
• Step 1: Buy some houseplants and feed them great amounts of growth hormone. When they become carnivorous, invite an annoying wealthy person over and feed them to the plants--no body for evidence! Take their wallet. Repeat until rich. Step 2: Buy killer robots with your riches. Take killer robots and parachute into the mountains of Switzerland. Proceed to take over in a violent coup.
  Step 3: Ransack Swiss banks, then sell the country to a rich optometrist, gaining great amounts of money. Use money to combine the might of the killer robot army into one mighty war machine.
  Step 4: Take over world (except for Switzerland - hey, you have to honor your agreements.)
  Stinky Skunk [20 Sep 2003]
• Wear a black cape. Obtain glowing red eyes.
  Tom De Smedt [10 Oct 2003]
• Step One: Become immortal.
  Step Two: go back in time and find the earliest humans.
  Step Three: Convince them that you are their ruler.
  Step Four: Rule mankind for all of eternity. Muahahahahaha...
  Pickle Viktor [24 Oct 2003]
• Step One: Become President.
  Step Two: Beat up a bunch of little countries you dont like.
  Step Three... Oh wait, Bush is already doing that! Shit! Never mind.
  Grand High Llama [30 Oct 2003]
• Kill Bush and fake his will saying he leaves everything to you. Once you are president, give all the little countries nukes but make sure half the nukes won't launch. Then tell the little countries to destroy all big countries. (Except US duh.) Sit back and laugh while they all kill themselves. Get the people left to elect you king because you stop the war. When you die, give the world to me.
  Grand High Llama [30 Oct 2003]
• Search everyones homes telling them you are looking for Al Qaeda. Take everything they own when you leave. Do this to every house in the world. When you have all everyone's stuff tell everyone they can have it back if they accept you as supreme ruler. Once they do, keep their stuff just to be evil.
  Grand High Llama [31 Oct 2003]
• Steps to quick and easy world domination (for children under 10, why must adults have all the fun?)
  1. Save up pocket money and purchase a mobile phone.
  2. Hold it next to your head until a tumor appears.
  3. Get someone to nominate yourself for a 'sick kiddies' wish program thing... (this plan will ultimately work better if the show goes to air live and has a large audience)
  4. When you are asked what you wish for, simply state that you wish to be in control of the entire world... (make sure that you look as cute and pathetic as possible)
  5. The 'bleeding heart' producers will give in to your demands (who could say no to someone in your condition?)... and you now have control of the world.
  6. Make sure that you commission the worlds best scientists to come up with a cure for your tumor (or otherwise it might be a fairly short reign)
  7. Once you are cured, and have lost your youthfull-cuteness, make sure that you maintain your power with an army of radioactive mooses
  8. ... enjoy!
  
  molly jones [2 Nov 2003]
• Bribe all the heads of state, and every member of every Parliment, and Supreme Court on earth to step down and give your their position. Then vote unanimously to make yourself the Supreme ruler, and find it constitutional.
  Kyle Stewart [5 Nov 2003]
• Who says it has to be OUR world? Conquer Mars!
  Supreme Martian [10 Nov 2003]
• step 1: Travel to a southern africa country. if you can't decide which one, just pick the one that sounds the prettiest.
  step 2: Overthrow the current gov't there. shouldn't take much effort, a musket maybe.
  step 3: Expand your empire
  step 4: Declare yourself king and Jenna Jameson your queen
  Matt [11 Nov 2003]
• If you take over the world, but then your defense grid is smashed by the resistance and you have to send a robot back in time to kill the resistance leader or his mother, hardwire this into the robots programming:
  "When target is in site, run, DO NOT walk, towards it to kill it. Run as fast as your super human abilities allow."
  Kyle Stewart [12 Jan 2004]
• Give everyone a cookie. They will love you for it. Or you can just shoot everyone you see till you and your friends are left and replenish the world and since you will be the oldest and wisest everyone will respect you.
  JB Frank [4 Feb 2004]
• eat as much as humanly possible, become enormously fat. sit on world leaders until they agree to give their titles to you. liposuction all your fat, sell it to soap factories, with the proceeds buy a fleet of fiat pandas and turn them into killing machines, hey presto your titles and army are complete,take over world.
  ma'am ur bitchiness [14 Feb 2004]
• Go Muahahah at random moments. People will become afraid of you.
  Ben slim [16 Feb 2004]
• Win the -Superstar or -Idol show of your nation. Win World Idol. Gain audiences with all the world leaders. Hypnotise them with your amazing voice and dancing. Finally, have them turn their power over to you. You will not need secret police or an army, because everyone will love you from your 'Idol' days.
  K T [20 Feb 2004]
• Somehow get superpowers in a lab accident, then wreak havoc uppon the world. The rest will do itself... or go nuts and threaten world leaders.
  Tom "the genius" Pritchard [21 Feb 2004]
• Write your World Domination message on the back of dirty cars. This way your message will travel fast.
  Jess E [12 Mar 2004]
• Have your world domination manifesto tatooed onto to Pamela Anderson's breasts. That way it'll reach the male population.
  pammy [25 Mar 2004]
• Form a union with the evil bunnies. There is no point doing all the hard work and taking over the world only to be asasinated by the evil bunnies straight away while you sleep.
  Si Anderson [20 Apr 2004]
• You need a cool name. Make sure people will be able to remember it. Maybe something like Bob the Surprime Overloard. This works even better if you are a female using a male name.
  Amanda [25 May 2004]
• Drink enough alcohol until you believe you have achieved world domination. Repeat this process many a time.
  Mike Hunt [14 Jul 2004]
• Well, it would be pretty hard to compete with the others striving for World Domination, such as Disney and Walmart. But first you need to create an EVIIIL name with a cartoon character for a first name and an exotic vacation spot for a surname, such as Bambi Bahamas. Then put Dr. in front of that name. Then you need a flamethrower. A giant diamond-encreasted flamethrower and you need to form an alliance with a secretly powerful force unknown to the world such as the shopping carts which are really evil aliens in disguise planning to take over the world. Then build your way up through the Walmart industry and you are bound to gain enough power to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH* Thats my eviiil top secret plan and it WILL prevail!!!
  Bambi Bahamas [9 Aug 2004]
• Cut down all the rainforests so everyone suffocates, then when there's nobody to protect it, seize power.
  Dylan Emperor D. [23 Nov 2004]
• jump up and down three times and say more food then lie down on the floor and sing its a wonderfull life till you fall asleep
  bob joe [11 Jan 2005]
• Use Search Engine Optimization strategies to be listed first on Google search for "World Dominator." In time, everyone will think you are.
  Rusty Z [14 Mar 2005]
• Step 1. Obtain all underpants
  Step 2. (To be determined)
  Step 3. Take over the world
  Underpants Gnomes [7 Jul 2005]
• Go back in time to the stone age and show everyone the wheel and how to make fire. Go back to the present, you rule the world.
  Conor Kenny [22 Jul 2005]
• Feed everyone delicious but poisonous pancakes and watch them all die. Then, when no one is left to defend their countries, take over the world!
  Ur Mom [2 Aug 2005]
• First, you will need to annihilate Bill Gates. He is the biggest competitor in world domination at the moment. Once he is gone, there will be no more updates for Windows, so quickly send a virus to bring the world to it's knees. You will have to act fast though. Nobody likes an OS that doesn't get updates.
  Zed_eX [2 Aug 2005]
• 1. Create a virus which kills penguins.
  2. Make a penguin suit.
  3. Join the penguins' campaign for world domination.
  4. When they rule the world and have humans as slaves release virus and kill off any surviving penguins.
  5. Then you will rule the world.
  6. Watch your back, the sheep also have evil plans.
  God's Brother [12 Feb 2007]
• why rule the world when the moon is open for taking?
  yo momma [12 Dec 2007]
• Eat Christopher Walken, the world will tremble in fear...
  Arganth The SheepSlayer [29 Jan 2008]

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