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Avoid Taxes, or at least filing them

How To Save The Whales (and other things in the environment)

Bad things to scream at the point of climax

How To Bring About World Peace

Worst Things To Happen On Your Wedding Day

Life in 2054

Saddam's Secret Weapons of Mass Destruction

Where Evolution Is Taking the Human Race

Features We'd Like In A Cell Phone

Sports They Should Include In The Athens Olympics

Alternatives to Having a Seeing Eye Dog

What Happens In The CSI Ad Breaks?

How Paranoid Are You?

The Tourists Guide to the Moon

Alternative Contraceptive Methods

What To Do With Unwanted Christmas Gifts

Movie Crossovers We Want To See

DIY Surgery Ideas

Computer Viruses We Want To See

Concepts for the next Harry Potter book

How To Tell If You're Too Drunk To Drive Before You Hop Behind The Wheel

Find Your X-Men Mutation

Ultimate Nickname Generator

Countries the US will add to the Axis of Evil

Love-o-Matic Love Letter Generator

Worst Things To Say When First Meeting Your Cyber-lover in Real Life

Party Games for Adults

Reasons To Be Rich

Coffee Is Better Than Sex

Good Things About Being Attacked By Iraq

How to Tell If Your Company's CEO is Ripping You Off

How to Keep Bums From Sleeping on Your Doorstep

New Phobias for Modern Times

Terrific Toast Tid-bits

Get Into A Nightclub When You're Under-age

Effective Feng Shui Ideas

Conversion Tables for the Real World

Gorsky Park - More fun than actually possible!

Great Sex Positions

Other Wars We'd Like To Start

Holidays at Home

Do It Yourself Ideas

Exercises For The Fat & Lazy

How To Ace Job Interviews

Body Bits Doctors Won't Tell You About

Party Theme Ideas

Things I Wish I Learnt In School

Tom Hanks Is Jesus

X-Men Class List

Find Your Star Wars Name

Star Wars Names List

Great Reality TV Shows

Mafiosi The Mafia Don't Want You To Know About

Recipe Suggestions for the Young Bachelor

Piss Christ Piss Take

How Good A Criminal Are You?

Handy Home Money Saving Hints

Olympic Events For Around The Home

The Truth About Cyber-sex

Super Heroes We Want To See

Script ideas for the sequel to Planet of the Apes

Alternatives to The Shower Project

How To Commit Adultery

How To Find True Love In The Supermarket

Career & Romance - Lethal Mixes

Has Satan Possessed your PC?

Great Things To Do With Your Clone

How to Chuck a Sickie

How To Achieve World Domination

Dating Tips For The Noughties

Millennium Madness - Make It Memorable

Fun Fish Facts

GORSKYS.COMedy No-Nonsense Wine Guide

Love Bites Can Be Painful

Where do socks go in the wash?

STAR TREK - To Boldy Go Where No One Has Gone Before

The X-Files - What To Do When Mulder & Scully Knock On Your Door

Insidious Computer Threat

Academy AwardŽ Blues for Gorsky

Quick Tips On How To Rob Banks

The Gorskys Rehearsing

Olympic Scandals That Haven't Hit The News Yet

Own A Landmark

Become The World's Richest Man

Diversity Through Extremes

Mervyn's Story - A Parable of Our Time

Election 98 - The Candidates Speak

Clinton Impeached

Pauline Hanson - Fruit Loop or Deranged Nazi?

Unemployment - Time For Action

Howard Wants Work For Dole

Eddie Murphy's Not-So-Bizarre Sex Scandal

New Type Of Cancer Discovered

No Cheese Please - We're British

Cloning - A Self-Perpetuating Argument

Footy Fever Grips Australia

Head-Butting For Pleasure & Profit

Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky

Bad things to scream at the point of climax

Help Spread 'Simulated SARS'

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome is spreading like wild-fire across the planet. No one is quite sure how it spreads yet, so we need your help in running a simulation.

By monitoring how many people fill in the form below and send the 'simulated SARS' message to their friends, GORSKYS.COMedy will build up a totally accurate simulation of the spread of the SARS virus. Possibly.

Ask your friends to report any 'symptoms', like laughing until they cough, by coming to this page.

 

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I'm helping simulate the SARS virus. I'm doing it by sending this email to you.

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome is spreading like wild-fire across the planet. No one is quite sure how it spreads yet, but I found an comedy web site that is running a SARS simulation.

I looked at the site. Afterwards, my 'simulated SARS symptom' was that I .

You now have 'simulated SARS' too. To find out your symptoms, go to GORSKYS.COMedy (http://www.gorskys.com.au) and have a look around.

If you start to show 'symptoms', like mine, go to the "Help Spread 'Simulated SARS'" page to help the experiment. It's at http://www.gorskys.com.au/active/simulated-sars.php

By monitoring how many people receive and send the 'simulated SARS' message to their friends, Liam and Chris from GORSKYS.COMedy will build up a totally accurate simulation of the spread of the SARS virus. Possibly.

I hope you enjoy the site.

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PS: This is not a real virus or anything, so don't panic.

Of course, you can simulate panic by placing a surgical mask over your mouth.

You can create real panic by placing a surgical mask over your mouth the next time you go into a bank.

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