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Super-Dooper, No-Nonsense, Love-o-Matic Break Up Letter Generator

Are you sick to the back teeth with your current partner or spouse.

Do you want to break up with someone, but can't bring yourself to tell them face to face?

Is someone stalking you, and you want to tell them to piss off?

Let the Gorskys help.

From bitter experience, we've worked out what to say in any situation where love has flown. It all boils down to answering a few simple questions. From that, our Break Up Letter Generator will create a break up letter, ready to e-mail to the one you hate.

Step 1 - Complete the form

Your First Name


Your Surname


Your E-mail Address


Your Ex's First Name


What are your current feelings about your Ex?


	I wish we'd never met
	I wish they were dead
	I wish they were dying, so I could go to the hospital and laugh at them
	I wish they were dying, so I could go to hospital and unplug their life support system
	I still love them, but don't want them to know
	I would rather eat my own liver than see my ex again

How long were you in the relationship
minutes hours days weeks months years

How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?


Why are you breaking up (choose the most appropriate)?


	No reason, just because I can
	I only went out with them so I could break up with them and make them cry
	The sex is boring
	The sex is boring but the post-coital conversation is worse
	We both like the same thing: men
	My other lover is jealous
	Love may be blind, but I've realised they're ugly
	I'm sick of dating a lard-ass
	Using the whole chicken isn't erotic
	I've found someone else

What is your age (years only)?


What is your gender?


	Male
	Female

What is your ex's gender?


	Male
	Female
	Undecided