The Evil Tony AbbottIs Tony Abbott Australia's Biggest Cockspank?


Late in 2013, the Australian people lost their collective minds and voted in a homophobic, xenophobic, lady-phobic, climate skeptical dictator to be the leader of their once great country.

Though it sounds like he should be a shoe-in for the title of Australia's Biggest Cockspank, unfortunately we also have the hideous evil mining magnate, Gina Rinehart and the obnoxious purveyer of bullshit and invader of privacy, media baron Rupert Murdoch.

Assuming these are the 3 horsemen of the Apocalypse, the end is surely nigh.

Before Armageddon crashes down on us, why not check out our newest article, Super Life Hacks for the Modern Person?



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